Comments on: 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:54:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: KristenR http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-221247 KristenR Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:03:09 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-221247 A Thousnad Times Repent. Thats where you wanna be! Awesome band. A Thousnad Times Repent.
Thats where you wanna be!

Awesome band.

]]> By: Large Jockstrap Mark V? http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-171486 Large Jockstrap Mark V? Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:57:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-171486 mick mick mars did run, sometimes mick mick mars did run, sometimes

]]> By: Anthony http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-107034 Anthony Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:29:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-107034 95. should say HellYeah, not Heaven and Hell. 95. should say HellYeah, not Heaven and Hell.

]]> By: Anthony http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-105983 Anthony Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:45:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-105983 95 (or whatever fucking number we're on). A tour featuring Down and Heaven and Hell. 96. Another Rammstein tour in North America. 97. Brian "Head" Welch speak publicly about anything other than playing in and/or leaving Korn. 95 (or whatever fucking number we’re on). A tour featuring Down and Heaven and Hell.
96. Another Rammstein tour in North America.
97. Brian “Head” Welch speak publicly about anything other than playing in and/or leaving Korn.

]]> By: Dick Thunder http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-98329 Dick Thunder Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:14:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-98329 Headbangers ball actually playing extreme metal and not shitty metalcore/screamo. Headbangers ball actually playing extreme metal and not shitty metalcore/screamo.

]]> By: Brandon http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97560 Brandon Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:27:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97560 Heaven and Hell on Ozzfest... Heaven and Hell on Ozzfest…

]]> By: Joe http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97374 Joe Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:36:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97374 Didn't ozzy run like 6 miles in an episode of the osbournes. Not that I'm saying I watched it. *awkward silence Didn’t ozzy run like 6 miles in an episode of the osbournes.

Not that I’m saying I watched it.

*awkward silence

]]> By: hornet09 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97331 hornet09 Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:53:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97331 dude that one on Suecof was funny an d harsh at the same time. AWESOME dude that one on Suecof was funny an d harsh at the same time. AWESOME

]]> By: manny http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97319 manny Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:21:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97319 94. ...grammar check or proofreading being employed on 'top' lists. 94. …grammar check or proofreading being employed on ‘top’ lists.

]]> By: Erin Carter http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97294 Erin Carter Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:47:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97294 Elync Says: August 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm 61. Me ever receiving the album I won on Metalsucks’ “Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week” Ahem Ahem. Ha Ha, i had to laugh at this because I agree...Ahem Ahem. Won one months ago and never got mine either. Elync Says:

August 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
61. Me ever receiving the album I won on Metalsucks’ “Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week” Ahem Ahem.

Ha Ha, i had to laugh at this because I agree…Ahem Ahem. Won one months ago and never got mine either.

]]> By: Gabexmosh http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97202 Gabexmosh Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:50:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97202 Re: Shiv The fact that #74 is true makes me sad as hell. Re: Shiv

The fact that #74 is true makes me sad as hell.

]]> By: Duck Bills http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97174 Duck Bills Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:58:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97174 Re: 73. Ludicra, DUH. Also, "enemyofgod72 Says: "Black metal bands stop wearing corpse paint" Where in the hell have you been for the last fifteen years? Re: 73. Ludicra, DUH.

Also,
“enemyofgod72 Says:
“Black metal bands stop wearing corpse paint”

Where in the hell have you been for the last fifteen years?

]]> By: Dean http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97084 Dean Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:14:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97084 Metallica ever producing a half decent album again...oh and how about something WE MIGHT SEE..TRIVIUM IN A GANGBANG WITH METALLICA.....BAREBACK!!!! Metallica ever producing a half decent album again…oh and how about something WE MIGHT SEE..TRIVIUM IN A GANGBANG WITH METALLICA…..BAREBACK!!!!

]]> By: dvmetallica http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97055 dvmetallica Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:19:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97055 92. Slash stops drinking vodka 93. Dimebag Darrell, Freddy Mercury and Kieth Moon start a new supergroup trio RIP 92. Slash stops drinking vodka
93. Dimebag Darrell, Freddy Mercury and Kieth Moon start a new supergroup trio RIP

]]> By: FleischBerg http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-97026 FleischBerg Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:06:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-97026 91. a SUCCESFULL Limp Bizkit comeback 91. a SUCCESFULL Limp Bizkit comeback

]]> By: BUZZGRINDER » Morning Buzz: H20, Panic at the Disco, Mayhem Festival http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-96957 BUZZGRINDER » Morning Buzz: H20, Panic at the Disco, Mayhem Festival Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:01:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-96957 [...] Glad we managed to (somehow) stay off the 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD list. Though #50… [...] [...] Glad we managed to (somehow) stay off the 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD list. Though #50… [...]

]]> By: bob fossil http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-96946 bob fossil Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:06:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-96946 90.Kirk Hammett finally growing a pair and Telling James and Lars to go fuck themselves. 90.Kirk Hammett finally growing a pair and Telling James and Lars to go fuck themselves.

]]> By: Errol http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-96877 Errol Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:47:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-96877 LMFAO this owns 50 Ways To Annoy A Metalhead LMFAO this owns 50 Ways To Annoy A Metalhead

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-96849 enemyofgod72 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:08:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-96849 Metallica recording the Unforgiven III - OH shit they just did that MTVs Headbanger's Ball actually playing something worth hearing/seeing Glenn Benton becomes a televangelist Brittany Spears making her comeback with Cookie Monster vocals(though it may be cool) Dani Filth blowing Bam Magera -- I may have spoke too soon on this one Slayer new album -- Raining ABBA In League With Satan: The Broadway Musical Lamb of God go christian - release "Walk With Me and Jesus" Black metal bands stop wearing corpse paint and finally ... Lars Ulrich turns down $5 from his own child for an autograph --File under will never happen! Metallica recording the Unforgiven III – OH shit they just did that
MTVs Headbanger’s Ball actually playing something worth hearing/seeing
Glenn Benton becomes a televangelist
Brittany Spears making her comeback with Cookie Monster vocals(though it may be cool)
Dani Filth blowing Bam Magera — I may have spoke too soon on this one
Slayer new album — Raining ABBA
In League With Satan: The Broadway Musical
Lamb of God go christian – release “Walk With Me and Jesus”
Black metal bands stop wearing corpse paint
and finally …
Lars Ulrich turns down $5 from his own child for an autograph –File under will never happen!

]]> By: -gODGRINDER- http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/01/50-things-we-are-not-likely-to-ever-see-or-hear-in-the-metal-world/#comment-96840 -gODGRINDER- Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:40:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6156#comment-96840 #29 Ouch. Harsh, but fair. #29

Ouch.

Harsh, but fair.

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