THE “BANDS EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE BUT YOU” THREAD
Thursday, July 31st, 2008 at 4:36pm by Vince NeilsteinI got this idea from our friends over at BITPOM.com who ran a thread like this a couple of months back. You know how there’s those bands that everyone you know seems to like but you just don’t get? And everyone insists that you would like this band if only you’d give them another shot? But no matter what you just can’t seem to get into them at all?
So… what bands does everyone like except you? Come on, don’t be shy… the wonderfully anonymous wall of the Internet will protect you. No one will ever know.
I’ll go first: Isis.
-VN
Tool
The Mars Volta I just cannot get into them. Everyone i know talks them up constantly and I just don’t get what is so great.
Well, since B-rad took my first choice, I’ll go with Sevendust, with Slayer in the conversation. It’s not that I don’t like Slayer or don’t respect their contribution to metal, I just find them to get tiring on my ears really quickly. I get it, Kerry, you can play really fast and chaotic, now go write an actual solo that is in the same key as the song.
Going to second VN’s pick for Isis. Never was able to figure out what was so special about them.
Next on the list:
Mastodon.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve listened to them, and I happen to think they’re an OK band. But just OK. I don’t understand why people go so apeshit over them all the time.
Devin Townsend’s Solo stuff (except Ziltoid) – I just can’t get into it. I love most of his other shit though.
Morbid Angel (GASP!) – I missed these guys all this time and most of what I heard had really crappy production and it totally kills it for me. Anybody know of a great introduction to them that has somewhat decent production where I can actually hear what’s going on? This one sucks, because I love death metal and I WANT to like them.
Trivium.
I live in Orlando, and yes they have always sucked.
bite your tongue TJ before a cysquatch rapes you anally.
Thy Will Be Done……their debut is fucking amazing!!!
Nile
d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. have you heard “Annihilation of the Wicked” from Nile? That’s what got me into them. Fuckin’ AWESOME album!
Arch Enemy, though I have liked what I heard off of their new one.
Anything in a subgenre prefaced by the word “death”.
I like my metal not death-y.
Black Metal, sans Nachtmystium’s Black Meddle PT 1. Assassins.
Well, my first choices have pretty much been mentioned, Slayer (Sammy pretty much said everything I had too say about the matter), Nile (I just can’t stand the singer sorry).
I’m not sure this counts however, because I really used to like this band, but In Flames really don’t do it for me (not anymore at least). I really don’t understand it, I really liked them, but now listening to them just makes me tired. Really tired.
Oh, and Dragonforce.
agrees they just seem like a joke band to me
Will, you’re doing exactly what this article is about, “forcing” people to like a band while they really don’t like it.
my contribution: Down
lamb of god
i hate this band
and dragonforce
uugh
meshuggah
I honestly can’t enjoy listening to this band, but everyone seems to love them
I love the riffs, but have never been able to get into Exodus because of their consistently terrible vocalists. It seems that Gary Holt has been unable to find a vocalist that is on par with his skill level as a musician.
I think I’ve said this before on a thread about God Forbid… But, even though I bought Constitution I just can’t seem to get into it… Sorry Dallas -I’m not you guys suck, but I just can’t seem to ‘get it’. Maybe I just need to give the older albums a try too?
Funny how b-rad said Tool. I used to not like them because I didn’t have the patience, but now I love ‘em. And same with DEP… I just didn’t get them, and then one day *click*, I bought Ire Works and never looked back!
High on Fire
Meshuggah
Ditto – ISIS, Slayer
I promise I really do love metal.
im gonna go with a couple bands that i just think suck and are overrated
1. U2
2. Pearl Jam
3. Nirvana
Cannibal Corpse. They just seem… mediocre to me. Blasphemous, I know.
Also not a big fan of Dragonforce, at all. Or pretty much any power metal band for that matter.
I honestly don’t get why everybody loves Mastadon. I tried to get into them. I listened to a lot of their songs. But, they’re just kinda boring.
meshuggah, slayer, opeth, mars volta, om, sunn, boris, tool, pantera, guns n’ roses, whoever pitchfork is busting a nut over this week
yeah, a very close second for me is Meshugga. i just think they are VERY overrated.
Neurosis. Have tried and tried but I just don’t dig it.
Nachtmystium. Don’t get the hype on this band. Their latest sounds like is recorded on a boombox in a trashcan on mono.
Megadeth
By far the most annoying band I’ve ever listened to
great musician but his vocals most of the time anoy the crap out of me
Oh boy, I’ve got a slew of these blaphemous admissions.
Slayer–Everything song on “Reign in Blood” sounds the same and Tom sucks at vocals.
Metallica–Anything past “Kill ‘Em All” isn’t that great.
Blacklisted–Slayer wannabes that Converge is trying to sell
Gates of Slumber–I don’t care, copying note for note Black Sabbath does not make you good.
Obituary–They’re okay, but the vocals are just silly on “Cause of Death.”
Iron Maiden–Yes, I just never got into them.
Motley Crue, or anything else that resembles glam metal in the slightest, with the exception of Van Halen, I don’t like; and I can only stand so much of David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar’s bullshit vocalist schtick routine.
I’m posting this before I read everyone else’s responses…
High On Fire
Almost any/all Black Metal (Nachtmystium, Enslaved being exceptions)
Most doom
Motorhead
Cannibal Corpse
Nile (dig Karl’s solo disc though)
Trivium
almost all hipster-screamy stuff – all those “initials” bands
Cryptopsy
Iron Maiden (yeah, I said it. Fuck you.)
Judas Priest
Oh yeah, and The Beatles, way overrated.
high on fire, any black metal, carnifex, all shall perish, emmure…now that i look at it those bands are mostly deathcore…i really like deathcore like whitechapel its just people around here are obbsessed with them so i get tired of hearing them
Agree on:
Isis
DEP
I love Slayer, but holy shit do they get boring after awhile. South of Heaven, Seasons & DOA are great. The rest? Somewhere between “meh” and “awful.” And that includes almost all of Rein in Blood.
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE ;)
Chimaira. Actually a lot of people think they suck them, but I really, really think they suck. Not one good song ever.
Tool, Megadeth, etc
Mogwai… I like post-rock, but i just can’t like them.
dream theatre & converge… i’m gonna be sick
Killswitch Engage and Meshuggah
i have all of the Killswitch albums, but i was never really interested
Tool, Messhugah, Mastodon, Cannibal Corpse, High On Fire, Arch Enemy, Trivium, Slayer, Death, Pantera, All Shall Perish, Scar Symmetry, Opeth (though I liked Watershed)… I recognize the players abilities and I think they’re great musicians, but I simply cannot get into them yet people are always raving about them.
Mastodon, Job for a Cowboy, Dragonforce, pretty much all of the bands that people only like from Guitar Hero (OMG I LUVVVVVVVVVVVV SHADOWS FALL) etc.
Meshuggah, Tool and Slayer
I understand that having “contemporary” beats here and there can be entertaining. But holy shit Meshuggah just sounds like they’re trying to suck on purpose.
Tool can just suck my balls. Whiney voice, recycled riffs, way too much hype. And they do that stupid off-beat bullshit too much for my taste too.
Slayer are the undisputed kings of recycled riffs. I need not say more.
ISIS’ ‘Oceanic’ is in my top five of all time. Incredible record.
Thanks Vince, by the way. You gave everyone here a chance to be an elitist for a day.
Isis, Neurosis, Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, Opeth, High on Fire, Down, Dream Theater, and all of those awful bands Axl and Vince tell us to listen to like IWRESTLEDABEARONCE. Terrible.
People have said it…In fucking Flames.I simply refuse to call it death metal,no matter what speech I’ll be given for this statement…
High on Fire…heard some of it.And it sucks.
Mastodon.I couldn’t get into them even if I WANTED to try harder.
As I Lay Dying.Christian emo?Give me a break.
Meshuggah.Whatever you say (”POSEERRRRRR YOU’RE NO DEATH METAL DIEHARD YOU POSEEERRR).Look.I’ve listened to it.Gets me extremely fed up within seconds.Experimental,yes.Relevant?No.
36Thoughtless- I’m not bashing you in any way… but do you even like metal? Again, people are entitled to their opinions. But you don’t like Maiden, Metallica or Slayer? What do you listen to? I’m honestly curious.
Another band I hate- Cradle of Filth. I know some people like them, but holy hell they are terrible.
DEP gets a big fat ‘meh’ from me.
Iron Maiden
Hatebreed
PROTEST THE HERO
Can’t stand them
I don’t think that these bands are bad but I just cant get into them:
Opeth, Protest The Hero. Chimaira, Motorhead, Tool, Dragonforce, Lamb Of God
GUYS! Why do you keep saying “Protest the Hero”? It’s supposed to be bands EVERYone seems to like. Doesn’t this band have a following of the Metalsucks Mansion inhabitants and about 5 people who comment here? Hardly “everyone”.
TOOL, DREAM THEATER, RADIOHEAD, PINK FLOYD, ZAKK WYLDE,AND JUSTICE FOR ALL =EVERYONE OF ‘EM OVERRATED! AND WHAT IS WITH AMERICANS AND U2?
