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AXL ROSENBERG’S FAN MAIL

 Thursday, July 31st, 2008 at 12:18pm by

Just got this e-mail from MetalSucks Maniac Kyle Lancaster. It’s so flattering, I just had to share it with you all:

“u guys run the worst metal web site of all time u talk bad about bands u know nothing about (Ramallah) u talk up shity bands( disturbed) i can’t think of any u have done right thats y i will never go back go 2 bravewords.com and c how a a real site is done”

Awesome. Totally awesome.

-AR

  • e1esk

    did Ramallah name themselves after an STD?

  • jaime

    Let’s have a moment of silence for Kyle, since he’s never coming back to this site, and that makes everyone a sad panda.

  • TJ

    OK, who let this kid have internet access? Really??

  • Byron W

    Ok.. when did you ever talk Disturbed up..??
    Maybe i’m blind or insane or something… but I always thought it was more the opposite…no?

  • http://metalinjection.net RobInjection

    When did schools stop teaching simple things like commas and semicolons. It seems anybody under 15 refuses to use those keys. Get on it, America!

  • Sammy

    Where is the Meshuuuuuuuugah!!!! tagline in his letter???

    And I’m guessing there won’t be a college diploma hanging on the wall in Kyle’s future home (which will undoubtedly be on blocks, with unused wheels and 3-foot weeds growing all about).

  • bob fossil

    i reckon it’s david draiman

  • Beams19

    This kid’ll be a virgin for life…go play with your magic cards

  • Kye

    Ramallawl

  • jono

    Beautiful.

  • http://metalrunsinmyveins.blogspot.com dschalek

    emo retard

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    This is what happens when you let your emo kids use too much of that aerosol hairspray.

  • key

    man whoever invented that downright retarded aolspeak should be shot. that people use it on a regular basis just pisses me off.

  • Cam

    Notice he only capitalized Ramallah. Wtf?

  • http://www.redtube.com dvmetallica

    Omg what a fucking tool

  • http://noyokono.blogspot.com noyokono

    Grammar & Punctuation FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CrapMcPoopin

    Guys… Dubbya has had it hard enough.

  • PD

    WTF?!?! I just went to bravewords and let me tell you, that site looks like a full page of spam. And last I remember reading about Disturbed was that their album cover looked extremely lame but the music was decent. I am too lazy to even bother looking for the post, but not lazy enough to keep typing. This kid needs to get his head straight. Ramallah are decent at best, Blood for Blood’s “Outlaw Anthems” was a thousand times better than anything Ramallah ever did.

  • RaZZo

    Man….Courtney Love HAAAAAAATES you guys!

  • http://plabebob.blogspot.com Plabebob

    hahahahaha!!!! argh I nearly wet myself when I read that. Did this guy read his own post? can he read? I reckon he dictated & his monkey typed it…

  • Mike Malice

    Proof of success for the No Child Left Behind Act.

    George Bush sure knows how to help out.

  • Damotello

    Kyle’s so metal, he puts us all to shame.

  • Fab

    Yeah!!! \m/ To kyle. (with a tone of sarcasm)

  • myke

    i bet his digging his new hammerfall cd though and totally excited for the helloween and gamma ray tour!!!! oh boy!!!

  • BloodGutter

    Learn2spell plz.

    PS. Ramallah owns

  • Garm

    He probably thinks Earth Crisis invented hardcore back in 97.

    Why do kids type like morons these days? A little extra effort to type “you” instead of u, saves one from looking like a tard