Comments on: RICHIE SAMBORA TAKING OVER ROCK OF LOVE FROM BRET MICHAELS

By: Disenchanted

Disenchanted — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:47:12 +0000

I began watching Rock of Love for the pure comedy of it all. Many wannabe barbie dolls (yes, Barbie’s come in a variety of flavors) jumping fiery hoops (could the ratio of excessive hairspray, mousse & gel comically ample, silicone-enhanced breast implants = 100% combustion?) for the affections of an aged yet handsome Ringmaster, seemed like a ridiculously intriguing premise. Both seasons proved to be ‘Big Top’ worthy for purely entertaining the audience with its comic relief, but Season 3 has lost its joy-buzzer antics and sadly, has evolved into a skid-row-on-wheels disenchantment. Bret Michaels appears to be dissatisfied with this season’s ‘contestants’ and traveling side show (Big John is left with the difficult task of trying to turn lead into gold here for his boss/friend, to no avail.), and seems to have lost interest after only the first episode, immersing himself into a righteous tally sheet of conquests, topped only by his invigorated renewal of what matters most, his Love of Music! With a seductive voice rich in timber, Poison’s lead vocalist should concentrate on reinventing his faultering image by ditching the extentions (we’ll still love ya without them), VH1 show, and the plastic, artificially-enhanced circus performers. If you’re truly interested in finding Ms. Right, look beyond the shallow part of the ocean; for past the roll of sea and sky, lie wonders to beheld in the quietude of sunrise and set, and there, you will find happiness.

By: Aussie bird

Aussie bird — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:30:46 +0000

Daisy was weird she was all plastic! Who lives and sleeps in a bed wit there ex! Ambre was like a cheerleader on crack. Bring heather back luv that chick. What you see is what you get with her. LOVE IT! but honestly obviously the show to find love isn’t working so maybe you should just give up try myspace even!

By: Janice

Janice — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:01:25 +0000

NEWS JUST IN!!!!! VH1 has just released that there IS a Rock of Love 3……WITH BRET MICHAELS!! It’ll be on his tour bus (Rock of Love Bus).

Get your facts straight before trying to be the first to announce something!

By: Brandii

Brandii — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:50:07 +0000

MMMM.. Isn’t there a point when you’re too old to go onto a reality show where you “look for love”??

By: janet

janet — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:40:46 +0000

I am 45 yr old rn. I would like tto be on that episode. My kids arrre ssag meeeembers not me but i could fake it!

By: brenda

brenda — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:14:25 +0000

there should be rock of love three because i think daisy or chrissy should have won not the girl who did

By: Ashten

Ashten — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:56:09 +0000

Ambre won the second season of rock of love. And i think bret should move on to the third season. Because Ambre didn’t deserve to win. Daisy did! Now Ambre thinks she is everything just cause she won a show! Its pathetic!

By: GNRlove

GNRlove — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:14:53 +0000

Bret Michaels is a fucking poser!! Hes terrilbe!!! Poison sucks ass too. Jesus Christ I mean, they were stupid sissy-glam fucks!

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Tue, 20 May 2008 20:04:49 +0000

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By: Sheila

Sheila — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:20:55 +0000

Rock of Love will never be the same without Bret and certainly will never get the publicity it had with him as the Star. The man is a GOD to say th least. Hes what ROCK is, hes the poster child for it, and there is noone out there in rock n roll more sexier than he is.They can try with whoever they want to put on there, unless its someone else from POISON, and they can never match it.

By: Missy

Missy — Sun, 04 May 2008 00:05:09 +0000

Ok, did Bret not stay with Ambre??? I missed the reunion.

By: mydarlingcurse.com | tainted love

mydarlingcurse.com | tainted love — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:34:25 +0000

[...] Rock of Love 3 announced. it’s ritchie sambora. eewwww! i feel dirty all over, and not in a good adrien brody kind of way. [...]

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:49:41 +0000

To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd:

What a shitload of fuck!

By: Shiffy

Shiffy — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:13:55 +0000

Oh, for Christ’s sake!

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:28:21 +0000

When will Logo have the gay version with the singer from the B-52s? Or Brett Michaels, seeing as how he never dated any of the two dozen hot bimbos clawing each other to be with him?

By: The Pig In Zen

The Pig In Zen — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:53:19 +0000

My question is, what prompted Bret Michaels to quit? Was having 13 strippers fight over him too much? Was it taking away from the artistic legacy of Poison?