Fuck anonymity!
Killswitch Engage
Dragonforce
A7X
Mastodon
In Flames
Megadeth post So Far, So Good, So What…”
Opeth. I tried, several times, but it’s just they are just too pretentious and for the last two albums quite boring… omfg how boring they are.
Into Eternity
Black Tide
Oh, and Trivium. How could I forget Trivium.
Meshuggah – I bought a ticket to see them live in September thinking it’d give me a chance to check them out but i’ve found them just so monotonous and dull.
Arch Enemy – Everyone seems to love them but they’re just really repetitive, quite unoriginal and i couldn’t ever see them getting this much attention if they didn’t have a female singer
Suicide Silence
Neurosis
The Melvins
High On Fire
Dimmu Borgir
Black Label Society (anyone who likes this band should kill themself)
Slipknot- “(get a mask or some paint and white trash kids will go Nuts!)”
MSI – “um….that guys spitting on me and making fun of me, and i guess i don’t care….”
Dragonforce -my “chad” friends like this band, explains it all
Bal=Saggoth – i think that singer guy just talked over music for an hour…. thanks
Why the fuck would anybody WANT to like a band? Get over the fucking hype kids. Listen to the music. Stop judging art by a bar that’s already been set by a society that you know doesn’t speak for you. Kill the generalized other, whether it’s the E Channel, MetalSucks, or the most hardcore bastard you know. Just listen. Music will (and has) become much better the more that we actively try to do this.
Lamb of God
The Mars Volta
Metallica
Trivium
…
wow, this is better way to find a retard than a dna test!
Killswitch Engage, Dragonforce, Slayer, Dream Theatre, Bullet For My Valentine, Beatles, Radiohead, U2, Arch Enemy, Black Label Society and Meshuggah
ME-FUCKING-TALLICA! Always been overrated
ps, very well said Another Opinion
Wow. What kind of metal do you like? Because there’s about 30 amazing metal bands in this list that you all apparently “don’t get.” Mastodon, Lamb of God, Converge, In Flames, Opeth, Dream Theater, Pantera (really? how do you not get Pantera?), Meshuggah – they all fuckin shred like there’s no tomorrow. All of them are unique and awesome in their own way. Seriously, they’re great.
However, Cradle of Filth is PURE SHIT. As is Black Label Society.
Dillinger Escape Plan
Everyone keeps saying how cool and technical and (insert long series of overblown metal cliches). I was not impressed. It felt like they were trying way too hard to convince me they were so edgy and better than everyone else. That, and I was flat bored.
I was going to throw in High on Fire, but everyone here seems to dislike them, so I guess I’m in good company.
With that being said, I just can’t get into Scar Symmetry. Every review I have ever read, the review has had a hard on for this band.
Tool – I definitely would not say that these guys suck; I do dig a handful of their songs, but just never understood the big deal. A lot of it just comes off as pretentious.
Lamb of God – I tried, I really did, but, they are just too one dimensional. Though, like Tool, they have a handful of pretty kickass songs.
Other bands I see on this list like Trivium and Mastodon are widely regarded as shitty bands therefore there is really nothing to get and not worth mentioning.
Can you people tell me what’s so shitty about Mastodon?
Suicidal Tendencies, I just can’t stand Mike Muir’s voice =/
Another vote for Slayer and Cannibal Corpse here.
Darkthrone. Sounds like it was recorded in a fucking dumpster and all the songs sound the same. The corpse paint is funny but people take this shit overboard….I guess you could say this about most black metal.
Opeth. I’ve tried and tried, even own 3 or 4 of their albums, just can’t seem to be too interested in them.
Did someone say PINK FLOYD? What?! I don’t know what to say after seeing that.
Mastodon owns. Idiots
man i wanna like CONVERGE but do not.
hey no fair naming trivium — most people don’t like them.
Meshuggah. Mastodon. Black Label Society. King’s X. seriously, why do people like this?
Listening to Soothsayer’s “To Be a Real Terrorist” right now.
Yeah, Thrash. The Pinnacle of Metal.
P.S. Pretty much all metalcore, new school Hardcore, and melodic DM is lame too.
Black Metal and traditional Death Metal are good, but i’m just completely tired of them both.
Give me THRASH, Classic Power Metal, Punk, and Doom
All these new sludgy-70’s rock bands that somehow get passed off as metal. Kind of like the Mastodon knock-off’s.
Defiantly Opeth, just like what David said above and their clean vocals certainly don’t help me. Shadows Fall, oh for the love of god, what do you people see in them? Can someone explain it?
And almost everything that got big on TRL or Circus Magazine in 1998 that had a giant cult following of people who spent too much time at Hot Topic.
The Sword
Mars Volta
Soilwork
Hate Eternal
In Flames
Bleeding Through
What’s with the High on Fire hate? Do you people not like riffs?
I’m suprised at all the Neurosis. I think they make some incredibly interesting, textured music, though i would say they do not play any sort of traditional metal.
My band i don’t get: Lamb of God. Awful singer, mediocre guitarists, good drummer though. I just don’t know why anyone who has heard an At the Gates album would be impressed by this band that is incredibly cliched lyrically.
I can’t believe that not a single person has said System of a Down yet, I absolutely despise that band. Hate everything about them, wish they would just disappear. I also don’t like Megadeth. I think Mustaine is the most overrated musician I have ever heard of. Other bands I could care less if they were gone: Black Label Society, Dillenger Escape Plan, Cradle of Filth, Avenged Sevenfold, Deathcore, Metalcore, and Glam Rock is NOT Metal.
Job For A Cowboy…what the fuck is the big deal with these guys?
Any kind of death metal really…with the exception of BTBAM, but I’m not sure they’re really “death” metal. Death metal just seems like a lot of the same shit, i.e., blast beats galore, barely audible super-low singing, no melody or rhythm. What gives with that whole genre?
Also surprised at all the Lamb Of God hate. Incredibly talented guys in my opinion. Also Protest the Hero is my favorite band, and it just pains me to see people simply pass off such a musical masterpiece as “Fortress.”
There are so many bands that come to mind for this, but I’ve got to say the one band that I’ve never understood the hype for would be Shadows Fall, probably because of the vocals.
others would definitely include Hatebreed, Dark Tranquility, Black Label Society, Soilwork, Dimmu Borgir and Unearth
mmmm…black sabbatt, led zepelin,meshuggah
On a non-metal note, Sublime. I don’t know a single other person who doesn’t like them aside from me. The gimmick is the same everytime, and honestly I think the singer has a terrible voice.
On a metal note, Pantera. I just don’t get the appeal.
I pity people who don’t ‘get’ Opeth.
I’d say Dream Theater (not that they aren’t amazing musicians and all that, I just can’t get into them); Meshuggah (don’t know why I can’t get into them); Cradle of Filth (I really can’t get into them for whatever reason); and Dimmu Borgir
In Flames–aside from Whoracle
@TJ
I don’t really hate any of the bands I listed, with the exception of all glam metal: I’m just not into them. Currently, I’m listening to Leviathan’s “Massive Conspiracy Against All Life,” Arsis’s “We are the Nightmare,” and Bergraven’s “Dodsvisioner.” I’ve been in a black metal mood lately. I’ve also been looking for newer bands to get into.
@Another Opinion
“Why the fuck would anybody WANT to like a band?”
Well, honestly, because I try to be an open-minded and fair person. For example, after having a discussion with Revrant about Disturbed, I took the liberty of listening to “Indestructible” the whole way through simply because, upon reevaluation, I’ve found myself having different opinions about a band, and because a band can change drastically from album to album. A lot of people here don’t like Mastodon, and I used to be in the same boat until buying “Blood Mountain,” an album I love. But even after going back to their other albums, I still can’t get into their earlier work nearly as much as I’ve enjoyed “Blood Mountain.”
Mastodon, Torche, The Sword, Witch, High on Fire, and Javelina.
Hipster bullshit.
Godammit opeth as well!!! Fuck ‘em!
1.) Dream Theatre – ugh I like prog metal but I find them so fucking annoying!
2.) Protest The Hero – just because you can play sick guitar doesn’t mean the whole band is good.
3.) Shadows Fall – lead singer looks like the lead sing of P.O.D.’s brother, o and they suck.
4.) (Non Metal) Comeback Kid – I am sorry overall just annoying and not original.
5.) Metallica – Do I have to say anything. Lets just see if their new album on the Vagina Monologues is any good.
6.) Death – Respect them but never got into them cause I find the singers voice annoying.
7.) Job For A Cowboy – Sounds like every other band.
Yeah that is it for now.
Well, since Tool and Isis have already been mentioned, I’m gonna go with:
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
There is nothing about that band that I like. NOTHING
trivium
converge
dragonforce
black label society
oh, and disturbed. they make me cringe.
UMMMM HOW ABOUT MASTODON? WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE THIS BAND? ID
To finish that post…Ive seen Mastodon and heard the horseshit they put out…Hipster bullshit is spot on GodGRinder
Does it really bother anyone else that people keep saying shit about PTH? I mean, if you’ve ever listened to Kezia or Fortress, you’d know this band kicks 7 kinds of ass.
