Comments on: METALLICA’S DEATH USED TO BE CREEPING, NOW IT’S MAGNETIC

By: DonS

DonS — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:34:17 +0000

I’ve been a Metallica fan from the beginning. Yes, I am that old. The Black Album was the last decent recording and even it was borderline. After that, every album put out was below average and not worth owning. Listen to Master of Puppets and then listen to Death Magnetic; or, listen to Disposable Heros and then listen to Cyanide. There is no comparison.

By: Joel Stephaqny

Joel Stephaqny — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:39:42 +0000

Death Magnetic is a joke. As good as Master of Puppets or Ride the Lightning? You have no clue what you’re talking about. That is what they were, and their so-called return to glory sounds nothing like the old stuff. Nothing. Fact two, Metallica is not a Thrash band. Never have been. That term seems to be confused nowaday. Megadeth is Thrash, and Mustaine fits with that kind of singing. Hetfield sounds like a buffoon singing at the local Karaoke bar. If they put something out like And Justice for All, then they would’ve been back. Even something like the Black album would’ve been better than this crap. A lot of people put down Load and Reload, but at least on those they made music for the sake of making it. Some bands age well, but some should be put out to pasture. I’ll let you guess which one Metallica is.

By: Bibotch

Bibotch — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:03:32 +0000

Wow. I’m just assuming you all listen to shit like Dragonforce and have albums with names like “Dragon Lord Warrior” and “Lands of Eternal Fire,” so none of your opinions count for anything in regards to Death Magnetic and Metallica in general. The name is referring to peoples attraction to death and at the same time their repulsion from it. If you idiots can’t understand that then it’s your fault, not Metallicas.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:47:34 +0000

Fuck all tht think Metallica r shit. I’ll admit tht Load and Reload were shit but St Anger wasn’t the worst albulm in The world. Oh Yeah Conor u r a wortjless piece of shit who is probably unemployed and has a very little dick. Metallica hve sold over 95 MILLON albulms. So until u can fucking do tht dont dis Metallica u fucking wanker.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:47:18 +0000

P.S. Conor has a little dick

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:46:50 +0000

@Conor

Boy you are an intelligent badass aren’t you? Metallica won’t ever fade into oblivion like them or not. Also, maybe you are smarter than I because I didn’t understand what you meant by distribution model. “Fuck ‘em”. Yeah ok pal, feel better? How about “Don’t like ‘em anymore stop searching for articles about them to insult their reputation and their fans to make yourself feel better”. Have fun at your minimum wage job, asshole. These guys have always had talent and continue to give inspiration and excitement to millions. CAN YOU DO THAT MOTHERFUCKER? Have some respect for people who have accomplished SOMETHING in life other than being born a stupid son of a bitch who has nothing good to say about anybody or anything. Damn I hate cynical bastards. If you are a former fan then quit acting like a psycho-stalker ex-fiancee and move the fuck on already. GET OVER IT AND KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF.

By: Conor

Conor — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:53:39 +0000

Who gives you shit about hating on Metallica? Metallica? Good.

They’ve sucked for years and deserve to fade into oblivion along with the distribution model they so fervently clung to.

Fuck ‘em.

By: DemonicLemming

DemonicLemming — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:16:08 +0000

After thinking about it a bit more, it makes sense – the events from St. Anger to present have magnetized fans to want Metallica to suffer a painful death.

Death….magnets….dead…..

Ah fuck it, it made more sense when I was drunk anyway.

By: DaveX

DaveX — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:03:44 +0000

“I CAN’T MEGADETH” is also a possibility. Sadly, at this point in time, it might also be true.

By: FleischBerg

FleischBerg — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:47:39 +0000

The only reason they call it Death Magnetic and not Death Magnet because otherwise the logo wouldn’t fit.

By: Chyld of Perdition

Chyld of Perdition — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:00:48 +0000

They should call it “Death Poetic” and immediately after it’s released, retire and/or kill themselves/each other. Ahh… Cliff, how you are sorely missed… 22 years gone, and they’ve been pissing on your grave for 13 of them… “The Black Album,” “Load,” “ReLoad (aka SWALLOW),) “St. Wanker…” I’m sensing a gay auto-erotic asphyxiation theme here…

By: Revrant

Revrant — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:51:22 +0000

I’m not sure I get your reference to Star Wars, Revenge was the best prequel, so this album has to be good after two iffy ones.

That sounded alright though, little too St-Angery to me, but we’ll see come September, and the name is ironic considering the post-millennium douchbag behavior that’s earned them such hatred.

By: hibernum

hibernum — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:11:50 +0000

Shit magnetic works on so many levels, but my favorite is the Spinal Tap level

“Shark sandwich album review was only 2 words. Shit sandwich”.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:10:51 +0000

@ TedTed: I have a nasty cold mixed with killer mid-June allergies. You’re fucking with my mind, man. I’m already all fuzzy headed.

By: John

John — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:07:53 +0000

If only their talent magnetic hadn’t broken sometime in the 1990’s. (sigh)

By: TedTedPoleyPoley

TedTedPoleyPoley — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:13:58 +0000

@ Sammy: maybe i do have one…a clue: do you ever see me and Axl or Vince all in the same room at the same time? oooohhhhh :-P

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:32:31 +0000

I second: SHIT MAGNET. It works on a couple of levels, especially if (when) it sucks!

By: Tommy Leebowitz

Tommy Leebowitz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:09:42 +0000

Better keep it away from your wristwatch…

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:56:23 +0000

What’s with September? Why are all the CD’s coming out then? I mean, Metallica, Trivium, Slipknot… God, Imma be back in school and have no money by the time they come out.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:55:19 +0000

@TedTed: It is time for you to find a job. ;)