Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION COLORED VINYL OF PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS!

By: Carl

Carl — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:10:25 +0000

Sorry, but the photo …ks!

By: Van

Van — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:02:30 +0000

“When I woke up in the hospital, I realized the only metal we shared was lead.”

By: duncan

duncan — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:59:18 +0000

although he insisted dragonforce were power metal
sam couldn’t ignore his black metal following

By: Diego Castaneda

Diego Castaneda — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:59:56 +0000

Oh Hell Nah Tyrone You see this Crackers

By: Gossamer Axe

Gossamer Axe — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:12:35 +0000

I dunno who won, but this one:

# Adam Says:
May 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

One digital camera 50$
3 pure white hoodies… 100$ a piece
2 black shirts 25$ a piece
Ironic disposition of clothing priceless

should have.

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE | MetalSucks

Thu, 15 May 2008 18:52:51 +0000

[...] week we got a whole lot of racist but mostly un-funny entries for the Funny Photo Caption contest, in which we asked you guys to come up with a funny caption for the photo at right. I suppose we [...]

By: thedoomsdaybroadcast

thedoomsdaybroadcast — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:00:12 +0000

“wait… ‘BLACK METAL’ doesn’t mean what i think it means?”

By: CrapMcPoopin

CrapMcPoopin — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:05:01 +0000

I know this site isn’t racist, i was being facetious.

By: chris

chris — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:42:56 +0000

BaronessFan, I thought the picture above was the original picture :P

By: ProtestYourMom

ProtestYourMom — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:23:13 +0000

….and then, nu Metal was born.

By: BaronessFan

BaronessFan — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:21:53 +0000

@ Chris….. you can’t win a contest by ripping off the original version of this picture…. fucking moron.

By: chris

chris — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:03:03 +0000

“FUCKING METAL – No matter how brutal you try to be, there’s always someone ruining it for you”

By: Nemesis

Nemesis — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:51:06 +0000

“Korn’s Norwegian fan club react to the announcement of a new ‘Korn’s Greatest Hits’ album.”

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:11:06 +0000

Douchebaggy expressions and peace signs = not metal.

Making fun of someone while standing in the background of a picture they are taking = metal.

Standing in the far back of all of this nonsense, arms crossed over your backstage pass, filled with a combined sense of satisfaction and despair at knowing your predictions about future generations have all come true = corpse-grinding metal.

By: Tommy Leebowitz

Tommy Leebowitz — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:35:09 +0000

Black Metal.

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:10:53 +0000

“This is me and Shelly just before the beatdown, who the fuck knew horns was a rival gangsign in that neighborhood… I just tied my own shoes today, can I have the jello now?”

By: Jim Gilletowicz

Jim Gilletowicz — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:34 +0000

I don’t think Dr. King’s dream was for all races to look equally retarded….

By: Jim Gilletowicz

Jim Gilletowicz — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:42:25 +0000

Quick, he’s not paying attention….get his watch!

By: Jim Gilletowicz

Jim Gilletowicz — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:41:24 +0000

The parking lot party for the Mastodon/R. Kelly show.

By: Mick

Mick — Fri, 09 May 2008 06:21:51 +0000

YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF JERSEY –
BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE JERSEY OUT OF THE BOY.