Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF GOD FORBID’S BENEATH THE SCARS OF GLORY AND PROGRESSION DVD http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-96184 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! | MetalSucks Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:57:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-96184 [...] Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several truly funny comments, although anyone who went the obvious Hot Topic joke route was automatically disqualified for unoriginality. These are the lucky winners who will receive a copy of God Forbid’s recent DVD release Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression: [...] [...] Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several truly funny comments, although anyone who went the obvious Hot Topic joke route was automatically disqualified for unoriginality. These are the lucky winners who will receive a copy of God Forbid’s recent DVD release Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression: [...]

]]> By: Robert http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-96133 Robert Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:48:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-96133 "Prince Diamond" always found it hard standing in the shadow of his father of whom he feared yet admired so dearly but soon others of like minds help him find the courage admit to his father that he was indeed gay and form his vary own band which he lovingly cristened "lenient destiny" but later opted for the less metal but more P.C. "Compassionate Predestination" much to the chagrin of his legendary father King Diamond he titled his first album "Melissa II Electric Boogaloo" “Prince Diamond” always found it hard standing in the shadow of his father of whom he feared yet admired so dearly but soon others of like minds help him find the courage admit to his father that he was indeed gay and form his vary own band which he lovingly cristened “lenient destiny” but later opted for the less metal but more P.C. “Compassionate Predestination” much to the chagrin of his legendary father King Diamond he titled his first album “Melissa II Electric Boogaloo”

]]> By: Carter http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95797 Carter Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:46:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95797 These kids are going to make a white mess out of Jeff's Mom's Caravan upholstery. These kids are going to make a white mess out of Jeff’s Mom’s Caravan upholstery.

]]> By: The Mighty Fucking Quinn http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95506 The Mighty Fucking Quinn Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:57:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95506 Movie poster for Rob Zombie's new flick "The Dark Knight II: The Joker's Rejects". I just wanna say for the record, I love the kid in the top hat.Too funny. Movie poster for Rob Zombie’s new flick “The Dark Knight II: The Joker’s Rejects”.

I just wanna say for the record, I love the kid in the top hat.Too funny.

]]> By: Mario Barrera http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95477 Mario Barrera Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:35:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95477 Hey guys lets hurry up and take the picture I can hear my sister banging on the bathroom door. She's gonna be pissed we took her makeup!! Hey guys lets hurry up and take the picture I can hear my sister banging on the bathroom door. She’s gonna be pissed we took her makeup!!

]]> By: Grapeflavoredjeanjacket http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95444 Grapeflavoredjeanjacket Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:51:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95444 Criss Angel was still deciding on the best way to debut his new back up band when he elected for the off camera thumbs up on the far left. Criss Angel was still deciding on the best way to debut his new back up band when he elected for the off camera thumbs up on the far left.

]]> By: Hazardofholland http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95187 Hazardofholland Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:30:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95187 Fake blood- five dollars make up- 30 dollars gas to get to hot topic-50 dollars a black metal band with flower curtains-priceless Fake blood- five dollars
make up- 30 dollars
gas to get to hot topic-50 dollars
a black metal band with flower curtains-priceless

]]> By: Beams19 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95092 Beams19 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:50:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95092 Little Adam and his friends are stoked because they all saved up enough allowance for his mom to take them to Guitar Center to get real instruments, because RockBand on the XBOX was just getting too easy. Little Adam and his friends are stoked because they all saved up enough allowance for his mom to take them to Guitar Center to get real instruments, because RockBand on the XBOX was just getting too easy.

]]> By: Gossamer Axe http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95091 Gossamer Axe Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:44:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95091 The yearly reunion of Gene Simmons illegitimate children. The other 147 couldn't make it this year. The yearly reunion of Gene Simmons illegitimate children. The other 147 couldn’t make it this year.

]]> By: Jeremy Rosen http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95051 Jeremy Rosen Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:26:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95051 Tragically Tom's (third from the right) idea to protect the campers from bears would shortly be proven unworkable. Tragically Tom’s (third from the right) idea to protect the campers from bears would shortly be proven unworkable.

]]> By: b-rad http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-95048 b-rad Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:00:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-95048 Even the most Blackend souls enjoy the alure of floral print curtains. Even the most Blackend souls enjoy the alure of floral print curtains.

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94959 enemyofgod72 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:27:53 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94959 High School Musical Cradle of Filth = Filthy Freshman Circlejerk: The Musical High School Musical Cradle of Filth = Filthy Freshman Circlejerk: The Musical

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94954 enemyofgod72 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:05:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94954 The Podunk 6 prepare to unleash Hell, as soon as Mom lets them out of the basement. The Podunk 6 prepare to unleash Hell, as soon as Mom lets them out of the basement.

]]> By: Cam http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94953 Cam Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:05:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94953 A look inside the Neverland Ranch at Shagrath's Sanctuary. A look inside the Neverland Ranch at Shagrath’s Sanctuary.

]]> By: slips http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94914 slips Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:04:29 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94914 Dallas Coyle's life partners. Dallas Coyle’s life partners.

]]> By: Kenneth http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94843 Kenneth Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:50:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94843 If Slipknot had kids with Liza Minelli... If Slipknot had kids with Liza Minelli…

]]> By: dale schmucker http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94806 dale schmucker Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:07:39 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94806 ...and I thought my family was weird …and I thought my family was weird

]]> By: banter http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94725 banter Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:07:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94725 And only moments later, did they realize with horror, that Tommy was covered in blood, as a result of his new favorite Hot Topic bracelet. And only moments later, did they realize with horror, that Tommy was covered in blood, as a result of his new favorite Hot Topic bracelet.

]]> By: banter http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94722 banter Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:50:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94722 Varg Vikernes' School of Hardknocks, Spring Break 2008 Varg Vikernes’ School of Hardknocks, Spring Break 2008

]]> By: bradican http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/07/25/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-copy-of-god-forbids-beneath-the-scars-of-glory-and-progression-dvd/#comment-94720 bradican Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:39:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6099#comment-94720 After "chillin" in hot topic, these maggots came home in Johnny's mom's minivan and had an unbelievable night filled with circle jerks, throwing up after drinking 2 or 3 beers, and arguing over whether slipknot or disturbed is more br00tal. After “chillin” in hot topic, these maggots came home in Johnny’s mom’s minivan and had an unbelievable night filled with circle jerks, throwing up after drinking 2 or 3 beers, and arguing over whether slipknot or disturbed is more br00tal.

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