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METAL REAL ESTATE; THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR HEROES’ HOMES IS SHOCKING

 Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 at 10:50am by

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The intrepid reporters over at Metal Inquisition have done some gumshoe style investigating to take a look at the homes of some of the leading figures in the metal world. For example, Dave Mustaine: big home, lots of land. Glenn Danzig: not so much.

The report (complete with aerial shots!) is both shocking and hilarious. Check out Part 1 and Part 2, with a promise that Part 3 is on the way.

-VN

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  • Tommy Leebowitz

    The part about Kirk’s place and his mustache was great.

  • Joe

    That shit was hilarious.

  • Sammy

    Metal Inquisition is written on a free blogspot site, probably by guy(s) living in a dirty shit-hole apartment. (But it was funny.)

  • Danny

    You figure Glen would at least have a gargoyle or some shit outside. Maybe some light up jack-o-lanterns, or an ominous red light on the front porch?

  • http://noyokono.blogspot.com noyokono

    Nah, Danzig’s house might be all innocuous on the outside, but in the basement you KNOW he’s got AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL.

  • Muttweiler

    That was pretty funny. But I can understand living in a lesser market like Portnoy was… his ass had a mansion, for the price of a flat in L.A. although Allentown is a wart on a wart.

  • http://www.myspace.com/blackarmyjacket Carlos

    Glenn recently sold this house.

  • Bryan

    That’s sad, because he lived in it for a very long time, and the bricks never moved. I remember an interview with Beck (that one) from the early 2000′s where he mentioned Glen’s stack of bricks-

    “Everything’s going upscale around here,” Beck says, scanning the manicured lawns and homes, “except for Glenn Danzig’s house.” The horror-rocker lives in a quaintly sepulchral hacienda with a large pile of bricks out front. “He’s had that stack of bricks there for about eight years now,” Beck says. “I think it’s a statement.”

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  • Carter

    Didnt danzig buy Carls house

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Oh man this is too good. I wonder if I could look up these guys mortgages? After all, that stuff is all public information you know…