DAVID LEE ROTH SWEARS HE LIKES NUTS
Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 1:08pm by Axl Rosenberg
Earlier this week it was reported that terrible disc jockey David Lee Roth (you may also know him as the singer for some band called Van Halen) nearly died after an allergic reaction to eating nuts.
Not so, Roth now says in a statement:
“I had no allergic reaction to nuts. I love nuts. Me and nuts go together like Siegfried and Roy. I mean, I don’t love nuts in a gay way, just in a totally masculine, 110% hetero way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change into my sparkly green leotards.”
Nuts could not be reached for comment.
-AR
Mayeb he was hanging out with Lars and Lars started to get all nutty on him.
I love the video on this on blabbermouth. Gotta love local news puns. “‘JUMP’ Into Action!” Classic. XD
David Lee Roth loves Harlan Pepper?
I wonder if he swelled up to the point where he looked like that fat dude he used to play in his old videos. I always thought he was going to end up turning into that guy!
Wow the picture and headline alone made me laugh my ass off.
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I just went blind for a few minutes.
LOL. This was a good one
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