Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN METAL BLADE RELEASES FROM SHAI HULUD AND ALETHEIAN

By: TruthBTold

TruthBTold — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:02:07 +0000

“Alright Men, your General is out this weekend so lets all listen attentively to this drunken piss-stained rocker on how to win this war!”

By: yesferro

yesferro — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:32:59 +0000

I can’t zip my pants up, I only have 4 fingers!

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN CDs FROM GOATWHORE AND THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER! | MetalSucks

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:06:35 +0000

[...] new CD Misanthropy Pure and Aletheian’s Dying Vine by coming up with the funniest caption for last week’s photo caption contest for the photo pictured at right: “The secret government project to produce a genetic [...]

By: J cantrell

J cantrell — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:33:44 +0000

Vince’s Marketing Poster after joining the WWE.
Wrestlemania 305 “White Trashed America”

By: koeber

koeber — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:42:13 +0000

Dez Fafara’s promotional photo for devildriver’s next album, Anger in America.

By: Fredo

Fredo — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:30:43 +0000

Toby Keith got a Johnny Cash Cd one Christmas. His cousin got a Mercyful Fate CD. I wonder how that worked out.

By: Dr. J

Dr. J — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:09:59 +0000

General Petraeus’s new line of super soldiers were corrupted after a drunken Kid Rock mistook the DNA vials as his sex bottle.

By: Ausdoerrt

Ausdoerrt — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:47:13 +0000

A CIA agent trying to blend into the masses in Finland – EPIC FAIL

By: Reverend Mortis

Reverend Mortis — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:50:24 +0000

Linda thought a patriotic touch in her photo might finally land her that audition with Kittie.

By: Child of Perdition

Child of Perdition — Sat, 31 May 2008 23:48:17 +0000

I actually know who that guy is. He’s Victor the Snake Mannn! He made most, if not all, of that bling he’s wearing. He’s at least part Native American. If you go to his MySpace page, you can read all about his hard luck and his support for the troops. If you already know that, then you’ll understand this caption:

“Please buy some of this shit so I don’t have to take it with me when I move again in three weeks, because my landlord’s an asshole! Oh, and let me tell you how to quit smoking!!!”

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 31 May 2008 13:45:54 +0000

I, Lord Viggo, de scourge of Carpathia, demands American Flag background for my newest ebil pose. It will helps my World Books of de Guinness Record entry for de longesten wallets chain.

By: chris

chris — Sat, 31 May 2008 13:16:49 +0000

Metalhead gone OG,

baggy pants and jewelry. Nuff said.

By: Invisible Oranges

Invisible Oranges — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:51:37 +0000

America’s Imminent Loss of Superpower Status

By: dale schmucker

dale schmucker — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:44:18 +0000

so many look for the truth, so few find it. america rocks

By: Metalmartyr.com

Metalmartyr.com — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:28:18 +0000

“Hi, I’m Axl Rosenburg”…yeah, I said it again fuckers!

By: br00tald00d

br00tald00d — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:52:14 +0000

Barrack Obama’s new campaign manager says in a high-pitched scream: “Are you ready to rrrrrooooooocccccckkkkkkkkk the vvvvvvvooooooootttttttteeeee?”

By: Aliester Fiend

Aliester Fiend — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:42:52 +0000

Welcome to the GuitarCenter Duuuude!!!

By: Gossamer Axe

Gossamer Axe — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:49:38 +0000

America the “not so” beautiful

By: ceo

ceo — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:47:23 +0000

“You can bet your ass it hurts when I fistfuck. You want to try anyway ? Ok, bend over, Vince”

By: Ron

Ron — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:46:30 +0000

America is a melting pot. There’s room for everything — hip-hop bling, hillbilly belt buckles, metal hair, and gay pride — all on the same person.