THE HEAVY METAL MONK

Friday, July 18th, 2008 at 4:38pm by Vince Neilstein

At least four of you sent in news about the Heavy Metal Monk today. This is awesome for SO many reasons, amongst them: a 70+ year old man with a scream better than 95% of deathcore posers; that beard, man! Watch.


34 COMMENTS on “THE HEAVY METAL MONK”

  1. Sammy says:

    That settles it. I’m buying a friar’s robe. Hell, I’m already a Padres fan, so I might as well.

  2. Alec says:

    That is too fucking cool!!!

  3. Master Chef says:

    God damn! I love the internet.

  4. Jason says:

    His scream sounds like one of those spitting lizard things from Jurassic Park.

  5. I… just… that’s rad.

  6. Danny says:

    When I saw this article this morning, I thought I was gonna laugh out of embarassment. But, brother metal is fucking hardcore.

  7. 36Thoughtless says:

    Fuckin…wow…

  8. FleischBerg says:

    I remember that this was featured in a documentary I saw on tv 2 years ago, it was about some Italian metalhead who was ritually murdered, and this man was interviewed and shown while performing on a festival. Quite cool by the way.

  9. VitruvianApe says:

    he’s throwing horns, that fucking monk is throwing horns. . . Eat your heart out dio!!

  10. Nick says:

    this is pretty damn cool. now my Dad has NO EXCUSE to be so lame.

    and no, I don’t live at home. seriously.

  11. jonowev says:

    Yeah I got sent a link to this yesterday! Monk making the metal horns = best thing ever.

  12. elvin says:

    I saw him at the megadeth concert in milan past march: the guy kick serious ass and it’s also really funny to talk with :D

  13. [...] Yeni bir ilginçlikle karşılaşmadan şu sıcak günleri geçirmenin yolu yok. Bugünlerde çoğu sitede gördüğüm Heavy Metal Monk olayına bir göz atalım; [vsl] [...]

  14. This Old Fart approves!

  15. Gibbo says:

    legend.

  16. OneRode says:

    Adorable.

    Deathcore sucks anyway.

  17. Devine And Departed says:

    Just saying this:

    you gotta be fucking kidding of you think that is better than 90% or some thing better than most metal bands or whatever the fuck it said. This website is a pile of bull shit. I know 16 year olds than can metal scream better than the fucking Monk or whatever. I know kids that can metal scream better than that when they are girls and they’re fooling around. So shut the fuck up. Dumb fucks.

  18. Andrew says:

    Sounds like Devine And Departed is friends with the remaining 5% of deathcore posers who can apparently scream.

  19. Devine And Departed says:

    No actually I don’t really like deathcore?
    Uh… People can scream better than that.. and uh…. Yeah.
    I’m more a hardcore kid… so …. I dunno. I think
    The Holly Springs Disaster, and anyone else I listen to is pretty fuckin A plus.

  20. Erin Carter says:

    If you pro rate for age, this monk can most certainly outscream a ton of the invisible ninja band screamer kids. I was actually surprised when i watched the video,i expected it to be a complete joke but i gotta say, the old guy and his band are pretty bad ass. And on the Subject of Deathcore, i may be in the minority…but Suicide Silence and Whitechapel are badass.Suicide Silence being the far superior of the 2.

  21. Erin Carter says:

    And oh yeah, I gotta say, pretty much anyone who doesnt think that a 70 year old Monk that can scream like a bad ass and front a metal band while throwing the horns and speaking and singing in italian is completely off the charts amusing and cool just sucks a big hairy ass! You are just trying to be way way way to cool for the crowd if you cant appreciate that for what it is and admit its pretty freaking cool. Its not very often you see a dude that old that just happens to be a man of the cloth slinging horns and metal screaming and growling like a bad ass and fronting a band that shares the stage with Iron Maiden and Megadeth. Lighten up Frances, its ok to admit stuff is cool sometimes. It really must suck to think that everything sucks all the time.

  22. OConnor says:

    Well put Erin, Well put.

    this is fucking awesome

  23. Devine And Departed says:

    invisible ninja? Retard.
    Suicide silence is the shit
    Whitechapel just sounds ridiculously stupid….
    Who the fuck is Frances?

    OConnor : It’s not that fucking awesome

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  25. b-rad says:

    great… after my band saw this, i got fired… thanx for nothing fuckers!!!

    nah… hahahaha… this guy is 6 pounds of awesome!!!

  26. tylr09 says:

    Holy shit

  27. Devine And Departed says:

    Why does everyone think that this is so awesome?

  28. Erin Carter says:

    because it is……Why do you think its so un-awesome. And yes, Suicide Silence is the shit, I can agree with you on that.

  29. Devine And Departed says:

    Well good, it’s so un the shit cause it just isn’t all that interesting.. or… like awesome

  30. and yet, D&D, you keep coming back…

  31. Devine And Departed says:

    Of couse… why not?

  32. [...] ago; and I am not sure how you tracked me down here. Oh, you’re not talking about me? It must be that Catholic asshole “Metal Monk” trying to steal my women [...]

  33. @D&D: Who the fuck is Frances?

    Please rent the movie Stripes and report back to Erin Carter later.

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