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$LA$H: “I’M DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKED APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS ANY RESPECT LEFT FOR ME.”

 Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 at 4:26pm by

At the risk of sounding like an overzealous Pantera fan, $lash performing “Sweet Child O’Mine” with that scary looking manimal (I refused to believe it’s a woman) from the Black Eyed Peas is where I draw the line. Unless he saw a freak that bore some vague resemblance to a white lady and thought he was doing another gig with Michael Jackson. I guess that’s forgivable.

-AR

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  • matt

    Despite the fact that this is a general atrocity, she’s actually not bad singing on this one. Slash tears it up, this is one of the greatest solos ever.

    The real story here is the guy filming (or the guy next to him). “Wooo yeah I love this song.” Yes guy. So does everyone else. And what’s with the rhythm guitarist trying to rock out with Slash?

  • Sammy

    I don’t quite think Fergie is a “manimal” but very overrated. As far as the vocals, she’s flat throughout.

    But who is the fat trucker with the other guitar?

  • SK

    BOOOOOO!!! BOOOOO!!!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • jaime

    what, fergie’s the new VR singer? bad choice

  • Devin

    “I LOVE THIS SONG! WOOO!”

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Doesn’t the guy filming this sound like Chris Kattan from SNL?

  • TerrorBoner

    The dude filming has to be Patton Oswalt ironically attending the concert and he has to be jokingly that into it. Right? Someone can’t be seriously that stoked for what is going on there? Right?

    Dammit.

  • JTL

    I almost feel sad for that guitarist, as this is the closest he will ever get to shredding on stage. You can almost hear his metal soul crying out for help, asking to be set free from the confines of all that non-metal. Tough shit, bro, you chose the wrong dark side.

  • treefiddy

    “OH NO SHE DEH’INT!”

    someone give this guy some koolaid and tell him to shut the fuck up.

  • Nick

    I’ve heard worse covers of this song, sadly.

  • b-rad

    finally… someone else besides me that believes Fergie has a penis!

  • Andrew

    Like nails on a chalkboard, but I think what’s most annoying is her fake ass british accent when she’s talking to the crowd. Another fuckin pop star who thinks she’s british – she was raised in Cali for fuck’s sake.

  • Wata

    That’s right, Mr. Fat Rhythm Guitar Guy: the harder you strum those chords, the harder you’re rockin’ out!

  • hegster

    this wouldn’t be so bad if

    a) fergie could sing
    b) fergie wasn’t such a talentless, delusional cunt
    c) the guy behind the camera (or near it) was dead or otherwise unable to vocalize his weak attempts at a thought.

    now kelly clarkson and metal skool featuring that twat from yellowcard. there was a good sweet child o’ mine.

  • StickyNuts

    Mission accomplished, Slash.

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    i thought that was Sebastian Bach at first

  • Hells Kitten

    Fergie is a total tranimal. She looks like one of those Paul Frank monkeys, but with a giant, giant penis.

  • grymmbear

    I don’t give a shit what is said… the first three seconds is pure comic gold!

    “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!”

  • Dr J

    the youtube comments were more annoying then the camera guy

  • Large Jockstrap Mk VII

    notice her giving the horns at the start??
    she should be shot

    actually, come to think of it, she should be shot no matter what

  • Large Jockstrap Mk VII

    also, i wonder if she purposely wore leather pants just for this song

  • Facebook User

    the screamer with the camera is obvously a fergie fan…he should be forgiven, since he doesn’t really have any particular taste in music, he just likes what he hears on the radio enough to remember…