SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK EMBARK ON SUCKY TOUR, RELEASE SUCKY ALBUM

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 at 10:29am by

Official press release:

Sucking with the balls-suck rock n’ roll suckcess made sucky by Motley Suck but possessing the sucktastic spirit of Yngwie Sucksteen, Canada’s SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK are ready to put the suck in suck rock on this summer’s Suck the Suck Tour with arena suck anthems so sucky and insucktious they’ll be your new sucky pleasure. The suck kicks off this week so either see below or feel free to visit www.myspace.com/SuckedbyaSuckingSuck to view their complete sucking itinerary.

Tyler, the band’s suckist, prepared the following statement addressed to their sucky neighbors: “What’s up, America? We are suckin’ stoked for this sucky tour. There are lots of sucky bands, including us! Expect suck, lasers, fanny sucks, hot sucks, sucked hair and the kinds of sucks you’ll be embarrassed to remember the morning after. We wrote sucky songs about the art of sucking down, dangerous sucks, school sucking out and other sucky stuff so we’ll be sucking out new material from our upcoming Century Media debut, Suck to the Suck, throughout the tour. We hope to suck all y’all at our shows. Don’t be shy to come talk to us cuz we suck all our fans and we care about what you have to suck.”

Suck to the Suck is scheduled for a North American release on Sucktember 2nd. If you’re not on board after one suck then, rest assured, you will quickly suckumb to its irresistible, feel-sucky ’80s suck. The album was produced by SSSuck (Nickelsuck, Suck Against) and boasts the suckiest licks recorded since Michelle Pfeiffer played Catwoman in 1992′s Batman Sucks.

SBASS’s suck is best described as a modern-day suck-up of Motley Suck and Sucky, and guitarist Suck Sean is destined to become one of the most talked about suckers in the genre with his bombastic sucking
techniques. SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK have created a universal suckscape for the suckers that knows no limitations to its sucking. Everyone can suck to these tracks and it is now up to you to let go, give in to your suck and have nothin’ but a sucky time.

Suck the Suck Tour w/ Sucking Giant, Impending Suck, My Sucking My Suck, Suck of Sucks, Suck Their Sucks, Suck Embraced, With Suck Comes Sucking, Here I Come Sucking, Suckful:

06/13 The Dome – Bakersfield, CA
06/14 Soma – San Diego, CA
06/15 The Hudson Theatre – San Bernardino, CA
06/16 Vertical Venue – Scottsdale, AZ
06/17 Revolution – El Paso, TX
06/19 The Otherside – Tulsa, OK
06/20 White Rabbit – San Antonio, TX
06/21 Java Jazz – Houston, TX
06/22 Fat Daddy’s – Dallas, TX
06/23 The High Ground – New Orleans, LA
06/24 The Red Door – Pensacola, FL
06/25 The Cuban Club – Tampa, FL
06/26 The Haven – Orlando, FL
06/27 Coco’s – Homestead, FL
06/28 Rebar – Jacksonville, FL
06/29 The 7 Venue – Douglasville, GA
06/30 Vintage 21 – Raleigh, NC
07/01 Rockettown – Nashville, TN
07/02 The Attic Club – Dayton, OH
07/04 Cornerstone Festival – Bushnell, IL
07/05 Barfly – Minneapolis, MN
07/06 Judson College – Elgin, IL (w/Living Sacrifice)
07/07 Magic Stick – Detroit, MI
07/08 Peabody’s – Cleveland, OH
07/09 The Aquifer – Clinton, NJ
07/10 The Palladium – Worcester, MA
07/11 Riva Trace Baptist Church – Baltimore, MD
07/12 Jaxx – Springfield, VA
07/13 Crocodile Rock – Allentown, PA
07/14 The School @ BCA – Pittsburgh, PA
07/15 Headliner’s – Louisville, KY
07/16 The Foundry – Joplin, MO
07/18 Marquis Theatre – Denver, CO
07/19 The Ritz – Salt Lake City, UT
07/23 Studio Seven – Seattle, WA
07/24 Service Station – Spokane, WA
07/25 The Venue – Boise, ID
07/26 Club Retro – Sacramento, CA

-AR

  • Rockett

    It gold Axl, GOLD!

    I like it. I mean, its a little overkill (I say that in the nicest way) – but I guess its kinda cool.

    They kinda remind me a bit of that lame Christian rap-rock band Family Force 5…

    I think I would def like to hear more though.

  • matt

    wut

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    Reading the press release made my hair hurt.

  • Muttweiler

    Hey that article sucked, but only in a suck off suck in a bag of sucks kind of way.

  • Tommy Leebowitz

    That sucking suck release was the suckest suck I’ve ever attempted to suck. I’m so sucking sucked after sucking that suck.

  • Bryan

    This band is annoying in the same ways as Avenged Sevenfold. However, I suspect they at least have self-awareness.

  • http://www.myspace.com/divinationmetal thedoomsdaybroadcast

    Something tells me you don’t like this band

  • Rockett

    “Boy Moe, that team sure did suck last night. I mean they really sucked! They were the biggest suckiest sucks that ever did suck. I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening” – Homer J

  • ah

    i can’t believe they posted this shit. waste of space

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Jason

    Dude, if there’s no band called Sucked By A Sucking Suck, I am SO naming my band that.

  • OConnor

    I don’t say why people hate on this band so much. Yes their lyrics are rediculously bad but that is part of what makes them awesome. They don’t take themselves too seriously and they are a sick hybrid of hair metal choruses and modern metal speed. I got there full album already and it’s one of my favorites of the year so far. Obviously its a bit of a nostalgia/niche thing that I don’t know if it could be carried on forever, but this is damn good party music.

  • http://www.soundofthebeast.com Ian Christe

    It also works if you try:

    Assed By an Assing Ass

    all the way through. Or:

    Wingered By A Wingering Winger

  • amy

    i love the GGGarth Richardson part: “The album was produced by SSSuck (Nickelsuck, Suck Against) and boasts the suckiest licks recorded since Michelle Pfeiffer played Catwoman in 1992’s Batman Sucks.”

  • http://www.sithomeandrot.com/celebs/ manny

    the post was funny.

    this band on the other hand should choke to death on a wad of blood filled cum drenched cunt hairs.

  • http://www.myspace.com/blessedbyabrokenheart Tony Gambino

    holy crap! this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen, ever!
    But really, thanks for the continued promotion…..haha

    Tony Gambino
    BBABH

  • beckie

    the fact that you got so rattled by them shows that they don’t suck. i mean come on they’re a funny band they’re not taking themselves too seriously something you should do because that post was really bad i mean come on sucked by a sucking suck? a monkey with its brain removed culd think of a better insult than that. haha.

  • http://www.brianbotkiller.com brian botkiller

    man, FUCK THIS BAND. these shitheads are saying they’re from my FUCKING HOMETOWN of Albuquerque, NM, when they’re nto at all! fuck these guys!

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