@banter
Well thank christ for that. Apparently people are missing the point of this thread. We’re supposed to be naming bands that we can’t seem to get into. It’s not always hate. That said, I’m not sure why people come in here not expecting to see bands they like.
it seems like a lot of ppl are naming the same bands. well i haven’t seen anybody say they don’t like the black dahlia murder. i’m not gonna mention a bunch of newer bands because i don’t like too many of them anyways. as for older bands, i can’t stand napalm death (yeah that’s right), death angel (listen to dark angel instead), most/all annihilator after the first 2, nuclear assault, all bathory, but most of all (for some reason everyone in the state of new york loves them), life of agony
A7X. It’s not that I “want” to like them; I can even see why the 12-year-olds get into them, but what cracks me up is kids who think A7X are the be-all-end-all but won’t have anything to do with the 80s bands that their entire sound is based on.
Also, prog/art/opera rock like Dream Theater isn’t supposed to be for “everyone”; they had one hit and even that was an acquired taste. I like them but I don’t think anyone’s worse off for not “getting” them.
Converge. I fucking hate Converge.
It’s funny that there’s so many people who can’t get into Dream Theater, because I used to not like them at all, but now they’re my favorite band. One of the problems about getting into Dream Theater is that, because they have such a broad array of sounds, you can’t just listen to a few of their songs to really “get” them. It’s often just finding the right song that hits you. It also doesn’t help that LaBrie’s vocals are painfully whiny.
As for bands that I don’t get:
Dragonforce – I understand why people like them, but really?
Evanescence – I don’t really call them metal, but so many people I know like them
Porcupine Tree – I feel like this is along the lines of Dream Theater for me, but I’ve never found any of their music really interesting.
I can’t believe all the hate for Mastodon, Lamb of God, Protest the Hero, and Converge. I really can’t believe it. GO LISTEN TO JONAS BROTHERS YOU BUNCH OF SALLY’S.
I can’t believe the Slayer and Megadeth hate I’ve read on here. Do you ppl even like metal? Anyway …
Cradle of Filth — Dani Filth hangs out w/Bam Magera -nuff said
Shadows Fall — I keep trying but they suck
Unearth — Wow I’ve heard the same song for 3 albums
Children of Bodom — sorry you guys suck
Trivium — How can talented musicians suck so bad!
For any Metaleads out there check out Gojira they’re the best metal band I’ve heard in a long time.
Disturbed
MASTODON!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonforce, Lamb of God (though the first half of Black Label is really good), most of the stuff that purports to be doom nowadays (Zoroaster, Weedeater, etc.)
wow this has got to be a record breaking number of posts
shadows fall
children of bodom
cradle of filth
and to the people who put a7x, that dosent count, you can’t not get a band that everyone in the world knows suck
Isis – they bore me
Opeth – too kitschy
Meshuggah – ugly nu-metal guitar sound and mediocre vocalist
Death – can’t stand Schuldiner’s voice
The Melvins – strangest one, since I love e.g. Electric Wizard, Down and Big Business, but The Melvins just don’t do it for me.
I like some Morbid Angel and Mastodon songs, but they’re not really favourites.
Cult Of Luna
Tool
Mars Volta / At The Drive In
SLIPKNOT
a band with more members than is actually needed is really really really retarded
Motorhead
Cradle Of Filth
Radiohead
The White Stripes
All Rap Performers
Amy Winehouse
Coldplay
Disturbed
Opeth
Velvet Revolver
Audioslave
Linkin Park
and Hugh Jackman.
Sepultura. Sorry I know they’re iconic & all that I just don’t find it that exciting. Cavalera Conspiracy totally rocked out at Download, I fuckin loved em, but just not interested in Sepultura & I don’t even know why, the conditions are perfect. Dammit!
Arsis
All That Reminas, although i like the song This darkend heart and This Calling
Amon Amarth
Showdown?
Cattle Decapitation
Dark Tranquillity
…but im not saying this bands suck..they are all fucking talented thats why they are where they are…but i just dont like their music….
At all cost. They have a song called ‘death to distraction’. Are you fucking kidding me?
Machine Head
High on Fire
Harvey Milk
Goatsnake
Monotonix
Scream
Fu Manchu
Heaven and Hell
Foo Fighters
Testament
Gorgoroth
Converge
Neurosis
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Katatonia… the most superfluous band ever. They do everything Opeth does, only less… less all! Less heavy, less melodic, less progressive, less original – less awesome! but everyone around here seems to like them…
Strapping Young Lad – actually DT’s music in general
Mastodon
The Mars Volta
Machine Head
Soulfly / Cavalera Conspiracy – an unacceptable creative climbdown for me, it’s hobo metal.
Darkthrone
Gallows
High On Fire
@Gdub- I’m gonna second your hate for Sublime.
I’ve never figured out their appeal, and don’t understand how they still receive massive airplay on the radio today.
Terrible band all around.
I’m also going to second a few people on the Devin Townsend thing. I’ve tried, but SYL does nothing for me. I like a lot of the bands he has produced, but his own music leaves a lot to be desired.
Cradle of Filth
celtic frost. this band is boring, bloated, and tom is a lunatic. (a dying god coming into human flesh seems to sum up what he thinks about himself.)
to add to the mastodon discussion, i think their first two albums are great, but blood mountain totally lost me. same with opeth. great till watershed
Meshuggah
Genghis Tron
Well, I guess we can delete Opeth and Meshuggah from the “everyone-likes-them”-list now… which makes us few (?) who like them elite again… wow! ;)
Very good thread, Vince, thanks!
I agree it seems with most of the bands listed on here!
1. While Motorhead is influential, every damn song sounds exactly the same. I saw a video where some guy was raving about Lemmy being the best lyricist in rock and hasn’t been given his credit and I just had to raise an eyebrow and keep quiet due to the fact my boyfriend is an insane Motorhead fan and was franticly enjoying his new Motorhead DVD purchase.
2. Cryptopsy
3. I also agree with the consensus that Slayer gets boring after a while.
3. Meshuggah –
4. Avenged Sevenfold. Puke.
5. The Swords new album and most of the stoner rock going on right now that all sounds the same.
6. Venom. I like Black Metal and Manitou and that’s about it.
7. Gallhammer – seriously bad vocals.
The Black Dahlia Murder, The Red Chord, Job For A Cowboy, Children of Bodom.
In Flames
i’d like to add corrupted and converge please.
Van Halen
Isis is one of my faves though and they are being brought up alot on this one. maybe thats why I don’t agree with the majority of people on this site. Or maybe because they don’t deliver the instant gratification that everyone in america wants so badly. Enjoy your microwavable dinners. ( I woke up in a bad mood today)
Avenged Sevenfold
Atreyu
God Forbid(and Im from NJ so its worse…also include Kevin Smith movies that i hate as well)
As I Lay Dying
My Chemical Romance( also from NJ, and I would like nothing more to run them all over on the Garden State Parkway)
MSI – Metalheads seem to love them even though it’s awful techno garbage. My friend and I dub them the worst band ever.
The White Stripes – Not metal, but almost equally as awful.
H.I.M. – Another band a bunch of metalheads like that makes me want to chop my own balls off.
Iron Maiden – Maybe some nice guitar solos, but otherwise awful.
Oh and while we are at it Rock Band and Guitar Hero and most video games for that manner. Get off your fat diabetic asses.
Sunno)) and Slayer
Disturbed, Black Metal and Power Metal.
Dragonforce. All Shall Perish. Job For A Cowboy.
I’ve tried. It doesn’t work. I’ve even seen JFAC and Dragonforce live, and it just doesnt cut it for me. Although, it was a little entertaining watching Dragonforce’s key-tarist running and jumping around in those suck-tight pants of his…
Queens of the Stone Age, Presidents of the USA, Nickelback, Slayer (excluding “Cult” and “Stain of Mind”), Iron Maiden, Three Days Grace, Evans Blue, Flyleaf, Trivium, Dio, Black Label Society, Damageplan
i will fistfight the next person who says iron maiden I SWEAR TO GOD
but yeah meshuggah
Eye Earn May Done
Well some of people missed the point of this thread which was mentioned earlier but I guess the bands that are getting alot of plays and alot of fans that I cant understand why would be the following:
Emmure (WOW! I saw a video for this band and I was so upset with the planet)
High on Fire (Alot of my friends like this band and I dont get it)
Death-core (I am not going to list the names of these bands because some of the ones that are getting really big are lable mates and are cool dudes I just cant get into them and in my opinion they dont offer anything catchy)
Ok, now I can talk about the bands that I have seen being posted on here and I am suprised.
Opeth is a given they write 10-12 minute long songs that alot of people dont want to give that much attention to. However I am a huge fan of them.
But when someone says Lamb of God I wonder if they are fans of metal because their songs are generally brutal and short and catchy. So thats wierd when people say they cant get into it. In my opinion they are an easy band to listen to.
What ever right? Its all peoples opinions
After all, in this thread there’s no wrong answer.
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Amon Amarth is fucking BADASS. How can you not like Viking Metal?
YOU KNOW WHO IS SERIOUSLY OVERRATED AND SUCKS ON SO MANY LEVELS?
