FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm by MetalSucks
Last week we got a whole lot of racist but mostly un-funny entries for the Funny Photo Caption contest, in which we asked you guys to come up with a funny caption for the photo at right. I suppose we had it coming. Congratulations to the winner Dahnyull, who because of the following entry wins a limited edition colored vinyl of Protest the Hero’s Fortress:
“No matter how metal you think you are, there will always be someone there to remind everyone that you’re just some guy making a funny face.”
This week we have a very special prize; three lucky winners will receive a copy of Revolver Magazine’s recently released all-Tool issue. Yup, an entire magazine devoted exclusively to the best band on the planet! All you have to do to win is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments. We’ll chose the winner next week and notify them by email. Good luck!
GUYS cant we just let danny filth do his own thing!!!
Do you think these gloves make me look ridiculous?
-Recently circulated photographs have many historians considering the fact that William Wallace was in fact a fan of Black Metal-
Motionless, Jeffery stood holding his broadsword. With any luck, the deer would mistake him as just another forest tree. Once the deer came close enough, however, Jeffery would make his move..
LOLcats too cute for you? Then LOLevilpagans might be just what your looking for.
“Invisible bike OF EVIL”
“Proof that leather and wood are a sickening combination.”
“But Mommmmm!!!”
“seriously guys…i’ve slaughtered a more than my fair share of christian souls…burned AT LEAST half a dozen churches and i have every single riff and lyric memorized from Anthems to the Welkin At Dusk and i STILL have to be the one who gathers fire wood on camping trips? WEAK!!!!1″
damn it, did i leave the oven on?
Sometimes, Metal is just god damn embarrasing.
If Dimmu Borgir ran the train on Flavor Flav…
This is what would of happen if Rob Zombie directed Lord of the Rings
Do bears shit in the woods? It appears the answer is yes.
The Emperor as Legislator
Does this sword make me look gay?
“How the hell do I get back to the [ice] Hockey pitch?!” said the goal-keeper.
Predator 14 – The rise of Ghengis Frehley
No Mom, for the last time I AM NOT GAY!!!
Yes, I’m currently standing in my backyard, nice trees huh? I kicked Rob Halford and King Diamond’s ass in Texas Hold Em last night, so they gave me both of their outfits as a token of my awesomeness.
The smiling-on-the-inside type of ass-clown, I guess…..
Fred Durst going kvlt und grimm.
“Man it’s hot. BLASTED! I knew I should have made a left at Albuquerque”.
Damn christians stole me helmet and all i have left is this fucking coconut!
The condition know as ‘Graveland’ occurs when racist pirates start playing Black Metal. The number of ‘argh, matey’s’ even rivals the number of ‘Satan’s’ per song.
Maynard James Keenan appropriates another subculture with his Puscifer side project.
Conan ain’t got nothin on me, Vote for me the next govn’er of CalEfornia or I shall unleash all the wrath of my almight lord Lucifer upon your poor worthless souls, then I will gorge your guts with my sword of evil and eat them, do not take me lightly as I am seated at the right hand of SATAN
So THIS is the new musical direction that Insane Clown Posse have been talking about taking. Sweet!!!
as you can see, the fashion industry eagerly jumped on the sudden influx of goths in the lumberjack industry.
//wrong email on the last post
Do these studs make my bum look big?
George Michael has been forced to solicit dates “incognito.”
“LARP? I nearly bought one!”
“Sometimes, Metal is just god damn embarrasing”
ftfw… that is awesome!
A failed ad campaign for Captain Morgan’s new “Woodland Gimp Rum”.
We are the knights that say NI -rgil!
People never take me seriously. But I’ve got a sword now. I’ll teach them!
My Kingdom for a horse?Fuck you bitch,no!
Yeah, that’s right…I’m Wicked Lester! Those old crabby bastards Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley stole my name at first! Aye, my trusty sword showed ‘em a thing or two…why do ya think Ace renamed the band KISS eh?
when Heath Ledger was told he had to make a Brokeback sequel with this guy, he just had to drop dead
“..so I took my Prom pictures in the woods!”
“Though he moonlighted as a black metal vocalist, Lord Martin’s true passion was to be a Boy Scout Leader.”
KISS’ underground outfit
After a hard day of making runes out of fox turds and twigs Rob decided to have a rest! he would visit badger in the morning!
These are gonna be the best senior pictures evar!!! Should I try yo act like I’m pulling the sword out of the stone next?
“Why yes, these are Bugle Boy jeans.”
They’re after me lucky charms!
“Nah, this looks too gay. Let’s try the disco outfit”
i think i pooped
Finally, after years of searching Fredrick finally captured a still photograph of the mythical creature haunting the pacific northwest….The gothquatch
Vinnie Vincent, despondent from the toll of failed lawsuits against KISS, turned to a life of Dendraphilia to ease his pain.
Picture of Rob Halford before he was famous
“Yeah, so this is the only way you can fart in these pants. Oh and i’m a girl.”
“do these boots make my thighs look fat? come on, be honest.”
Ronald McDonald: The Teen Angst Years.
Look what Randy from the trailer park bought with his stimulus check.
“Alright guys, last picture……. Got it? Cool. Let’s get the hell out of here – Hey, where’d you park the mini-van?
I’m too sexy for this rock
Motherfucker my nuts itch in this get-up.
Most people think Ted Nugent is the only hunter in the metal scene.
I’ve got my sword and magic helmet!!
“I’m hungry, should I hunt the deer or the giraffe”
Hurry, the ewoks are coming!
When the Renaissance Fair goes too far.
Why de heck did i install VISTA!!!
Grimmortal Andy, Guardian of large grey rocks (and a few trees)
Allright, Allright!! Robbie, your turn now, make sure you got that wiggy helmet firm on your head and don’t be sweating your balls( if you got any:P)for god’s sake..we’ll be done in no fucking time!!
“I am Krull! First Captain of the Legion of Armoured Mimes!”
Genghis Kahn on a manic high from not taking his Lithium
Am I standing or sitting? Fuck it! I look awesome!
“Always the social butterfly, Thogryylll Blyyaaakheart triple-booked himself for the Ren-Faire, the Sci-Fi Con and the King Diamond show all in the same weekend….yet somehow made it work for him….”
holy shit what a costume..
Goddamnit fucking map quest gave me the wrong directions I though this is where the try outs for black metal american idol were being held.
Valedictorian and voted “Most elegible bachleor”
Class of 1349
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