FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SHAI HULUD, FATE AND HATCHET CDs
Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 2:58pm by MetalSucks
Congrats to MetalSucks reader Dave D. who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest to the picture at right with this timely gem:
“What Lars Ulrich used to fuck before he fucked over his fans.”
Dave gets Hail of Bullets’ Of Frost and War and Epicurean’s A Consequence of Design sent to him in the mail. I’d also lke to give a shoutout to Walker, who posted this extremely tasteless but no less hilarious caption:
“And a moment later he fell in Tommy Lee’s pool.”
I’m speechless. Anyway, this week we’re giving away a 3-pack of Metal Blade Records CDs including Shai’s Hulud’s recent Misanthropy Pure, Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. The winner will be notified by email.
the cover for the mahavishnu orchestra/cattle decapitation split
Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity Fair.
Pamela Anderson has really let herself go.
Singer of Bovinus caught playing with himself.
Marilyn Manson without his makeup.
Slipknot releases the REAL new masks for the upcoming tour
Cover art to Meshuggah’s new album, dogZen.
*clap clap* N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o…
In one last ditch effort to redeem her career, Britney Spears agrees to a nude photo shoot. Although the shoot went well there was an extensive cleanup of cow pies after the fact.
‘Bravo, King’s X. The world needed to know my story.”
“lol, i’m a dog and i’m ugly”
God doesn’t most certainly doesn’t like beggars who incessantly whine and complain. I believe the Secret 11th Commandment was “Thou shalt not eternally bitch, ‘lest thou becometh one.”
The new Cattle Decapitation album cover is now available to view. They decided to mellow out the record art to go with the new folk rock sound.
Clap your hands say “Mooo!”
amy winehouse new and improved look.
As horrible as this looks, this picture is better than any single frame of The Happening!
This is what Lemmy sees everytime he meets Tommy Lee!!!
No make that Fred Durst!
What Leemy sees everytime he meets Fred Durst!
I swear she didn’t look like THAT last night!
It’ Cowballa the hottest new hollywood religious movement. No leather, no meat, and especially no cow tipping!!!
“It’s” edit above
I said MORE COWBELL! CHOP! CHOP!
Having failed to grab public attention with her recent nude shoot and “lesbian marriage,” Lindsey Lohan goes in for the newest plastic surgery procedure. Evidently she thought the howls of fear emanating from any dog in her presence were actually mating calls.
General public continues to ignore her; bestiality lovers rejoice.
Guys, I know you hate Maria Brink, but this is a little far.
I’d tap that
“‘Go milk a duck,’ you say?”
Sharon Osbourne on a good day
Bovinus new cover album. the record is called Naked Hand Clap.
“And now i present to you britany spears and fred durst’s love child”.
Jello Biafra turns 50.
The one head that Ozzy Osbourne won’t bite the head off of…
Caninus makes up for lost gas money by combining their canine and human members.
After removing his legendary skullet, Devin Townsend has gone with a more extreme look.
“Let me give you a round of applause for looking dumber than me!”
“kill… me…”
uughh…its bout this long in a flacid state…wanna see?
Eat Mor Chikin’
Dog/Cow(?) Man claps at the worst MetalSucks caption contest released yet.
Thankfully Vanity Fair didn’t release the Miley Cyrus photos of her without make-up.
Caninus’s singers, Budgie and Basil, never worried about replacements until they met Igor the man dog, who had the distinct advantage of being able to use arms, clapping, and even holding a microphone.
(Hand) Job For A Cowboy!
Hatebreed’s last remaining fan: the guitarist.
Crazy Motley Crue story #46: Mick Mars bares all while under the influence; claps hands.
Metallica’s new album cover: Master of Puppies
Ace Frehley paints ears in radical new makeup design.
Now Evan Seinfeld has something else to pimp out besides his wife.
Gorgoroth is lucky this time, they can sacrafice a human and a dog at the same time!!!
One of many new Motley Crue Groupies
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