OZZY OSBOURNE. That’s right. He fucking sucks and he always did. Sabbath would have been better off without him. “Godfather of Heavy Metal” my ass. What a no talent douche.
i tried to like the clash, because the world at large said they were amazing. i failed. ditto for the talking heads.
Enuff Z’nuff
Children of Bodom
Slayer (Aside from Raining Blood and Angel of Death)
Deicide
Cryptopsy
Trivium
Dream Theater
Today is the Day(Except nobody i know likes them)
Arch Enemy
Soilwork
For me, it has to be the following:
Red Sparowes
ISIS
Disturbed
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Fall Of Troy
Job For A Cowboy
Limp Bizkit (heh heh heh)
Dream Theater
Steve Vai
Jethro Tull
Dragonforce
Poison
Even newer “un-metal” bands like
Wilco
MGMT
Vampire Weekend
It’s all fluff to me.
** I “get” these bands,,, they just get on my fucking nerves**
Kamelot
AC/DC
Dragonforce
God Forbid
Arch Enemy * i know, i know, but she sounds like a banshee with throat cancer to me after a while* (she’s smokin hot tho)
Opeth
Airbourne
Celtic Frost
The Devin Townsend Band (why the fuck ruin SYL)
Super Joint Ritual
As I Lay Dying
Into Eternity – The “siren” vocal styling… keep the black/death bi polar contrast… i don’t need to hear judas priest anymore in my life.
Nightwish
Theory of a Deadman
Modest Mouse
Buckcherry
Kid Rock
Scar Symmetry – I can’t get the visual of a video with Nathan Explosion and Jon Bon Jovi duet in the style of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”
I don’t understand how anyone can hate Mastodon or Protest. Thats insane to me.
slayer
iron maiden
tool
korn
metallica
Tina Turner, Madonna, J-pop, Michael Jackson, Usher, Elevator music, radio music, and Jethro Tull. I can listen to the worst metal album in the world and still find something descent in it. Okay…I admit it I can’t stand Cradle of Elf, Sepultura, Judas Preist, anything from the late 70’s early 80’s, christian metal, Obituary, battle metal and Down.
I must say I do love the Meshuggah hate. They are a band that sucks that people feel they have to brag about liking because they know no one else “gets” them(because they suck). I’ve seen them twice, I’ve heard music from all of their albums, I truly tried to like them. But Jesus titty fucking Christ they suck. Anyone seen that video where the guitar player is jamming with that Morgan Gren dude? Absolute crap! Usually when people go out of their way to showcase a guitar player, you get something that actually displays talent, not lack there of. Hell even Korn’s guitar player(s) can do better than he did in that video.
@James
I see what you’re saying about Arch Enemy’s hype. While I am a fan of them, they didn’t get shit for attention when they had Johan Liiva. I doubt many people even know Angela isn’t their original singer for that matter.
I have to go with Mastodon as well. Never could understand what the big deal is with them. Lamb of God…Not untill the last album did I start liking these guys. Pryor to that, I hated them.
One band, that I truly can’t stand is Death. Never liked them. “Scream Bloody Gore”? What a joke, my 10 year old nephew can write better lyrics than them.
As for Job for a Cowboy, I saw them back in April, up and to that point, didn’t understand they hype, then watched them and was hooked. Amazing band.
By the way, I love this site.
Oh, and how could I forget….Manowar. Who likes this band???
It seems that a lot of people in this thread are naming bands that people generally bash. Hardly what I would say ‘everyone likes but me’ territory.
Heaven Shall Burn. Oh how ive tried
Everything you guys praise?
Yeah, I’m not sure about the Isis thing. I haven’t seen a whole lot of praise for them in the press lately (although, admittedly it’s been two months since I’ve picked up an actual metal mag).
I don’t have all of their stuff, but I think “In The Absence of Truth” and “Panopticon” are both extremely solid albums.
“Absence” in particular had a lot of high points that made my ears perk up more often than some of the other garbage out there.
Speaking of, and I don’t know why I didn’t think of this last night, but Pelican gets on my nerves. That’s one I don’t get. I like some of the instrumental stuff out there, and I admit that I bought “City of Echoes” because of all the hype. But I just can’t like it.
I’ve tried. I really have.
I’ve been beaten to this already, but Lamb of God. They seem like a band I should like, but I just don’t. All the elements are there, but the just don’t coalesce into something I can enjoy. Another band that has that exact same thing going on – should love them but don’t – Meshuggah.
Other stuff everyone loves but I don’t:
The Clash. Sex Pistols. Anthrax. Talking Heads. Ozzy Osbourne. Avenged Sevenfold. Pantera. Lil Wayne. Tupac. Mortician. Dragonforce. Judas Priest. The Black Album.
Alesana [they're so whiny, saw them live and my brother's obsessed with them, but I just can't listen to them]
Avenged Sevenfold [I know it's a give-in]
Children Of Bodom [they're good, but I'm just not feeling it]
Dragonforce [okay, they play fast, but I don't love them for it]
Dream Theater [my friend Geoff gave them so much hype, but he's a douche and spells his name GEOff, kinda turned me off to the idea of them from the beginning, but oh my god, the singer whatever his name is just pisses me off]
Elysia [saw them live, they were eh]
Flyleaf [chick's not hot enough for me to even bother]
Hair metal in general.
Killswitch Engage [used to love them, but for some reason I stopped liking 'em]
Knights Of The Abyss [saw them live on the Ferret Young Guns tour and was really unimpressed]
Through The Eyes Of The Dead [Killswitch syndrome, liked 'em, now I can't stand 'em]
Throwdown [I'm all for posi-edge music, but the newer shit sounds like Pantera. If I wanted to listen to Pantera, I'd fucking listen to Pantera]
Tool [too depressing for me]
Trivium [Have you actually tried to listen to the Crusade?]
Heh, lots of Disturbed, from people who have only heard The Sickness, though there’s some intelligent posts in here, a good read, and quite a few people have some pretty objective lists, not all of these one sided “I CANNOT HAVE MY OWN TASTES” lists, you can tell they actually have their own mind about it.
*slow clap*
My entry, as the sole metal band everyone loves and I can’t stand, Linkin Park.
Great thread, VN. I would suggest doing another with the opposite topic: Bands that metalheads dig and can’t understand why everyone else seems to hate them. That would start a tremendous amount of great bashing.
bullet for my valentine
Revrant –
I’ve gone back and forth with LP over the years. In my angst-ridden, Nu-Metal phase back in 98-2000 I was really big into them when they were called “Hybrid Theory.” I thought they had some great hooks and melody lines.
Never bought Meteora, and I didn’t even want to bother with “Minutes to Midnight” until I heard “Given Up” on the radio about two months ago.
I’m going to lie; I love that fucking song. Great beat, great chorus, and Chester’s screaming on that song is amazing.
It’s amazing how my tastes shift based on what’s going on in my life at the time. Some artists just have the luck to strike when the iron is hot, I guess. :)
Volbeat.
Skidrow
Iron Maiden
Bands that use Whitechapel as an influence.
First, while im not one to force my tastes on others i MUST say this. 90% of you are fucking crazy and for all known and previously stated above reasons should stop listening to metal and its resective subgenres and go try out Jazz or Ska. You’ve all shown saddening displays of ignorance and stupidity by downplaying some of the most influential bands in Metal, PERIOD. You dont like Maiden, Sabbath, or Slayer? Why the fuck do you even listen to metal in the first place? With that out of the way, heres my list: Christ-core in general, minus Zao and LivingSacrifice. where in your book of lies, fear, nonsence, and stolen Bhuddist philosophys does it say Jesus rocks? It doesnt. Go the fuck away. Bullet For My Valentine, and these other Maiden apeing, Metallifag worshiping wannabes (yes even Trivium, who i still sit on the fence over..). Boy Bands with guitars re-hashing old original Thrash riffs for the sake of sounding cool. Job For A Cowboy. Hey kids, its called DEATH METAL, not DeathCORE. Look it up.
heh.. megadeath
For that matter any of these run of the mill death metal wannabes like The Faceless who refer to themselves as Tech Death. Listen to me: theres other better bands besides Dying Fetus, and yknow Dillinger have albums after Calculating Infinity, yeah it reinvented metal, we know. MOVE ON (that goes for the rest of you Dep fans too). Slipknot, why the hell are they still selling records? Am i right, are teenagers really getting dumber and fatter as each year passes? That cant be it, can it? Fuck me…
@The Metal Nerd
“You dont like Maiden, Sabbath, or Slayer? Why the fuck do you even listen to metal in the first place?”
You don’t get it. The fact that those bands heralded their respective genres has little bearing on whether they, in hindsight, are good (ignoring the argument of whether they actually are). For instance, why the hell would you want to fly in the Wright Brothers’ plane now? You wouldn’t. You would want to fly in the far more developed planes, planes with air conditioning, better safety mechanisms, planes that can fly long distances, planes that can carry your luggage. The Wright Bros.’ plane can’t do those things. Art isn’t much different in a lot of ways. I don’t necessarily think that caveman paintings are all that great, but hey, that’s all they could do. I personally prefer Dali, who I believe was much better.
