Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN HATE ETERNAL, SOILENT GREEN AND FATE CDs

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN UNEARTH’S NEW DVD ALIVE FROM THE APOCALYPSE | MetalSucks

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:47:59 +0000

[...] to MetalSucks reader Walker who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. wins Hate Eternal’s Fury & Flames, Soilent Green’s Inevitable Collapse in the Presence of [...]

By: Squirrel Of Bodom

Squirrel Of Bodom — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:20:44 +0000

Mabye if I pray to Marilyn Manson when dressed as the pope, mabye he will grant me a dick that is this big

By: Dr J

Dr J — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:04:46 +0000

The German remake of Night Rider was clearly aimed at a specific audience.

By: jono

jono — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:08:33 +0000

The Happening sucked dick.

By: puke

puke — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:50:34 +0000

This M. Night is going to get more views than what the other M. Night just released (The Happening)

By: puke

puke — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:49:37 +0000

This M. Night is going to get more view than what the other M. Night just released (The Happening)

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:45:29 +0000

If you don’t stop downloading those GNR leaks…I WILL suck your face off!

By: Pick-Axe Bobby

Pick-Axe Bobby — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:05:06 +0000

“My name is Count Ridiculous. I’ve come to fuck your blood.”

By: Borden

Borden — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:20:29 +0000

Hard concrete proof that in fact life IS fresh and crack IS whack…

By: vegaseric

vegaseric — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:17:31 +0000

“hey, this is awkward”

By: Killczar

Killczar — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:06:52 +0000

“That’s All Folks!”

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:51:13 +0000

New, this fall, on Fox! Gothcops!

By: BernWad

BernWad — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:57:40 +0000

“Officer at All Ages Metal Show Ingests Teen’s Confiscated Ritalin.”

By: es1ek

es1ek — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:03:05 +0000

So if I wear some garlic this security guard aint going to do shit, eh?

By: Eddie

Eddie — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:22:32 +0000

It’s true: cops really are a pain in the neck.

By: rob

rob — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:11:53 +0000

Dave Peters from Throwdown stole Gollum’s ring.

By: bondedbybud

bondedbybud — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:03:51 +0000

Dolph Lungren and Dani Filth’s Bastard Child…

By: Kenneth

Kenneth — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:31:35 +0000

Tom Cruise after seeing Sarah Jessica Parker in Vanity Fair.

By: Aliester Fiend

Aliester Fiend — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:06:33 +0000

“Ok gurlzz” ..Jazz handz..! jazz handz…! shake it shake it…gotta work hard to get this routine down for the next Cruxshadows tour… work it gurl…demon squirel!!!!

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:06:00 +0000

Disturbed’s Security, when people do it for free.