OH-PUN FLAME BBQ CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME METAL PRIZE PACK!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 at 3:03pm by

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Are you down with the BBQ nation? MetalSucks, Nonelouder and BITPOM.com are teaming up to offer you three awesome metal prize packages featuring Graveyard BBQ’s latest CD Greatest Hits Volume II and a shitload of other awesome records. The MetalSucks prize pack also includes:

Filter – Anthems for the damned
Kataklysm – Prevail
Sepultura – The Best of Sepultura
Early Man – Closing In
The Sword – Gods Of The Earth

All you have to do to win is post a comment with a barbecue or grill related pun based on a metal band name, album, or song. Some examples:

Rack of Lamb of God
Grillswitch Engage
The End of Heartburn

MetalSucks, Nonelouder and BITPOM.com are each offering different, unique prize packages, and one winner will be chosen from each. So be sure to enter on all three sites. Good duck — errr, good luck!

Check out Graveyard BBQ’s sick video for “The Clothes That Makes the Man” after the jump.

  • http://cultclassicmoviereview.blogspot.com You Don’t Know Me

    Sirloin Green [Soilent Green]

  • Erin Carter

    Human Hamstract
    Char-Coal Chamber
    Meatallica
    Velvet Rotisserie
    Hamzig

  • Erin Carter

    Dimmu Burger

  • http://noyokono.blogspot.com noyokono

    GRILLING JOKE

  • Erin Carter

    Pantera-Re Inventing The Grill

  • Jason Landry

    Swallow the Bun
    Between the Rotisseried and Me

  • Malacoda

    Deicide – Insinerateham
    Suffocation – Bind Torture Grill
    Overgrill
    Lamb of God – More Time to Grill

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

    Pantera – The Great Southern TrendGrill
    DevilDriver – The Furry Animal in a BBQ’ers Pan
    Toxic BBQSauce (Toxic Holocaust)
    Cannibal Corpse – Steak Smashed Potato
    Municipal Waste – The Art of Grilling

  • Will

    Megadeth – Grillin’s My Business…and Business is Good!

  • vitruvianApe

    Run to the Grills
    Burn the Feast

  • tim

    13th step to grilling (13th step)
    BBQ grilled cake (cake)
    Rotisseried zebrahead (zebrahead)
    marinated grilled Phish (Phish)

  • tyler09

    Forever In Teryaki

  • http://myspace.com/kristinahaswings Princess

    every time you post about this band i die a little inside

  • bucketochicken

    Fire On High – Blessed Cajun Blackened Wings
    Gastodon…?
    Slather – Seasonings in the Abyss
    Behamoth – Slaves Shall Serve (dinner)
    Carcass – Carne Forge
    Barbecueklok – Briefcase Full of Cutlets
    Helmeat – Meattime
    Solefry
    On Flames – Food for the Gods
    Sepulturkeyburger
    Strapping Young Lamb
    Watch Them Diet – Basted Soy
    Opituary Florida Pit BBQ

  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    Through The Ashes of Charcoal Briquets
    (through the ashes of empires)

    Meatallica – Ride the Lambchop

    Steak of Euphoria
    (state of Euphoria)

    Meatvayne – Grill, I Oughtta
    (mudvayne – kill, I Oughtta)

    Sauced, Rare and Smoked
    (Stripped, Raped and Strangled”

    The Wolf is Charred
    (the wolf is loose)

  • gigi

    Cannibal Corpse- I Cum BBQ sauce

  • bucketochicken

    Fire On High – Blessed Blackened Wings
    Helmeat – Meattime
    Sepulturkeyburger
    Barbecueklok – Briefcase Full of Cutlets
    Watch Them Diet – Basted Soy
    Slather – Seasonings in the Abyss
    Um, Gastodon? Ugh. That sucks. Sorry.
    On Flames – Food For the Gods
    Carcass – Carne Forge
    GWAR – Meat Sandwich (ok, not a pun, but still…)
    Strapping Young Lamb
    Solefry
    Char Symmetry
    Boysetsfire (to grill meat on)
    Behamoth – Slaves Shall Serve Dinner

