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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN HATE ETERNAL, SOILENT GREEN AND FATE CDs

 Thursday, June 26th, 2008 at 4:01pm by

funny dogman guyCongrats to MetalSucks reader “In all seriousness,” who wins copies of Shai’s Hulud’s recent Misanthropy Pure, Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil for coming up with the following winning caption to last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest:

“Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity Fair.”

Well said! This week we’re giving away another awesome three-pack from Metal Blade Records: Hate Eternal’s Fury & Flames, Soilent Green’s Inevitable Collapse in the Presence of Conviction, and another copy of Fate’s Vultures. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments. Get crackin’.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Jason

    M. Knight Shyamalan finally snaps… What a twist!

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    The Sarah Jessica Parker reference would’ve been more appropriate had the photo been of a horse. So I’m calling a Metalsucks foul on this one.

  • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

    Dee Snider begins Pre-production on “Strangeland 2 – Gothic Boogaloo”

  • http://---------- deadflag

    Sarah Jessica Parker reference sucks and Im butthurt about losing. MetalSucks is gay, you’re gay.

  • amy

    whoa speaking of the new Hate Eternal: holy shit.

  • metalanus

    heres my caption: “look at the fucking picture. it is its own caption.”

  • In all seriousness

    lick my balls, kyle.

    lick… my balls!

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    one of the winners of MTV-Europe’s “Making The Band 7: Village People–the Next Generation”…produced by Nikki Sixx

  • http://metalmartyr.com Metal Martyr Scott

    Nah, if it wasa horse then it would have been celine dion. I think the SJP reference was right on…I hate her. Well said and well deserving of the win.

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    @ Scott: Have to disagree. If it was Celine Dion it would’ve been a praying mantis. :)

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Orbit gum unveils its new blood flavor to the delight of the undead community.

  • mike

    What black people see when a cop is around.

  • In all seriousness

    ..oh, and by the way, if it was a horse, it would have been Penelope Cruz..

  • jono

    … Well at least now M. Knight will be too busy feasting on necks to disappoint us with another shitty movie.

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    No! The vampire is invisible in a mirror, NOT the giant hot dog!

  • well…ok

    Vin Diesel beings work on his next film. Pitch Black 4: Violent Security

  • adam

    looks like dragula became a cop

  • http://myspace.com/fightingjacks fightingmike

    30 Days of Knight Rider!!!

  • Joe

    People still cosplay to Duke Nukem?

  • Danny

    Night of the Mentally Handicapped Vampires

  • http://cultclassicmoviereview.blogspot.com You Don’t Know Me

    This is what you get when you cross the movie “I Am Legend” with Billy Idol’s “Cyberpunk” album.

  • Eddie

    And I always thought cops were only a pain in the ass…

  • Chuck

    Nosferatu’s gay brother that has AIDS.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettyd420 Renee

    Keifer Sutherland’s failed Lost Boys 2 audition picture…

  • http://www.myspace.com/porkspam Porkspam

    M. Night. Shamalahans latest plot twist, in real life he’s an ugly white dude with fangs and is the policeman in the village people.

  • Freddy

    We’re gonna kick the werewolf firefighters asses in this years softball tourney!

  • http://www,myspace.com/riffcompelsme riffcompelsme

    Wow, Glen Danzig looks weird without the make-up or wig.

    or

    Remember that guy who sang for Prodigy? Yep. Mall guard now.

  • zh

    Shoulda just given him a LITER OF COLA!meow

  • http://metalcracker.com Metal Cracker dor com

    This is what happens when single mothers listen to Burzum!

  • ben

    back off ladies he’s married.

  • Walker

    “Not only did I did I model for the Indestructable cover Ive also been known to make this pose to cue the lights for my big solo”

  • Carnage

    # adam Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    “looks like dragula became a cop”

    *facepalm*.. that’s a winner right there..

  • Tommy Leebowitz

    If only this cop was on duty the night Dime was shot…

  • man-man

    Porky meets Police Academy: recipe for disaster.

  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    Avenged Sevenfold Gets A Makeover!

  • jj

    There’s never a good cop around when you need one

  • Trainwreck

    Exhibit A: 72 hours after the local Donut King was shut down amidst health concerns by the Food Safety Commission, the regular customers began exhibiting classical symptoms of sugar withdrawal. The patron featured above is now being treated by the local health authorities with a steady dose of 7/11 slurpee’s to combat the physical symptoms of withdrawal while being treated by a local psychiatrist to help deal with the emotional pain resulting from the patron no longer being able to consume his regulair daily intake of 6 double gazed jam rolls. Doctors say he is progressing well.

  • Danny

    Lestat remembers: “Louie and I got into a lovers spat when I refused to go the the Kamelot show. I wondered around that night and found myself on a lone country road where I found a sheep herder named Moe Knight violating sheep behind a barn. I turned him and secured his employement as a security guard for Kamelot so that I can keep an eye on my fair Louie. His ever increasing fancy of that band’s beautiful, emotional, and forlorn melodies leads me to believe that he wants the attention of other like minded men.”

  • bob fossil

    David Draimans wife.

  • Muttweiler

    Gay Vampires In Love: The Musical.

  • John

    “Where’s Garthe when you need him!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/divinationmetal thedoomsdaybroadcast

    by day: mild mannered police officer
    by night: Count Dorkula, Lord of the Uncool

  • catsaremetal

    INVISIBLE SANDWICH!!!

    NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • dale schmucker

    hello, i’m M. Knight the police, come here son, I am ready to do your full body cavity search!!!! ouch

  • good good whole wheat shreddies

    Axl Rose’s Heart-O-Gram delivered to the front door of Kevin Skwerl after posting nine leaked Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy tracks on AntiQuiet.com

  • Factor

    M. Shadows goes solo

  • Joe

    Disturbed’s Security, when people do it for free.

  • Aliester Fiend

    “Ok gurlzz” ..Jazz handz..! jazz handz…! shake it shake it…gotta work hard to get this routine down for the next Cruxshadows tour… work it gurl…demon squirel!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/tromboner_08 Kenneth

    Tom Cruise after seeing Sarah Jessica Parker in Vanity Fair.

  • bondedbybud

    Dolph Lungren and Dani Filth’s Bastard Child…

  • rob

    Dave Peters from Throwdown stole Gollum’s ring.

  • Eddie

    It’s true: cops really are a pain in the neck.

  • es1ek

    So if I wear some garlic this security guard aint going to do shit, eh?

  • BernWad

    “Officer at All Ages Metal Show Ingests Teen’s Confiscated Ritalin.”

  • Jim

    New, this fall, on Fox! Gothcops!

  • Killczar

    “That’s All Folks!”

  • http://www.mmacomments.com vegaseric

    “hey, this is awkward”

  • Borden

    Hard concrete proof that in fact life IS fresh and crack IS whack…

  • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

    “My name is Count Ridiculous. I’ve come to fuck your blood.”

  • http://www.consequenceofsound.net Jay

    If you don’t stop downloading those GNR leaks…I WILL suck your face off!

  • puke

    This M. Night is going to get more view than what the other M. Night just released (The Happening)

  • puke

    This M. Night is going to get more views than what the other M. Night just released (The Happening)

  • jono

    The Happening sucked dick.

  • Dr J

    The German remake of Night Rider was clearly aimed at a specific audience.

  • Squirrel Of Bodom

    Mabye if I pray to Marilyn Manson when dressed as the pope, mabye he will grant me a dick that is this big

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