I’m here to comment on these “insults”. After reading this whole page of dribble I can honestly say everyone here is clearly nothing more than a pile of a “spent step-daddy ejaculate”, slowly dripping out of little “step-son’s” asshole when it comes to the art of insults.

Use your words like a sybian, jostling the clitoris and g-spot of the english language, until your insult builds and literally gushes all over the hard-wood floor. Then leave it there for some unsuspecting family member to slip in and watch from the corner as they beat the dog for having another “accident”.

Why just call someone “nigger” when you can tie in other ethnic backgrounds too? See, you could insult Dallas and Axl at the same time like this:

“Why don’t you serve up some unleavened fried chicken so everyone will know you’re a jewish nigger?”

See? That is Insult Gold™. I insulted an African American with a typical stereotype whilst making fun of Passover. And by adding the adjective “jewish” to the word “nigger”, I’ve painted a racial slur that’s not just offensive to black people, but CHEAP black people as well. See what I did there? One, two stereotype death punches.

All I’m trying to say is: If you’re going to spit venom, at least make sure the mixture is lethal – otherwise you just look like a blubbering fucking bloated whore trying to abort some rotten crotch fruit in a prom bathroom stall while your ‘baby daddy’ gets you punch – only you’re not at the prom, you’re in a double-wide trailer; and the fetus’s father is actually your brother. Now let’s make this fairy-tale have a happy ending: be a good drop of pus from the blister in the cunt of a whore and fuck off.

I’ll be here all night, folks.

Yeah, when did this place turn into Blabbermouth.net2?

If it is indeed an 11y/o kid I can’t help but think that he’s the kind of kid that is obsessed with myspace (like the video that was posted here some months ago).

Whoever this kid is needs to really start jacking off. It might help release tension in a healthy way.

They all became privileged white kids from upper middle class to rich families. Using “faggot” and “nigger” started as an ironic takedown of racists and has morphed into a bunch of 15 year olds who’ve never met a black or gay person not getting what the big deal is with using those epithets, but, hey, who gives a shit? They’re like any other annoying kid– when you give them attention, even negative, they keep going. Ideally, they’ll get the shit kicked out of them and their First Blood shirts in Detroit or Washington Heights one day.

Long, verbose responses as to how offended you are by their shtick is EXACTLY what they feed off of, so if you want to see more Lambgoat posters on this website, keep being really offended. Otherwise, let ‘em do what they gotta do and move on. I personally think Lambgoat is hilarious, but much like in the same way a kid that has spasms hits himself in the face with his own arm is hilarious. Or something like that.

…and yes, I realize the hypocrisy of advising people not giving Lambgoat kids long, verbose responses with a long, verbose response. Get AIDS, fucker. Ur all fags.

Sort of screwed up that Dallas come out and says whatever the fuck he feels like saying in his blogs – which takes balls – and there are gutless little shit-eaters out there who just got out of school (and got beaten up again by the school bully) that feel the need to clutter the discussion pages with ravings that make the recent Disturbed/DEP fight look logical. Yeah, you’re tough, you little bitch. A fucking French poodle probably has bigger balls than you do.

Anyway, I typically don’t follow bands when they’re off-stage, as a lot of times their rantings and hypocrisy (example: Otep’s blogs and political horseshit) tend to piss me off, but Dallas is fucking straight on what he thinks, and talks about a lot of shit no one else wants to. Unfortunately, some dumbfucks like the one(s) in here invariably have the urge to make themselves feel important, so they write absolutely asinine, halfwit shit.

Dallas, you own, because not only will you say what you think, you don’t take what the fuckheads say seriously, which means all of us who enjoy reading your stuff get to keep reading it. Rock the fuck on.

Not nuts on LTC, but if they had the goods, it sucks they split.

“These Lambgoat people clearly make the Blabbermouth idiots look like Ph.D.’s.”

Ain’t that the fuckin’ truth!

… ok, I’m done!

Nicole, Americas slogan is “ignorance is bliss” – i agree with SOME of what you say…

hey lambgoat… grow up kid

GONE FOREVER!

Next up, I can almost Gaurantee that most of the people that bad mouth Light This City and God Forbid have never even listened to either band. Why? Becasue they are closed minded retards that don’t beleive women or black people belong in metal or can fit the metal genre.

Now I’m not a huge fan of God Forbid and I don’t own any of their cds but they have obviously made a name for themselves and have a large fan following. And it’s really cool that Dallas takes the time to do a column like this and write a heartfelt message to Light This City.

On to Light This City, anyone that says they suck have obviously never listened to a song and heard the absolute talent of every band member and how it all runs together. Laura is a great screamer and I think a little melody in her singing would sound great too. I can’t wait to hear the new record and hopefull the band will work everything out. They were just getting started.