Comments on: BUCKCHERRY ARE TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

By: grymmbear

grymmbear — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:37:38 +0000

Buckcherry: What an STD would sound like.

By: tito

tito — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:42:22 +0000

this song sounds like an SNL skit.

By: RaZZo

RaZZo — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:09:51 +0000

Golf clap? Cool!

I just calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em…

Maybe MS could use a new, irate, sarcastic columnist/reviewer….?

By: ezra

ezra — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:53:12 +0000

I need to find a new word for terrible.
I hope Jello becomes president and bans crap like this.

By: Pick-Axe Bobby

Pick-Axe Bobby — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:08:24 +0000

Wow, Razzo, just perfect.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:53:13 +0000

@RaZZo ftw!

Good call man!

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:47:34 +0000

I prefer the Dead Kennedys song compared to this drivel. What a shitload of fuck!

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:18:18 +0000

@RaZZo thanks for the reminder, I remember that Ace Frehley rip-off but completely wrote off this band back then for their suckiness.

By: vitruvianApe

vitruvianApe — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:24:27 +0000

golf clap for razzo, well done my friend. . . well done

By: JTL

JTL — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:03:41 +0000

So catchy that I nearly took a nap during this. Pass.

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By: Danny

Danny — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:36:00 +0000

I think I just threw up a little.

By: RaZZo

RaZZo — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:26:38 +0000

er…
I think I just simultaneously puked in my mouth,
released my bowels in horror,
and felt my testicles spontaneously sever themselves.

Meanwhile, fratboys with “tribal arbmands” across the country just creamed their collective CK’s in ecstasy…

This sounds like a crappy Dread Zeppelin song with Weird Al-level lyrical content….

Plus:ummm the Dead Kennedys.
Yes.
B.C, you have ripped off a legendary song, using the same tagline for your chorus…completely missing the point of the original lyrical content…which basically is making fun of YOU, while simultaneously assuming that THE REST OF THE WORLD has NEVER HEARD THE DEAD KENNEDYS?

Please, Buck Cherry.
Look up “irony”.

Like, if Arby’s made a commercial about the world’s most horrible, cheesy, cliched rock song that was ever written…
THIS WOULD BE THE SONG IN THAT COMMERCIAL.

I think I’d rather listen to the Free Credit Report “Pirate / Seafood Restaurant” song than this…

And does EVERYTHING this band does have to be a “clever” (if you’re an idiot) rip-off or pretentious pun?

ie:
#1- Buck Cherry = Chuck Berry
– We get it – Your bass player was drunk and it went like this:
“Uhh….Slack Babbath? nnnaaaahh….. uuuhhh… Miron Aiden? mmmmmm, kinda cooolll…nah.. Himi Jendrix??”

#2- The main hook of “All Lit Up” is lifted off the verse riff of “Shock Me” by Ace Frehley, only with a less catchy/memorable chorus lick. So, yeah, the kind of band whose success is directly proportionate to the ignorance of music-history of their own fanbase (ex: Marilyn Manson).
In fact it is DEPENDANT on this ignorance, oh and #3

#3- The fans are coked out retards with no sense of IRONY WHATSOEVER:
Every time this band is spun by a DJ you can guarantee a herd of striped-office-shirt-wearing, axe-body-spray-smelling “bros” and their chicken-legged sex-in-the-city are gonna start “moshing” and “Whoooo-hoooo”-ing like fuckin’ retards on a trip to the zoo.

Sorry everyone.

I really, really hate this band.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:16:15 +0000

ugh. Can’t suck enough. And Kye, I simply call it “nasally”.

By: 36Thoughtless

36Thoughtless — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:03:42 +0000

Buckcherry–playing at a Frat house near you.

By: M. Meyer

M. Meyer — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:56:03 +0000

Wow, this fucking sucks, and I loved 15. Are you sure this isn’t Blueshammer?

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:58:49 +0000

wtf is this…the guitar riff actually sounds like it’s loungey half baked version of the DK song…but then the lyrics are nothing like the DK ones, so what is this, a “reimagining”…god help us all…

By: Tommy Leebowitz

Tommy Leebowitz — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:16:11 +0000

Not nearly as catchy as Crazy Bitch.

By: 36Thoughtless

36Thoughtless — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:52:00 +0000

“After the Cinderella story that was the success of the all-around phenomenal 15, will Black Butterfly deliver another smash for a band that everyone left for dead just 2 years ago?”

Hopefully not.

By: Kye

Kye — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:37:25 +0000

Ah the band with the only singer in the world to sound more “head registry-ey” than M. Shadows or Chester Bennington.

And despite that comparison, I really wish this band would just go away….or just keep touring with Papa Roach, Trapt, and Motley Crue, that way I’ll never see them