SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED (AND RAPE INFANTS) TO: SWALLOW THE SUN – “PSYCHOPATH’S LAIR”

Saturday, May 31st, 2008 at 11:36am by Kip Wingerschmidt

What’s that you say?? Child rearing (literally) has been outlawed? What the fudge, dude — where was I?!?

Speaking on behalf of all first amendmenteers everywhere, this is an outrage — isn’t my banging whoever I wantsa bang protected by the freedom to…you know, assemble, in one’s a-hole? Even if said “one” is under the age of one, I still don’t see the harm as long as both parties are consenting, ahem, persons.

I say bang the bums of whosever you wansta, and don’t be an age-ist fer chrissakes!! Infant isn’t even a number anyway…

And while you’re at it, smoke a bowl and check out this dark ditty.

SWALLOW THE SUN — “Psychopath’s Lair”, from Ghosts of Loss (2005)

-KW


15 COMMENTS on “SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED (AND RAPE INFANTS) TO: SWALLOW THE SUN – “PSYCHOPATH’S LAIR””

  1. ?? says:

    Pretty friggin retarded post. -1 Metalsucks

  2. simulacrum says:

    This is the least funny thing ever posted by you guys.

  3. Raping babies. Good one…….

  4. Chuck says:

    Try writing the post before smoking up or injecting or whatever it is the fuck you guys do.

  5. Deez Nutz says:

    What the fuck? I hope someone hacked into your shit and posted this, other wise I don’t even feel like visiting this site anymore…

    That’s saying a lot for me, I visit this site on the daily…bitches.

    -1…000

  6. snarl says:

    fuckin lame. what are you, 14?

  7. dale schmucker says:

    you’ all need some help. one yr old. get your shit together!!!

  8. Nickmeister says:

    I didn’t even read the comment… The song is bad-ass. I want to know more about these Swallow The Sun guys!

  9. Vitruvian Ape says:

    you really are a slipknot fan arent you?

  10. Cisco says:

    That is the most tasteless post ever. I bet Kip is getting a kick outta all this. LAME!

  11. Um, yeah – this is quite an uncomfortable post.

  12. TheCount says:

    The only thing uncomfortable about this post is the fact that somebody thought it funny….

  13. oliver cromwell says:

    yeah, this was pretty retarded and sorta came out of left field.
    it’s no more offensive than a lot of metal lyrics, but it just isn’t funny.

    the child-rearing bit was amusing the first time i heard it in ‘knocked up’. less so now.

  14. Dude Manbro says:

    Rape infants? Bangin babies? Uh, yeah, “uncomfortable” is a polite way to put it.

  15. Hiram says:

    Not saying this post is actually funny or anything and like, I’m not even from the U.S. and all, but I dunno, any chance Herr Wingerschmidt might be referring to this merry bunch right here:
    http://topics.cnn.com/topics/fundamentalist_church_of_jesus_christ_of_latter_day_saints

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