METAL REAL ESTATE; THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR HEROES’ HOMES IS SHOCKING
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 at 10:50am by Vince Neilstein
The intrepid reporters over at Metal Inquisition have done some gumshoe style investigating to take a look at the homes of some of the leading figures in the metal world. For example, Dave Mustaine: big home, lots of land. Glenn Danzig: not so much.
The report (complete with aerial shots!) is both shocking and hilarious. Check out Part 1 and Part 2, with a promise that Part 3 is on the way.
-VN
The part about Kirk’s place and his mustache was great.
That shit was hilarious.
Metal Inquisition is written on a free blogspot site, probably by guy(s) living in a dirty shit-hole apartment. (But it was funny.)
You figure Glen would at least have a gargoyle or some shit outside. Maybe some light up jack-o-lanterns, or an ominous red light on the front porch?
Nah, Danzig’s house might be all innocuous on the outside, but in the basement you KNOW he’s got AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL.
That was pretty funny. But I can understand living in a lesser market like Portnoy was… his ass had a mansion, for the price of a flat in L.A. although Allentown is a wart on a wart.
Glenn recently sold this house.
That’s sad, because he lived in it for a very long time, and the bricks never moved. I remember an interview with Beck (that one) from the early 2000’s where he mentioned Glen’s stack of bricks-
“Everything’s going upscale around here,” Beck says, scanning the manicured lawns and homes, “except for Glenn Danzig’s house.” The horror-rocker lives in a quaintly sepulchral hacienda with a large pile of bricks out front. “He’s had that stack of bricks there for about eight years now,” Beck says. “I think it’s a statement.”
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Didnt danzig buy Carls house
Oh man this is too good. I wonder if I could look up these guys mortgages? After all, that stuff is all public information you know…