Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EPICUREAN AND HAIL OF BULLETS CDs!

By: streetwear

streetwear — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:24:34 +0000

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By: amirenes

amirenes — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:08:57 +0000

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YEAH THATS RIGHT I SAID

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By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SHAI HULUD, FATE AND HATCHET CDs | MetalSucks

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:58:54 +0000

[...] to MetalSucks reader Dave D. who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest to the picture at right with this timely gem: “What Lars Ulrich used to fuck before he fucked [...]

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:39:00 +0000

(Note: Read this lengthy-caption in a ‘Stewie-Griffin’ voice).

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: Look babe, I didn’t intend on making this a one night stand, but my moms callin’, I’m gonna have to go now.

Baby imagining Inflatable-Lady’s response: Uh, Call me!

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: Uh yeah, about that, you see I don’t have a telephone, so I’m not so sure…

Baby imagining Inflatable-Lady’s response: Well, don’t you have an email address?

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: Oh sure, get out a pen and write it down, here it comes: imnevergoingtoseeyouagain@hotmail.com got that? Good, be sure to email me there and I’ll respond. Oh what, so just because I slept with you means I somehow now ‘owe’ you my life?! Piss off skank, I’ve got more important things to do than see your ugly face again, like…like watching the teletubbies or sponge-bob…Come to think of it, I never really liked that show…but, urrgh, nevermind, I’ll see you around. Yeah.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:21:32 +0000

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: Oh, so this why everyone loves to come to the fare…Too bad it’s a rainy day, or else I’d be making you cum yourself wet like those geysers at Yellow-Stone National Park on memorial day…I can hardly wait to comeback next year!

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:14:30 +0000

Baby to someguylookingathimfuckingaplasticdoll: Hey Mista, how ’bout a l’il privacy here?!

Baby thinking to himself: God, is there nowhere you can have sex in public privately…Oh wait, the public is invading my privacy…No wait, my privacy is invading the public…No wait…public=pube+lick…No wait…Man, the world is too complex…I’ll understand it all in the morning…Oh what a hangover…I just drank half a coca-cola and now I am totally inebriated…Better not drive my tricycle home drunk, I might get pulled over.

Baby to Plastic-Lady: Hey babe, how bout you come back to my place and finish the job?…But I gotta warn ya’ you might not fit in my crib so easily.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:59:17 +0000

Kid says: “When in doubt do as i do.” What a model character for todays REALLY young-youth…And they say they kids aren’t alright…I think this proves the critics wrong, ones and for all.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:56:49 +0000

I think this sets a new record. Quick, someone call ‘Guinness World Records’, because I think he is quite possibly the youngest porn-star in the world…And while you’re at it, call CPS.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:52:46 +0000

Baby says: “I may only be 18 inches tall, but I have a gigantic venom-spewing *Penis*…er…*Cuttlefish*. I suppose the moral of the story is that appearances can be deceptive.”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:50:18 +0000

Remember folks, it’s not the size of your scrogger, it’s how you use it…And who cares if it isn’t big enough?! I mean, she’s just a plastic-whore with a fake personality…Just like all the other goddamn women out there…I know too much. Gosh, I’m only 2 and I’m already bitter…Urrggh, somebody toss me a beer before I throw a temper tantrum and kick your ass!!!…Or your shin…Whichever I can reach easier.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:49:36 +0000

Oh, and a coochie-fuckin’-coo to you too! *Pow* right in the cunt.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:48:12 +0000

Baby says (sardonically): “…Giggity, giggity…I stiffed my dickity, now I’ll coochie-coo you with my giggity-happy-goo-tool! NOW HOW’S IT FEEL TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF THE STICK? BITCH!”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:46:23 +0000

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: “Was it as good for you as it was for me?”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:45:34 +0000

See how badass I am! I’ll scrogg this naked chick in full view of EVERYONE!!! Man, George Thorogood and the Destroyers must have written that song about me…Cuz ‘I’m Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba bad, bad to da’ bone…Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba bad, bad to the boner…Bad all the way down to my baby boner’…Which I’m using right now.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:44:28 +0000

Baby Says: “This is what I intend to do to Briana Banks, Sarah Elizabeth, and Neriah Davis – All at the same time. So I’m warming up with Ms.Polyurethaney here…Nuff said.”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:42:51 +0000

While men in their TWENTIES *fap* to digital-images this TODDLER *scroggs* plastic-woman-flesh…NOW THAT’S TOTALLY (PLASTIC) METAL!!! Talk about being outdone…But Jeez.

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:40:00 +0000

If You fuck a Baby – You get 6 years in Jail. If a Baby fucks You – He gets a 15 minute time-out!!!

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:38:35 +0000

Baby to Everyone: “I fuck who I want, when I want, where, when and how ever the hell I want…As for why – that’s anyones guess, but just look at me ‘Mommy wow! I’m a big kid now’.”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:37:41 +0000

Baby to Inflatable-Lady: “Alright baby, after we do this you have to change me. Capisce?!”

By: Azzan

Azzan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:36:33 +0000

As the age-old maxim goes: ‘Practice Makes Perfect’…I suppose the earlier you start, the better you become at it. But as for ‘little fart-pants’ here, I wouldn’t be surprised if he ran out of sperm before he hit puberty.