The reason I bring this up is that many people have your same mentality–that whatever came first in popular music (non-classical, respective to the genre) ultimately should deserve more attention than anyone else that comes along and, quite frankly, does it better, or takes it in a different direction–and I honestly believe that’s a stupid assumption.
@36Thoughtless, unfortunately not everybody does look at it that way. More than a few people I know claim to like Sabbath simply because they think they have to in order to listen to metal. Li
Not sure why the Li is at the end of my post…
Dream Theater – I just don’t like their attitude. Good music, but elitist bastards.
Waking the Cadaver – No talent gimmicky hacks…. Their fanbase I think is summed up in the link below. If you like them, thats cool. I don’t.. at all.
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/brootal/index.htm
@ 36 Thoughtless:
On your thoughts about things being “new”, Black Sabbath, and cave paintings. Did you really just compare Black Sabbath to a cave painting? I don’t even know where to start so lets just start with the “new” thing. First of all I don’t know how educated you are but there is something called Logic, it is basically a list of 50 fallacies, not phalluses (so don’t confuse the two), and one of them is called “The Fallacy of Novelty” it basically states that newer is better. This is wrong. It is not true, sometimes it may be the case but the fact that you are basing your whole argument around it is just ultimately incorrect. Now that we have that out of the way lets go back to Black Sabbath. If you don’t like them fine cool that’s totally up to you. But to say that there are bands with more substance than them is just not true. They have better lyrics, better riffs, and better song structure than most of these newer bands that you seem to think are so great. And comparing this band to the Wright Brothers plane or cave paintings, what are you retarded? That is the beginning of something completely different, if you want to go to a musical beginning go to Greek Philosophy when Hermes supposedly raped a woman to make the shape of a guitar to begin music. Don’t skip generations. But you know, whatever… to each his own, that is my two cents whether you want it or not.
“should stop listening to metal and its resective subgenres and go try out Jazz or Ska.”
I’d say it’s better to listen to metal and try out jazz. There’s a world of great albums out there. Painkiller or Naked City are good places to start for metalheads. Ska is less interesting, but there’s still some pretty good stuff. And of course they invented the shaved head/Doc Martens-look.
@36Thoughtless
I don’t think you should care too much about not liking some classic metal acts, but your metaphor with the plane is stupid. A plane is supposed to serve a specific function while the “function” of art is way more complex. To think that the “function” of art can be more successfully achieved by modern means and that everything done a few years or centuries back is anachronistic is dumb.
Dream Theatre
Pink Floyd
Power Metal (The gayest sub-genre of metal ever)
Wednesday 13
Dragonforce
Disturbed (Their singer is a fucktard)
Pearl Jam
LED ZEPPELIN sucks
I absolutely hate:
Green Day
Sublime
Mindless Self Indulgence
Poison
The Used
Metallica (black album and beyond)
Marilyn Manson
Nirvana
NOFX
Bands I don’t care much for:
Finntroll
Korpiklaani
Divine Heresy
Cryptopsy w/o Lord Worm
Insane Clown Posse
Nightwish
Disturbed
Emmure
Ion Dissonance
Sevendust
(that’s all I can think of at the moment)
Slipknot.
I saw their interviews on “Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey,” and they seem like interesting guys, but their music leaves me cold. They aren’t bad, but I was never able to get excited about their songs. I’m not sure what I missed.
“I don’t think you should care too much about not liking some classic metal acts, but your metaphor with the plane is stupid. A plane is supposed to serve a specific function while the “function” of art is way more complex. To think that the “function” of art can be more successfully achieved by modern means and that everything done a few years or centuries back is anachronistic is dumb.”
@Hinckley had a vision:
You err in that I’m not arguing that older art is anachronistic, but I agree that the plane analogy was probably not the best choice. However, it’s the question of development, not of function, that I’m interested in. If you misinterpreted my aim, I apologize. I would assume that you’d agree with me in that the purpose (”function”) of art is the communication of ideas and emotions. What I’m saying is that, like the airplane has developed over to time serve its purpose in a better way, art has done, somewhat similarly, the same thing. There are more facilitators of art’s communication, and, due to its development over time, more insight into how such things can be accomplished and further pursued.
Again, looking back, I agree the plane analogy was a poor one, but I’ll reiterate my main point:
“The reason I bring this up is that many people have your same mentality–that whatever came first in popular music (non-classical, respective to the genre) ultimately should deserve more attention than anyone else that comes along and, quite frankly, does it better, or takes it in a different direction–and I honestly believe that’s a stupid assumption.”
This is the assumption I feel that I’m tackling when responding to The Metal Nerd’s comments.
Doubt anyone will see this, but here are my thoughts:
-Tool have like 4 good songs.Everyone wants to eat their cocks.Get over it.Lots of bands write long songs and take 11 years to put out albums.
-Anything with Max Cavalera.I’m one of the few people who dig Derek Green Sepultura.Max is over-rated and while I accept the importance of what he has done in the past, having only been in the metal game a few years, by the time I got into it, I already believe he pissed his credibility away.Take every good Soulfly song, and you get maybe an album.Each record has a few decent tracks and then 9 other pieces of shit.
-Iron Maiden.I’ve tried gettin into em.Thought they were amazing a few years back at Ozzfest.Just can’t get into the records.Same with Priest, although the past few months I’ve made way with the “Metal Gods.”
-Bleeding Through.They could be a decent hardcore outfit if it wasn’t for the poorly placed synths of the chick that everyone wants to feed a cock-meat sandwich.
-On a side note, I love Meshuggah, but they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over hyped.I was guilty of praising them too much, but once I realized I wasn’t alone, I backed off.
-Old Dillinger.Not nuts on it.
-In This Moment.Would be platinum by now if they put out “Beautiful Tragedy” in 2000.
-I can’t dig Led Zep.I hate to sound like an asshole, but I think the first 5 or 6 Sabbath albums just shit all over them.Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
these aren’t heavy bands, but everyone seems to love them and I don’t know why:
modest mouse
drive by truckers
red hot chili peppers
john mayer
jack johnson
no doubt (shit, any ’ska’ band for that matter)
korn
smashing pumpkins
…and i’m going to go out on a limb on this one: ozzy
killswitch. didn’t we start listening to metal to get away from all the ‘woe is me, my girlfriend doesnt love me anymore’ bullshit?
For the record, thoughtless, i backed you up in thd Tdep v disturd arguement but those fairly condisdending remarks about Sabbth and Maiden in compairison to The Wright Bros. and cave paintings, wow, kudos broham, you made my point, by makeing yourself look stupid (which you obviously arent). But I must restate this single point that most everyone agrees on, CHRISTIANS HAVE NO PLACE IN METAL! Though the more Jews the better i say.
@DeaThrash
I actually didn’t notice your comment until just now, strangely enough.
Yes, I’m well-aware of those fallacies, and there actually also happens to be one called Argumentum ad Antiquitatem (I’ll let you take a wild guess what it means), which is what I was attempting to argue against.
“And comparing this band to the Wright Brothers plane or cave paintings, what are you retarded?”
No, I wasn’t comparing Black Sabbath specifically. Generally speaking, I don’t care for older music, although Black Sabbath is an exception for me.
I agree that the plane metaphor was not good, but the cave paintings still does have merit. Cave Paintings are a basic beginning of an art form. There are beautiful in their own right, but that which developed from those paintings, such as surrealism and impressionism (eventually) is also beautiful. There is a beauty attained from development that does not necessarily outmode the old, and there is a beauty in the old that does not outmode the new.
Furthermore, the fact that cave paintings (or the humble beginnings of metal) are old and influential has little bearing on whether they can be objectively called “good.” That’s not the fallacy of novelty. If every metal band went around playing the exact same thing as Black Sabbath the same way, eventually people would look down on those bands because of their lack of development. In other words, we have an expectation of development. When someone releases a new album, we expect them to do something new or push themselves beyond their last album (unless, of course, you are a Hatebreed fan).
Black Sabbath was good for its time and was hugely influential to metal. Does that make Black Sabbath objectively good? I don’t know. But looking back from now, we say whether they were good with more clarity–the development over time I referred to earlier.
I know, looking back and review my original post, that the plane metaphor implied a different argument than the one I was actually arguing, although I do tend to prefer newer music over older music. If that’s a crime, whatever.
1. I like Hatebreeds almost mindless sort of take no shit additude twards what essecially a dead genre. Its kinda fun. Plus that never say die positivity just isnt seen in music much any longer so.and 2. yeah its your tastes, who cares. whatever.
@ 36 Thoughtless
When I was making the comment about fallacy of novelty I was saying that it sounded as though you were arguing that Black Sabbath or any other older band is not relevant purely because they are old or not “new”, but I understand where you are coming from now. However, I still enjoy Black Sabbath very much. For me there is just something about listening to them that I enjoy, and simplistic does not always mean bad. If I like it I like it, simple or not. But it is nice to see someone with an education, this must mean that you must atleast some college education and are not a 14 year old twit living with mommy and daddy. Also, look into the technique in cave paintings they were very advanced not just back then but for even now with the style, brush stroke, and the fact that it has lasted centuries… so they stand the test of time. Like Sabbath, perhaps?
