PROGRESSIVE NATION TONIGHT! (AND PAGANFEST TOMORROW)
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 at 11:08am by Vince Neilstein
Who’s psyched to see 4 incredible bands wank on their instrument all night long at the Progressive Nation Tour tonight featuring Dream Theater, Opeth, Three and Between the Buried and Me?
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!
Axl, Kip and myself will be at tonight’s show at Terminal 5 in NYC. Will you? Come say hello. I’ll be the dude in the Insomnium t-shirt and have a rather large beard, Axl has glasses and a neatly coiffed chin-strap beard, and Kip is taller than both of us and has blondish hair despite his Semitic ancestry. We’ll be the three dudes masturbating simultaneously to John Petrucci’s guitar solos.
And of course tomorrow we’ll be clad in our finest Viking helmets, steins raised high in the air at the final stop of the MetalSucks co-sponsored Paganfest (minus Kip).
It’s a fucking great week to be a metal fan in NYC.
-VN
Buddy, Dream Theatre is going to be masturbating just fine on their own. Save the jerking off for Opeth.
I saw this show in LA, I missed at least half of BTBAM’s set due to ridiculous LA traffic but seeing the end of ants in the sky and white walls was great. Opeth kicked major ass and I can’t wait to see them headline. As for Dream Theater, I almost fell asleep. It was pretty much my first time hearing them and the musicianship was grand but the songwriting and repetitive wanking made for a boring time. I left before their set was half way though and got a head start on my way back to San Diego.
When did James LeBrie start looking like Dani Filth?
OMG, the mental image I got from the masturbating comment is priceless. Simply priceless.
I wish I could have gone to one of these shows…
I’ve never been to terminal 5 in NYC… what’s the place like?