“I’ll talk all the trash I want. Music is the one area where I feel justified in telling other people they are wrong. It’s pretty much all I have that separates me from the regular everyday normal motherfucker.”

Could you tell me why you have the justification to tell people like me, the normal motherfucker, that we are wrong about our musical tastes? I mean, if you can tell people they are wrong than you must know what’s right.

This is really fucking awesome, because that means you have a deeper understanding to the nature of the universe and have somehow tapped into the source energy of God that allows you to tell other people of freewill that they are on the wrong path! And because of your justification you can tell them that they are wrong!

please share with me (and all of us) your divine insight to what is the correct way of approaching music! I’m looking for a God to worship, and if you contain the deeper understanding that i’ve been searching for please tell me how you’ve arrived at this divine justification and i’ll bow down!

If BearBong here thinks getting “bashed” on the interwebs is tough, try being a preppy looking guy at a D.R.I. or The Fearless Iranians from Hell show at The Ritz in Austin, Texas, back in ‘83 or hanging out at a Morbid Scream show during the same timeframe. People wanted to kick your ass or even kill you because you had long hair, didn’t have long hair, were a skinhead, weren’t a skinhead, listened to punk, listened to metal, listened to hardcore, or didn’t listen to their preferred genre. It was truly brOOtal.

People pissing and moaning online is child’s play.

***This “Back in My Day” (BIMD) moment brought to you by The Old Fart.***

B.) He said “like” 43 times. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TALK. You’re not a Valley Girl. Or are you?

C.) I don’t understand why people tape themselves talking to people when their presence on camera or in person is nowhere near as interesting as when I’m trying to forcefully pull a hangnail off my body.

D.) Do you know who is hating on the various genres of Metal? The fourteen year olds that post to Blabbermouth. And no one really cares what they think. They’re FOURTEEN.

E.) There is no E.

F.) Fuck this guy. He’s annoying to watch and desperately needs needs some education and also needs to grow a pair.

Look, what I mean to say is, I’ll talk all the trash I want. Music is the one area where I feel justified in telling other people they are wrong. It’s pretty much all I have that separates me from the regular everyday normal motherfucker.

And fuck not bashing other genres of music, thats an integral part of the metal community. Hating country, rap, and other shitty music is pretty much the only thing us metalheads can agree on these days.