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Pretty much anything *core.
I have yet to listen to a core band that doesn’t sound like a bunch of noise squeezed together into a tight package. I consider even the most brutal of death and black metal to be more artistic and musical than the noise that is core.
Call me trve cvlt necro, elitist – whatever – I still think *core sucks ass no matter how much everyone else likes it, I doubt I will ever get it.
I saw Tool mentioned a good amount and I just wanted to say I agree. I get it that their drummer is really good at triplets and their bass player can do the same riff for all of their singles. Honestly it’s not even that they don’t sound good its just that every single song they have written sounds the same, and thats a good thing at all.
System Of A Down, Serj’s solo stuff,Linkin Park, Dragonforce,, U2, Green Day, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, Bullet For My Valentine, Lacuna Coil, Jonas Brothers.
king diamond.
wait.
who doesn’t love that mustachioed corpse paint wearing falsetto wailing god?
Pink Floyd -ZZZZzzzzzzzz
The Rolling Stones never could stand them, their last album sounds just like the first
Smashing Pumpkins
Nirvana
Cradle of Filth, tried to listen to them, the vocalist sounds like his nuts are in a vice. Shudder.
Izaak: Calls David Draiman a fucktard, yet makes no mention of Dillinger Escape Plan, host to the most fucktarded front man barring Dave Mustaine.
Hilarious.
TJ: Lots of people like metal that don’t like Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, or Anthrax, IE the big thrash four, they are not metal, they’re thrash metal with sprinkling of death metal, I know it’s the second rising of “metal” and all, but it’s not metal, there are lots of people, like myself, that find more to like about older metal than metal inspired by the thrash four.
-gOD: I don’t think I’ll ever like LP, I’ve hated them upon first sight, which was their music video with the dyed hair and vampires or whatever, the lyrics remind me of a twelve year old goth trying to write poetry(I grew up in the goth era, not the emo era, sue me). They’ve honed their art to some extent, but they haven’t grown at all, and Chester somehow has surpassed Bono as the biggest douche out there, and considering he’s walking around emulating Bono(shades, MTV events and sassy attitude), that’s pretty impressive.
There’s just something that bothers me about a band that doesn’t want to grow at all, the sole thing I liked from them was specifically the video for What I’ve Done since it’s just something a metal band wouldn’t normally cover, the music itself is very “Eh”.
dimebag darrel and almost anything hes done musically….never understood why so many people go crazy over him.
shreddies: You know, judging by your recent posts you may want to just, go on back to Blabbermouth.
The whole power metal genre
…and anything with an open breakdown(aside from Unearth)
Job For A Cowboy
Nirvana
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Dillinger Escape Plan
Iron Maiden
Dream Theater
I simply… just don’t get it, no reason to NOT like them, but there is nothing there that I can latch on to.
Shadows Fall
Trivium, Dragonforce, Shadow’s Fall (after about 2 songs), Slipknot (post Iowa), and maybe I’m in the minority here, but Maiden and Priest, in spite of their influence.
blah.
My Chemical Romance – People keep trying to get me into them based on whatever the INCREDIBLE song of the moment is… Just not into it.
Biomechanical – By all rights, this should be awesome. And yet I fail to find any joy in their interpretation of a genre.
Blinded Colony – Might just be me being elitist w/o even knowing it, but it’s all of the aspects that I can’t handle in recent In Flames releases and none of the historical greatness.
Dragonforce – I tried… I really did.
So it’s back to Arsis, Novembers Doom, and Himsa for this guy. Having a comfort zone isn’t a bad thing.
avenged sevenfold….i dont dig the whole ‘religious analogy’ vibe of thier old stuff…. and now, hey! sold out! oh…and death metal, in general. double bass-ing your little heart out does not make you a good drummer. sorry.
oh…. and im a huge fan of tool, mastodon, iron maiden… priest…
Iron Maiden
Seriously, where’s the draw?
And Dying Fetus, they are piss poor.
Meh-tallica, despite playing guitar in a thrash metal band, and Neurosis, despite loving Isis more than my own mother.
Judas Priest as well.
Metallica, the biggest piece of shit on the planet
Rammstein
System of a down
The sword
Dragonforce
Black stone cherry
ACDC
Metallica’s Black Album And Justice For All. It’s commonly agreed that everything AFTER the Black Album sucks a fat one, but for some reason these two are often considered the last good Metallica albums. In my opinion, Metallica died with Cliff. And Justice had no structure to it whatsoever and extremely flat production. I wipe my ass with The Black Album so regularly it should be called The Brown Album.
Slayer- Awesome? Absolutely. The most innovative, original, talented, evil, ass-kicking, unholy metal band every to grace this foul earth? Absolutely not.
Morbid Angel after Blessed Are The Sick. Their first two albums are so vicious, but then I guess Azagoth ate too much acid. He spun way too far out into the astral planes of Uhulodis or something and forgot how to write nasty riffs.
Lamb of God’s Sacrament. I don’t know why nobody cried sellout on this one. They completely changed their sound for this record. Gone were the constantly acrobatic leads and tempo changes. Randy Blythe emulates Phil Anselmo’s persona and voice for the entire album which is infuriating. Starting with Burn The Priest he established himself as one of the most talented and unique metal throats of all time, and then he had to go and throw it away by mimicing one of his idols. For some reason no one seemed to notice the drastic drop in quality and obvious sales-minded decisions made by the band.
Nirvana. I will never understamd why a band with such an empty message, such meaningless lyrics, such a grating frontman, and such lack of musical prowess managed to make themselves into rock and roll legends. Oh right, poor Kurt shot himself. It’s too bad he did, because I would have loved to watch Nirvana crash and burn in a spectacular fashion instead of going out quick and painless.
I know they don’t even know what metal is but I have to mention that U2 makes some absolutely hideous noise.
Job For A Cowboy. I want to listen to something new, not rummage through the death metal recycling.
DREAM THEATER. This is a huge one for me. The ultimate example of technical prowess swallowing up real musicianship and shitting out colorless songs. I had the immense misfortune of watching them live once. If your idea of a rock show is standing around a room and yawning for 2 AND A HALF HOURS, go see Dream Theater.
This is a sweet thread, you should start an opposite thread. Bands you love who everyone shits on.
DRAGONFORCE.
I can’t FUCKING STAND them. Ugh. As a guitarist, as a songwriter, as a lyricist, EVERYTHING they do makes me want to beat my head on a wall. As of 12/26/08, they’ve rehashed their song (yes, singular, one song) what, 86 times now?
EVERYTHING. SOUNDS. EXACTLY. THE. SAME.
No experimentation, no progression in their sound, no growth, NOTHING.
And yet, you get the all the little Guitar Hero kids going “ZOMG THEY PLAY REALLY FAST!!!” Whoop de fucking do. Talent does not equal skill. Playing fast does not equal good songs. WRITE a solo. One with feeling, emotion, a real MELODY, not just the same overused, formulaic fret-tapping and such. Try something different, and by different, I don’t mean “let’s get drunk, hit our guitars with random stuff, find out what makes funki noisez that sounds like videogame music, give them shitty names like the “Elephant noise” or the “Motorbike noise” then put them fucking EVERYWHERE in our songs for no good reason!!!” UGH.
As for the drums, using the same 1&2e&3&4e& hyperactive beat in EVERYTHING is not a substitute for fitting the music, creativity, or technicality. Once again, playing fast does not equal good songs.
Not to mention the lyrics… For a fun game, play “Let’s count how many different songs he says “far away,” “fire,” or “flames” in!” It’s very interesting. Unlike the lyrics as a whole. Rather than write about something, you know, MEANINGFUL, he writes about cheesy shit like dragons, warriors, and battles and tries WAY TOO HARD to seem epic. I’m sorry, bud, but it’s all been done before. You’re nothing new. You’re meaningless. Take your high, cliched power metal voice and grab-bag of lyrics and cliches and get the hell out of here. Thanks!
And now for the live show… THEY CAN’T PULL OFF THE SOLOS. You doubt it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5iFoX9TCb0&feature=related
Not to mention the ENTIRE BAND are just tools.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPp9rImK670&feature=related
Now THAT sounded lovely. Good God, learn to play guitar. And hey, why don’t you add a little MORE reverb?
And theyre COMPLETELY wasted during live shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtqTuGY9C6g&feature=related
And now, the prestigious award for Most Overrated Band Of All Time goes to…
Dragonforce!
All i have to say about them, is UGH……….
*kills self with rusty spoon*
Gojira. And it isn’t just because they’re French. And yes, I’ve heard their music. It’s about as amazing as Meshuggah. :P
Metalcore/Deathcore.
It all sounds like they took the elements of Metal and just went “FUCK YOU, WE DON’T CARE IF ITS GOOD OR NOT, GENRES SUCK ANYWAY.”
Faggots…
Miley Cyrus
The Jonas Brothers
Honestly, no lie : AC/DC
It’s too.. bland.
