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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SHAI HULUD, FATE AND HATCHET CDs

Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 2:58pm by

Congrats to MetalSucks reader Dave D. who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest to the picture at right with this timely gem:

“What Lars Ulrich used to fuck before he fucked over his fans.”

Dave gets Hail of Bullets’ Of Frost and War and Epicurean’s A Consequence of Design sent to him in the mail. I’d also lke to give a shoutout to Walker, who posted this extremely tasteless but no less hilarious caption:

“And a moment later he fell in Tommy Lee’s pool.”

I’m speechless. Anyway, this week we’re giving away a 3-pack of Metal Blade Records CDs including Shai’s Hulud’s recent Misanthropy Pure, Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. The winner will be notified by email.

funny dogman guy

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    the cover for the mahavishnu orchestra/cattle decapitation split

  • In all seriousness

    Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity Fair.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Pamela Anderson has really let herself go.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Jason

    Singer of Bovinus caught playing with himself.

  • key

    Marilyn Manson without his makeup.

  • Matt J.

    Slipknot releases the REAL new masks for the upcoming tour

  • Evan

    Cover art to Meshuggah’s new album, dogZen.

  • David

    *clap clap* N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o…

  • Mike Malice

    In one last ditch effort to redeem her career, Britney Spears agrees to a nude photo shoot. Although the shoot went well there was an extensive cleanup of cow pies after the fact.

  • amy

    ‘Bravo, King’s X. The world needed to know my story.”

  • chris

    “lol, i’m a dog and i’m ugly”

  • Azzan

    God doesn’t most certainly doesn’t like beggars who incessantly whine and complain. I believe the Secret 11th Commandment was “Thou shalt not eternally bitch, ‘lest thou becometh one.”

  • Shanetera

    The new Cattle Decapitation album cover is now available to view. They decided to mellow out the record art to go with the new folk rock sound.

  • Ryk

    Clap your hands say “Mooo!”

  • dale schmucker

    amy winehouse new and improved look.

  • Walker

    As horrible as this looks, this picture is better than any single frame of The Happening!

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    This is what Lemmy sees everytime he meets Tommy Lee!!!

  • http://metalcracker.com Metal Cracker dot com

    No make that Fred Durst!
    What Leemy sees everytime he meets Fred Durst!

  • Dave D

    I swear she didn’t look like THAT last night!

  • Muttweiler

    It’ Cowballa the hottest new hollywood religious movement. No leather, no meat, and especially no cow tipping!!!

  • Muttweiler

    “It’s” edit above

  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    I said MORE COWBELL! CHOP! CHOP!

  • DemonicLemming

    Having failed to grab public attention with her recent nude shoot and “lesbian marriage,” Lindsey Lohan goes in for the newest plastic surgery procedure. Evidently she thought the howls of fear emanating from any dog in her presence were actually mating calls.

    General public continues to ignore her; bestiality lovers rejoice.

  • 36Thoughtless

    Guys, I know you hate Maria Brink, but this is a little far.

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    I’d tap that

  • Matt

    “‘Go milk a duck,’ you say?”

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    Sharon Osbourne on a good day

  • http://myspace.com/tythemetalhead deathmetalfan99

    Bovinus new cover album. the record is called Naked Hand Clap.

  • http://www.myspace.com/Amethyst_shadows Scary_Mary

    “And now i present to you britany spears and fred durst’s love child”.

  • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

    Jello Biafra turns 50.

  • http://www.myspace.com/tromboner_08 Kenny

    The one head that Ozzy Osbourne won’t bite the head off of…

  • Matt

    Caninus makes up for lost gas money by combining their canine and human members.

  • Elpants

    After removing his legendary skullet, Devin Townsend has gone with a more extreme look.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dudinack Rob

    “Let me give you a round of applause for looking dumber than me!”

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    “kill… me…”

  • Aliester Fiend

    uughh…its bout this long in a flacid state…wanna see?

  • Muttweiler

    Eat Mor Chikin’

  • Dr J

    Dog/Cow(?) Man claps at the worst MetalSucks caption contest released yet.

  • Dr J

    Thankfully Vanity Fair didn’t release the Miley Cyrus photos of her without make-up.

  • Dr J

    Caninus’s singers, Budgie and Basil, never worried about replacements until they met Igor the man dog, who had the distinct advantage of being able to use arms, clapping, and even holding a microphone.

  • NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

    (Hand) Job For A Cowboy!

  • Jake

    Hatebreed’s last remaining fan: the guitarist.

  • Jake

    Crazy Motley Crue story #46: Mick Mars bares all while under the influence; claps hands.

  • Jake

    Metallica’s new album cover: Master of Puppies

  • Jake

    Ace Frehley paints ears in radical new makeup design.

  • Weston

    Now Evan Seinfeld has something else to pimp out besides his wife.

  • Squirrel From Bodom

    Gorgoroth is lucky this time, they can sacrafice a human and a dog at the same time!!!

  • http://metalmartyr.com Metal Martyr Scott

    One of many new Motley Crue Groupies

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    I Love Miley