FROM WORDS TO MOTION MAKES ME WANNA KILL SOMEONE ALRIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT MY EX
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 at 12:53pm by Axl Rosenberg
Based on their incredibly lame name, I assumed, when I sat down to listen to Kill Your Ex’s From Words to Motion, that KYE would be the gazillionth American band making a desperate attempt to sound like they were from Gothenburg. Having now listened to this album, all I can say is, I wish Kill Your Ex played third-rate metalcore.
Instead what we get is horrific yuppie alt-rock that would haunt my nightmares, if any of it were actually memorable enough for even my subconscious to somehow absorb. This garbage isn’t on the same level as Dredg, let alone a band like Muse or Coheed & Cambria; fuck, this shit isn’t even on the same level as Maroon 5. When I think of all the better things that could have been done with the money and resources it took to make this album – feed starving children, research a cure for cancer, get someone high/drunk/laid/whatever – it makes me want to exterminate the entire human race.
I’d say more, but really, what’s the point? I’ve already wasted two minutes of my life I’ll never get back typing shit about this worthless, worthless band.
(Fuck You out of Five Horns)
-AR
Is there something wrong with Dredg? Did I miss a memo?
’nuff said.
Wow, this horrible band seems to live down to the awful, stupid name (and album title and cover). I honestly can’t imagine listening to something like this.
Dear Kill Your Ex,
Your band name is lame.
Sincerely,
Protest the Hero
Arsonists Get All the Girls
Post above me = epic lulz!!!
You know their drummer is reading this right now and yelling at the singer, “I told you the name was gay!”
Album reviews like this is one of the reasons I visit this site every day. “Fuck you out of five horns” made me burst out in laughter.
Why are you lumping a quality band like Dredg in with this garbage?
Hey if you can count through the CD i will give you a handjob. what? count through? music? What’s that!? Time Signatures?! But, i mean…your go-tee is probably pretty cool.
So, this review made me want to check out their myspace page.
Fuck you AR, for having written a review so hysterical that you forced me to check out how awful these guys really are…
Fuck, these guys are terrible
When I wake up in the morning and put on my wife beater, jeanco jeans and combat boots, I want to listen to something fucking heavy. Why are these douchebags wasting their time on those awful pussy complicated guitar lines and stupid harmonies when all I want is to brush the crusted late night denny’s out of my goatee to some pantera or shadows fall. Seriously i bet those cunts don’t even get half the chicks pantera did. Fuck I bet I get more chicks then they do. Rad fat chicks in leopard print cow boy hats
At least I can count on metalsucks.com to review a record thats not metal…and tell us it sucks because of that! Like if I accidently bought this and didn’t know it wasnt metal…I might have not known what to think because listening to something outside my normal genre usually confuses me. I’m just so used to de-tuned guitars and loud guttural screaming.
Well props to metalsucks for letting us know that metal doesnt suck and everything else does.
Keep it metal (like my wallet chain)!