NEW MOTLEY CRUE TRACK LISTING IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 at 10:35am by Axl RosenbergHere are the song titles for Motley Crue’s new album, Saints of Los Angeles:
01. Mother Fucker Of the Year
02. Down At The Whiskey
03. Saints of Los Angeles
04. Face Down In The Dirt
05. What’s It Gonna Take
06. Chicks = Trouble
07. White Trash Circus
08. The Animal In Me
09. Welcome To The Machine
10. This Ain’t A Love Song
11. Just Another Psycho
Well, in the words of Balki Bartokomou, “paint me green and call me Gumby,” because I don’t even have to make fun of this shit. Those song titles are already a total joke.
Aw, shucks, let’s give it a shot anyway.
I wonder if that’s the right spelling of “Mother Fucker of the Year.” If it is, I’d really like to applaud the Crue for putting some emphasis on the fact that calling someone a “motherfucker” is actually saying that they fuck a mother. Motley Crue fuck a lot of mothers these days, I bet. What I’m saying is I think the song title is totally literal.
“Down at the Whiskey.” Great. You used to hang out at the Whiskey. We know. You and every other band. Blow me.
“Chicks = Trouble.” Okay, hands down, that’s the best song title of any non-country track to be released so far this year. I pray to God that somebody does one of those mash-ups with this song and Slipknot’s “People = Shit.” “Chicks = Shit.” OH PLEASE, GOD, HAVE SOMEBODY DO THAT FOR ME.
“White Trash Circus.” Or, “Christmas at Tommy Lee’s House.” Oh! Rimshot!
By the way, didn’t Bon Jovi already do a song called “This Ain’t a Love Song?”* Holy crap, do you think that Motley Crue might be covering Bon Jovi?!?! AWESOME!!!
-AR
*No, I am not the least bit ashamed to know that that is the title of a Bon Jovi song. It was the summer of ‘95, her name was Jersey Waltz, and it was magical.
nice, that was from the underrated “These Days” album :-D. on a somewhat related note, 1995 was the year that i went to my second concert ever, it was Bon Jovi live in (guess where): Jakarta! (Wes Borland wasn’t there though). btw i agree w/ your opinion on the “Mother Fucker” title, that was dead on.
somehow… finding out how to spell Balki’s last name… is more interesting… than anything having to do with motley crue…
…quit ripping people off, fatty.
suck it, Roger, I’m getting paid.
“Chicks=Trouble”?
Really? They went through the stage of writing, performing and recording the song, and THAT was the title they went to press with?
Man, when will this band just die off? They really were never that good to begin with.
Where is “Vince Ate All the Cheeseburgers”?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA… the mashup with Slipknot… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. dude I’d do the mashup edit but Slipknot doesn’t deserve to be paired up with this load of bullshit.
ok people we need to just forget about this glam metal shit already
Fuck all you negative minded idiots……..Motley Crue rocks and its great that there still Kickin It and puttin out a new record…….anyone who doesnt think thats cool is a fucking negative jerk!!! They will go down as one of the greatest Rock Bands ever wether you like it or not.
hey listen here motley are still kicking and way better then most stuff of today so why dont you shut up………and chicks=trouble is a direct line out of nikkis diary from when his crazy gf was stalking him so thats why they used it.
I think most of u who think Mötley Crüe sucks can’t handle that band and so you hate them!
I think it’s kickass band and it’s not your problem how they name their songs or anythin’….u don’t like it, then fuck off!
and yeah, Dirty Angel is right, chicks=trouble is line from Nikki’s Heroin Diaries and i think he was right about that, at least those chicks around them seemed always be totally troublemakers.
and seriously…who gives a fuck what u think…i was just bored and wanted write somewhere…now i think i’m gonna listen some MÖTLEY CRÜE!
ok dude you know nothing about motley crue this album is gold and the this aint a love song its not a cover of bon jovi its actually abouthaving sex with a girl and bon jovi does nothing like that and this is the soundtrack of there lives as motley crue which is the soundtrack to the book “The Dirt” so before you start talking smack try the album out
fuck you haters. motley is the greatest. hey’ll go down as the best too.
you know what…
Saints of los angeles is an amazing album, and all the titles mean something, unlike the shit in this article, i mean come on, what dick wrote this?!
oh yea, just for the record hunni, this aint a love song is about having sex with a woman, but then again i dont expect a person like you to understand that at all.
My bet is you are a bit of a twat with nothing better in his job description than slate a decent band that have been around since before you were born.
I bet your so far up your own ass you wont even reply… and if you do, i bet it’s just to try and prove to the world you arent a butt muncher when in actual fact you just prove my point more.
Get a fucking backbone,
fucking hostile and repulsed…
CJ
They should’ve had a song called “This is why Tommy Lee didn’t play drums on this album”
And then maybe the next album will have a song called “We’re sorry for ripping off our fans”