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RIKKI ROCKET: “I’M NOT A RAPIST! LET’S PARTY!”

 Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 at 2:31pm by

rikki rocketFresh from being exonerated of charges that he raped a woman in Mississippi, Poison drummer Rikki Rocket (ne Richard Allan Ream) has decided to throw a party in celebration of his innocence. The Superficial reports that the event will benefit the non-profit group Centurion Ministries which helps vindicate people charged with crimes they didn’t commit. Kind of like that time Axl didn’t slip a mickey into Fred Durst’s drink. Yeah, that’s the ticket…

-VN

[thanks: MetalGF]

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  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    Are you fucking serious? Is his real name really Dick Ream???

  • Damotello

    He should be locked up anyway, for having anything to do with Poison.

  • http://countshockula.blogspot.com ezra

    Dick Ream is pretty cool, why not just stick with that? What an idiot! He changed it to Rikki Rocket?!?!?!?! What a douchetool.

  • http://metalmartyr.com Metal Martyr Scott

    Dick Ream sounds like gay porn star name.

    This guy still looks 15, just a big fatter and why do all the old wash out rockers have the same hair-do. i.e. Kevin Dubrow, ^this guy, and Nikki Sixx. It looks like their heads got attacked by som,e freak spider plant.

  • Danny

    Is it me, or is throwing the horns losing all of it’s credibility?

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    @Danny: No, you’re not the only one. I think the horns should be retired like the “heavy” in “heavy metal”. Time to move on.