Jesus Christ, i mean how many songs in their whole inventory have the word “rock” or “rocking” or “rock’n'roll” in the title. I mean, write something with a meaning, or a story. Don’t get me wrong, I like quite a bit of their stuff, but they are THE most overrated band ever. The most overrated band in metal alone: Metallica (but at least I like Metallica). Megadeth so pwns them. I mean every1 knows that: 1) Dave Mustaine IS Megadeth, he does lead vocals, lead and rythm guitar, songwriting and is the founder of the band. 2) Kill ‘Em All is the best Metallica album. 3) Kill ‘Em All had Dave Mustaine on vocals. THEREFORE, Dave Mustaine > Metallica –> Dave Mustaine = Megadeth –>
Megadeth > Metallica. And that’s my heavy metal equation.
@Michael H. Sorryto burst your bubble but Mustaine never did more than backing vocals for Metallica. Hetfield was their vocalist even on Kill Em All. Dave played lead and it can be argued, as Mustaine himself does, that he taught James how to play rhythm guitar. Mustaine did alot of songwriting on Kill ‘Em All and there were some of his left overs on Ride The Lightenig too. Master of Puppets was the first Mustaine free Metallica album and arguably their best. I love Mustaine but don’t make his head any bigger by giving him credit for something he didn’t do.
Nothing that hasn’t been said already, but here’s my opinion anyway:
Disturbed
Metallica
The Rolling Stones
dragonforce (they completely suck anus and don’t even deserve capitalization)
10 Years
H.I.M.
Tool
Arch Enemy
Cannibal Corpse
Job For A Cowboy
Behemoth
Trivium (were once pretty good, especially on Ascendancy, but The Crusade killed it)
Amon Armoth (I’m not positive I spelled that right)
Death
Iced Earth
Apocalyptica
Green Day
Nickleback
^Amon Amarth is the spelling. :)
Anyways, here are some of my main, obvious choices:
Lamb Of God
Tool
Rage Against The Machine
Limp Bizkit
Dragonforce
and any glam metal band
I read through most of these posts, and I am simply shocked to not find the first name that rose to my mind:
Manowar. Dear god, kill me now. Every metalhead I know sucks Manowar’s cock, and for the life of me I just cannot stop laughing whenever one of their songs comes on. Read the “101 rules for power metal” if you don’t know why I find them so humorous.
Beyond that, I would most definitely have to say Velvet Revolver. The original GN’R guys kick ass, but Slither was a shit record, through and through, yet because it was a superband, everyone fell all over it.
Next up, Jane’s Addiction. Worst. Voice. Ever.
And finally, we close with Foo Fighters. Yes, Dave Grohl is a lot more legit than he seems, but Foo Fighters is one of the most detestable bands I have come across. Singing louder does not make you sound angry and legit, just stupid and annoying.
I heartily agree with Manowar. Personally I think they’re hilarious but the band aren’t in on the joke.
Ozzy solo blows, yes even the ones with the overrated Randy Rhodes. Too happy and sappy for me I guess.
Children Of Boredom
Dream Theatre = soulless prog
Lamb Of God = meh
Nightwish – the first time I heard these clowns I burst out laughing. Operatic? No, just crappy.
Hatebreed – just shut up please, don’t like the retard screaming about his mommy and daddy
Korn – see Hatebreed above but replace screaming with whining.
Def Leppard – from their Led Zeppelin ripped off name to Joe Elliot’s godawful voice to their rhythmless music to their shrill background vocals they suck, suck, suck. Pop metal blows.
As does Hair Metal.
Trivium, Slayer, Lamb of God, Megadeth, Hatebreed, Manowar, Dragonforce, Job For A (Brokeback Mountain) Cowboy, Behemoth, Deicide, 3 Inches of Blood. I know there’s more, but this all I can think of.
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Nirvana
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
Black Sabbath
Nickelback
Disturbed
Tool
U2
Dillinger Escape Plan
Bullet For My Valentine
Daughtry
Smashing Pumpkins
Flogging Molly
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Radiohead
Coldplay
Primus
Nine Inch Nails
System of a Down
Live
Rage Against the Machine
Gojira-I just don’t get them.
AC/DC-How do people even like this band?
I am late to the party but fuck it:
KORN – awful, awful, nu metal bullshit. please go away forever.
Hatebreed – I don’t have a real problem with this band, but I find them very average. They sound like many, many other bands and Jamey Jasta has a very forgettable, generic voice. I have seen them live 3 times and have been unimpressed everytime.
Pink Floyd
Lamb of God
Nickelback
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Lifehouse
System of a Down
Mars Volta
Led Zeppelin
Pantera – not saying dime isnt a good guitar player, but phil anselmo is a terrible singer/lyricist/meathead that ruins the music. drummer sucks too.
Lamb of God – dont have too much to say about them besides meh.
Metallica’s “…And Justice for All” – I just do not understand what people see in this album. I love the prior three to death, but i just cannot get through anything past the title track (which does kick solid ass though)
Agree with the Tool mentions, couple good songs, buncha filler.
Led Zeppelin – Achilles Last Stand, Immigrant Song, and a few others are awesome songs, great drummer, bass player wrote a bunch of cool shit too, the straight forward rockers (Whole Lotta Love, Black Dog, etc.) just dont do anything for me.
Killswitch Engage – BORING emo bullshit
Disturbed – Its incredibly embarassing to admit now, but i actually owned their first album. If i had a time machine i would go back and kick my own ass.
Children of Bodom-Not even Alexi Laiho’s guitar solos can save this band from their screeching singer and mediocre riffs.
Led Zeppelin-I’m totally with you, dthrasher, I’m sure in the late 70’s when zeppelin was doing something new and interesting it was monumental. But it’s before my time and just doesn’t stand up to anything today, imo.
Pig Destroyer-because there is more to metal than playing so fast you can’t distinguish which instrument is which.
Primus/Phish/Disco Biscuits, or any other band that wears no shoes on stage.-I have so many friends that are into this shit, and I just can’t tolerate it. It all sounds like jams I’d have during guitar class in high school.
Bullet For My Valentine-I don’t think I need to explain myself there.
Have to agree with Tool, I could never get into them for some odd reason.
protest the hero
meshuggah
cynic
essentially any prog band that uses the same annyoing guitar sound
gojira is cool though
Hate Eternal. I’m actually pissed off that I don’t like ‘em.
I could get killed for this in some places but here goes.
IRON MAIDEN!!
Sorry but I can’t stand it.
Newer stuff.
Dark Tranquility
Don’t know y but his vocals (not that he can’t grawl) don’t fit the tunes.
CRADLE OF FILTH no no no please no I hate them.
As I lay dying
iron maiden
the devil wears prada
msi
dying fetus
deicide
lamb of god
job for a cowboy
slayer
metallica
all that remains
arch enemy
in flames
machine head
behold.. the arctopus
Attack Attack
Forever the sickest kids
The Offspring
Queens of the Stone age
Pixies
korn (new)
slipknot
spineshank
and definetly cradle of filth. and children of bodom. and cannibal corpse. and napalm death.
@Rawls
Good call on The Pixies…forgot them
you guys named every band that I hate and almost every band that I love…so I’m just not going to suggest anything!
I did read something about Phil Anselmo’s vocals. How can you say he sucks? He is a very well rounded vocalist.
my band that everyone around me likes that i dont though?
aborted, i dont know wat it is about them but i just dont feel it
this is to anyone who doesnt like cannibal corpse
i will go out of my way to let you kiss the tip of my dick
they are the fathers of modern death metal whether you like it or not
if u dont like death metal…..ok
and cradle of filth, theyre fucking garbage
@andre… i love death metal, but i love GOOD BANDS such as… veil of maya, born of osiris, suicide silence, the faceless, all shall perish, abbacab, this time its war, burning the masses, etc.
^^^ THOSE ARE ALL BANDS THAT I LOVE NOT HATE.
Bring me the Horizon is fucking garbage.
let’s see here… three inches of blood
i could never really get into any gothic stuff with a couple exceptions. i couldn’t really do in flames either, i don’t think they live up to the hype that they get, at least not anymore. Paradise Lost…i’ve been trying but they can’t phase me
Bal-Sagoth, Cannibal Corpse, i couldn’t do hellyeah either, i mean its just pantera but without any of the good parts (wow the drummer of pantera. i mean i hate to say it , and i’m a drummer as well, but he wasn’t what made pantera so good, so putting him in band isn’t gonnna relive their glory)
slayer, pantera, metallica, megadeth, children of bodom, black sabbath with dio.
just can’t get into them.
Seriously where are all these people that hate mastodon? favorite band idk.
anyways -
neurosis,in flames,megadeth,behold the arctopus (it comes on shuffle and im like what the fuck is that noise!…oh its somthin about an arctopus.)
Behold.. The Arctopus’s guitarist (not the lead one that plays that 20 string warlord shit or watever its called) but the other one is a very talented musician. Just the sound of their music and the image of the frontman is horrid.
OPETH
OPETH
OPETH
Never felt any of their music.
Saw them live and caught some zzz’s.
I’m not really sure what the definition of “shoegaze” is, but if I had to guess, it would be Opeth. Everybody else seems to swear by them for some reason.
Oh, and Led Zeppelin on principle. I’m so sick of defending myself about how much I hate these guys. Not metal, I know, but still… fuck. I hate everything about them.
