Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE

By: The Schmeer

The Schmeer — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:20:59 +0000

After years of endangerment, pandas finally decided to fend for themselves…

By: REVOLVER WILL RELEASE AN ALL-PANTERA ISSUE! | MetalSucks

REVOLVER WILL RELEASE AN ALL-PANTERA ISSUE! | MetalSucks — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:30:35 +0000

[...] special edition issue for December, on the heels of their wildly successful and highly amusing all-Tool issue this past [...]

By: REVOLVER’S ALL-TOOL ISSUE IS BACK! | MetalSucks

REVOLVER’S ALL-TOOL ISSUE IS BACK! | MetalSucks — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:45:14 +0000

[...] this past May when we gave away a few copies of Revolver’s 100-page issue devoted entirely to Tool, aka the best band to ever walk the earth? The issue was one of Revolver’s best-selling ever [...]

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 27 May 2008 06:03:29 +0000

“This EEEEEEEVIL LEATHAAAA makes it hard to bre- <>”

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER BLACK DAY’S DEBUT ALBUM | MetalSucks

Thu, 22 May 2008 20:18:17 +0000

[...] week’s Funny Photo Caption contest (picture at right) spawned a ton of hilarious entries, but in the end only three will take home a [...]

By: Bloodjunkie

Bloodjunkie — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:45:12 +0000

Valedictorian and voted “Most elegible bachleor”
Class of 1349

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:57:15 +0000

Goddamnit fucking map quest gave me the wrong directions I though this is where the try outs for black metal american idol were being held.

By: Marko

Marko — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:32:34 +0000

holy shit what a costume..

By: razzo

razzo — Sun, 18 May 2008 23:51:26 +0000

“Always the social butterfly, Thogryylll Blyyaaakheart triple-booked himself for the Ren-Faire, the Sci-Fi Con and the King Diamond show all in the same weekend….yet somehow made it work for him….”

By: Spence

Spence — Sun, 18 May 2008 21:40:19 +0000

Am I standing or sitting? Fuck it! I look awesome!

By: Michael Pieper

Michael Pieper — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:30:34 +0000

Genghis Kahn on a manic high from not taking his Lithium

By: Mike Hurley

Mike Hurley — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:27:15 +0000

“I am Krull! First Captain of the Legion of Armoured Mimes!”

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 18 May 2008 08:36:15 +0000

Allright, Allright!! Robbie, your turn now, make sure you got that wiggy helmet firm on your head and don’t be sweating your balls( if you got any:P)for god’s sake..we’ll be done in no fucking time!!

By: bob

bob — Sat, 17 May 2008 21:00:10 +0000

Grimmortal Andy, Guardian of large grey rocks (and a few trees)

By: Phil

Phil — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:22:01 +0000

Why de heck did i install VISTA!!!

By: justsomebr00tald00d

justsomebr00tald00d — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:13:29 +0000

When the Renaissance Fair goes too far.

By: Conor

Conor — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:38:53 +0000

Hurry, the ewoks are coming!

By: Fernando Castellano

Fernando Castellano — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:31:14 +0000

“I’m hungry, should I hunt the deer or the giraffe”

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:36:17 +0000

I’ve got my sword and magic helmet!!

By: Ron

Ron — Sat, 17 May 2008 11:57:05 +0000

Most people think Ted Nugent is the only hunter in the metal scene.