Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SHAI HULUD, FATE AND HATCHET CDs

By: Brenden Keller

Brenden Keller — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:06:44 +0000

I Love Miley

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN HATE ETERNAL, SOILENT GREEN AND FATE CDs | MetalSucks

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:01:51 +0000

[...] Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil for coming up with the following winning caption to last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest: “Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity [...]

By: Metal Martyr Scott

Metal Martyr Scott — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:41:24 +0000

One of many new Motley Crue Groupies

By: Squirrel From Bodom

Squirrel From Bodom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:43:57 +0000

Gorgoroth is lucky this time, they can sacrafice a human and a dog at the same time!!!

By: Weston

Weston — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:38:17 +0000

Now Evan Seinfeld has something else to pimp out besides his wife.

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:21:32 +0000

Ace Frehley paints ears in radical new makeup design.

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:18:33 +0000

Metallica’s new album cover: Master of Puppies

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:15:39 +0000

Crazy Motley Crue story #46: Mick Mars bares all while under the influence; claps hands.

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:10:55 +0000

Hatebreed’s last remaining fan: the guitarist.

By: NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:06:54 +0000

(Hand) Job For A Cowboy!

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:31:26 +0000

Caninus’s singers, Budgie and Basil, never worried about replacements until they met Igor the man dog, who had the distinct advantage of being able to use arms, clapping, and even holding a microphone.

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:28:25 +0000

Thankfully Vanity Fair didn’t release the Miley Cyrus photos of her without make-up.

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:20:35 +0000

Dog/Cow(?) Man claps at the worst MetalSucks caption contest released yet.

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:10:20 +0000

Eat Mor Chikin’

By: Aliester Fiend

Aliester Fiend — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:29:08 +0000

uughh…its bout this long in a flacid state…wanna see?

By: noyokono

noyokono — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:53:25 +0000

“kill… me…”

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:48:38 +0000

“Let me give you a round of applause for looking dumber than me!”

By: Elpants

Elpants — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:59:48 +0000

After removing his legendary skullet, Devin Townsend has gone with a more extreme look.

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:02:18 +0000

Caninus makes up for lost gas money by combining their canine and human members.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:23:05 +0000

The one head that Ozzy Osbourne won’t bite the head off of…