Black Sabbath, I fucking worship them for what they’ve done for metal, but I just can’t listen to their music and not get bored. Guns N Roses, ugh, Axl’s voice. Dragonforce, I can hear the same thing for free just by standing in an arcade. DISTURBED FUCKING SUCK. They’re the poser metal-heads band. Not metal, Nirvana and Sublime, just because someone in the band dies doesn’t make them a good band. If one of the Jonas Brothers died, I would be fuckin popping open champagne bottles and throwin a party. Finally, Beatles and Rolling Stones=boring.
hey rammstein FUCK YOU Rammstein sucks fucking cock. sublime and nirvana are so fucking good if you knew anyhting about music youde realize that.
Hey Rawls, calm down dude, I thought this thread was about voicing your opinion, not getting pissed off at others. I just don’t like Sublime and Nirvana, no need to get pissed off. Even though you don’t like Rammstein I respect your opinion however strongly I disagree with it.
Not really metal bands, but probably the two worst bands in the world for me are:
2.The fucking Rolling Stones=GAY
1. A band I am embarassed to say I liked for the a while, but are the epitome of mediocre mainstream music. NICKELBACK. what was I thinking????
Korn
Rage aganst the machine
Jonas brothers
A7X
Deep purple
Tokio hotel
Linkin park
slipknot
Nikleback
/\ At rawls – Ill give you that. I like the guy who plays the guitar and not the other dude, also theyre drummer is a bad ass, that dude and that giant stick fuckin could ruin anyones sound though. (behold the arctopus)
1 to slipknot and korn, i dont get it. and if i ever have to hear “joey jordison is the best drummer ever” again……..imma go on a killing rampage.
The Ting Tings
MGMT
Babyshambles…
Pretty much anythin’ you’d find in NME (Worst Magazine EVER!!!) and not in Kerrang!
Also… Gallows & The Gaslight Anthem.
saving abel…everyone at my school seems to like them or at least their song “addicted”
ac/dc…so sick of them, they seem too commercial anymore and constantly played on the radio uhhh
Fuck Manowar
I must say, I’m surprised that I’ve only seen King’s X come up once. Granted, this is a Metal site, but I know VN likes King’s X.
Lamb of God – Sub-pantera.
Protest The Hero – I really tried, but that vocalist sucks awfully.
Dream Theater – “Look how i play so well…”. Good for you.
Power Metal – Enough said.
Morbid Angel – Bleh.
Carcass – Bleh.
Hell, i forgot Slipknot. I really dont understand the hype.
- Just about any power metal band that is not Nightwish.
- Neurosis
- Mayhem
- Burzum
- Darkthrone
bring me the horizon – all these stupid kids going ‘!!11!omfg so br00t4l, they’re the best deathmetal band EVER’… no. just seriously NO they are fucking not. horrendous crap, and shitty idiotic front man.
opeth – puts to me sleep too easily. and it was not what i was expecting
unearth – some reason i cant actually be bothered to listen to them. maybe i’ll try again
machine head – eh… i listened to ‘halo’ started off alright and then was just like urgh.
slipknot – its just mediocre music for the common man
stupid scene bands, a lot of the new shit that is put in to different ‘core’ genres that all dress to impress i try and listen to them but they just make me want to punch a cat just to hear some sort of sound that is remotely better than the crap they keep excreting.
and ppl need to stop shitting on protest, the vocalist did make me cringe at first, i don’t know why but i now love it, maybe it seems a little cheesy, but most of the ppl i know who listens to them, said that the voice grew on them. i know … i know, it’s been said, but listen to them again and again till you like them, (sorry to shove my musical tastes on to you.) or you could listen to their instrumental fortress album which excludes the vocalist.
Isis – way too jangly
A Perfect Circle – like Tool but more conventional and boring, though their first album was OK
Mudvayne – did impress live, their bassist was awesome, but the rest of the music ruins it
Opeth – boring and overindulgent
Faith No More – don’t dislike them, they have a few good songs, but don’t get why everyone thinks they’re so great
In Flames – pop music with distorted guitars
Lacuna Coil – pop music with distorted guitars and an attractive woman singing
Lamb Of God – just one more metalcore band
Slipknot – nu-metal by the numbers with the odd emo-vocal interlude. WTF?
Limp Bizkit – single handedly killed the fine genre that was rap metal
Papa Roach – copied the band that single handedly killed the fine genre that was rap metal, and not very well
Trivium – OK, most of my friends don’t like them either but I really don’t get what people like about them. The music’s not too bad but the ‘core vocals just ruin it completely!
Lamb of God isn’t metalcore dipshit.
slipknot(garbage),
atreyu(cry and suck at the same time!),
killswitch,
bury your dead(wtf! I saw this band at ozzfest a few years back. they like to preform with 500 nobody’s standing around on the stage. their image and music is so ridiculous. God damn i hate hardcore)
cannibal corpse most overrated band of all time….pure death metal shit with bullshit vocals and unheavy music
faith no more also……tell me what their appeal is?
Opeth
Meshuggah
Tool
^^^These bands, I understand why people like them but… they just bore the shit out of me. I can’t get into them.
Dragonforce on the other hand… is just shit on an english muffin. Ugh. Die already.
Thanks for letting me vent, MetalSucks.
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I love every band that was listed on here and every band you like too.
Does that make me dumb, open-minded, a fag, a doosh, or something else entirely?
oh except for lil wayne.
mainstream rap sucks
People can dislike Opeth….? Since when? ..<3 Opeth…
bands I dislike..
Slayer
Pantera
Slipknot..
Respect…but thats about it..
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No I have to agree with the Rawlmeister, Rammstein is a little effed, mainly because he’s calling Black Sabbath’s music boring while sporting the name Rammstein, one of the worst and most obnoxious bands to ever exist.
Jeez, I didn’t mean to offend anyone, I thought we were just supposed to put the bands we don’t like on here, not rip on other people. If you don’t like Rammstein Revrant, that’s fine its your opinion, but dont get pissed at me.
rolling stones, kiss, acdc, the beatles, pink floyd….there is seriously not enough space in this little box for all the bands that people everywhere idolize and that i just can’t wrap my head around why……..
This is pure comedy.
You kids seem to hate everything(?)!
I have hated slipknot from day one, but you have all mentioned bands that I love like atreyu, in flames(Episode 666, guitar makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!) , A7X(Not ONE bad song, guitar is immense) , children of bodom (although I agree with someone who said that the vocals are not really up there…..) and I think someone mentioned NoFX (Saw them live last week and I am not ashamed to say I worship them) I know they weren’t mentioned but what has happened to ACH since one of them died? They fell off my radar anyway….War of Art was very promising.
I can’t believe people are actually even bothering to mention Miley Cyrus, she kind of sums up what is wrong with the world today.
Others I dislike include(but are not limited to..)
Killswitch engage
Pantera
Smashing Pumpkins (Not even vaguely metal but still shit)
Metallica (Overpriced and big egos)
Gojira (Absolute nonsense)
Gojira is great. And atreyu and avenged seven fold are both garbage. Grow up and listen to real music.
Metallica
Megadeath
Slipknot
Rage Against The Machine
Dragonforce
Why does it sound like everyone hates metal in this thread? lol just alot of metal hating in general here fuck you all!
Uh……
Don’t like Cannibal Corpse. A couple of my buddies seem to love Brujeria but Christ are they stupid. Also could never get into Van Halen.
nevermore
nirvana (like em, have all their albums…just HATE the hype!)
darkest hour
underoath
electric wizard
mastodon
genesis
dio (or anything with dio)
elvis
lacuna coil (christina is hot, just never listened to them much)
VAN HAGAR
burzum
generic death metal in which ALL SONGS sound EXACTLY ALIKE
same with black metal….
i want some DIVERSITY.
god forbid are awful… i have no idea why you guys dig them at all… same over emphasized yell over the same 3 or 4 note breakdowny riff… snoozefest.
oh, and IWABO probably sound like what the woman that died trying to use a jackhammer as a dildo… look it up.
this thread is so long.
i don’t like any of the bands mentioned. haha.
for me.. the beatles, lynard skynard, morissey, the smiths, david bowie, queen.. none of this is exactly metal but they’re bands that everyone goes nuts over and i’m just assuming now that they’re all just jumping on the bandwagon.
pretty much any band that is played on the radio.
have respect for most of the band as musicians but the style of vocals is real big thing for me when trying to listen to a band and i know people are going to call me insane but hey this is just my ears
iron maiden
Megadeth
dream theater
dragon force
iced earth
god forbid,i just cant get into them for some reason
queen
killswitch engage
three inches of blood
cradle of filth
Shadows Fall
motorhead
Cryptopsy
and pretty much any power metal or that style of singing
and now bands i hate and do not respect
Him
sublime
ax7
kings of leon
the mars volta
cold play
hollywood undead
limp bizkit
attack attack
311
bleeding through
korn
linkin park
disturbed
theory of a dead man
nickleback
Guns & Roses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and pretty much all hair metal
modest mouse
alot of the scenecore emocore moshcore or whatever you want to call it
probly all pop music
green day
omg this could take all day so i give up
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