LIV TYLER IS A FREE AGENT
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 10:55am by Vince NeilsteinThe luscious-lipped Liv Tyler (gee, wonder she got those from?) has announced her separation from her husband of five years and longtime boyfriend Royston Langdon, currently of the band Arckid but best known for helming ’90s alt outfit Spacehog. I used to see this dude on the street all the time, and I gotta tell ya, he really pulled a fast one on Liv and ended up with a sweet deal.
Here’s the video for Spacehog’s biggest hit, “In the Meantime.” Not metal, but an awesome song nonetheless, and the album from whence it came, Resident Alien, surprisingly backed it up with good tunes as I discovered when I bought it on an eBay rampage a few years back.
So anyway, dudes, Liv Tyler is available! Now’s your chance.
-VN
[via Idolator]
I would totally pull a fast one on her…
wow, i had forgotten about the existence of this band…
I’m on it. Thanks, guys.
So Vince, if Liv dated you would be because OF your beard or because she IS the beard?
@ Sammy: CLASSIC.
i love how theres an indian personals ad right next to this blog.
and are there really that much indian people on this site?
Depends on whether “Indian people” are measured by volume or by quantity…
Maybe she should marry the old drummer from Papa Roach. He got the boot from her sister and his band, so he must have the free time…
oh here we go… another single celebrity for the news to follow around and tell me about shit I don’t care about.
Who the hell cares?
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