  • JW Gacy

    The Grillin-n-Stir Steak Plan

    Project: Filleting Fish

    AkerColeman

    The Blackened Ahi Murder

    Burnt by the Bun

    Madder Marinated

    Municipal Baste

    At The Grills

    Pork Floyd

    Steak Eternal

    Minced Earth

  • John

    Korn on the Cob(Korn)
    BBQ Food for the Gods-In Flames are hot dogs(In Flames Song as well as the Band name DOUBLE POINTS!!!)
    char-Coal(Mudvayne)

  • JW Gacy

    correct email for post above, if I didn’t disqualify myself for taking all of the good ideas.

  • Harris

    All Shall Relish

  • TJ

    Epicuredmeat (Epicurean)

    Iron Maiden- the Number of the Grilled Chicken Breast (NOTB)

    Metallica- Jump in the Firepit (Jump in the Fire)

    The Haunted- Charcoal Fracture (Soul Fracture)

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Jason

    Side of Korn
    Mushroomburgerhead
    Megagrill
    Grillknot
    Alice In The Backyard (Alice In Chains for those of you that didn’t get that)
    Nine Inch Burgers
    Stone Sweet And Sour Sauce

  • Gibbo

    As I Lay Frying

  • Ryd1ZZ

    Bun of Osiris

  • FleischBerg

    Overgrill(Overkill)

  • Firemonster

    Down – “Roasts Along the Mississippi”

    Pantera – “I’m Smoken”

    Protest the Hero – “Heretics & Grillers”

    Rage Against the Machine – “Grilling in the Name”

    All That Remains – “The Weak Grilled”

    Soundgarden – “Charcoal Sun”

  • canea

    Grilled Chicken of Bodom

  • Firemonster

    The Grillinger Escape Plan

  • Firemonster

    As I Filet Dying
    Queens of the T-Bone Age
    August Burns Redmeat

  • Firemonster

    Bullet for My Salty Brine

  • Johnny Death

    I’ll have mine 80′s style! spicy Saigon Kick chicken, roasted on Hanoi Rocks

  • Firemonster

    Lamb of God – “Terror & Hubris in the Porterhouse of Frank Pollard”
    Avenged Sevenfold – “A Griddle Piece of Heaven”

  • Firemonster

    Iron Marinaden

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Killswitch Engage -Alive Or Just Preheating
    Soulfly – Baby Back To The Primitive
    Devildriver -The Last Prime Rib
    Bovine Heresy
    Lamb Of God – As The Venison Burns
    Superloin Ritual
    Down – Bury Meat In Smoke
    Pantera – Mouth For Pork
    Slipknot – Volume 3: The Subliminal Burgers
    The Haunted Made Me Skewer It
    Metallica – St. Angus
    Iroastedabearonce
    Chimaira – The Impossibility Of Seasoning

  • metalanus

    Testameat

  • metalanus

    Protest No Beer-o

  • bucketochicken

    Bleeding Through – The Truth is you need to cook it longer
    Vealhaul
    Ham of Misfortune
    Khanate a burger
    Sikthkebab

  • http://failsaferock.com bmwtech

    Kingsford-X

  • Dress to Depress

    Opeth–Blackwater Pork
    Meshuggah–Cutletsphere
    Pantera–Vulgar Display of Poultry
    Pig Destroyer–Phantom Lamb
    Slayer–Grill Hates Us All
    These Arms Are Steaks

    And of course…. Marinade Manson

  • Malacoda

    The Black Dahlia Burger

  • bison

    Cavelera Consada

  • Malacoda

    Machine Head – Burn My Fries
    Necrophagist – The Grillborn One
    Thy Will Be (Well) Done
    At the Gates – Blinded By Beer (somewhat barbecue-ish)

  • Pam-E-Laaaa

    Slayer: Hi, I’m Ed Gein, our special tonight is “Dead Skin Mask”…..
    Slayer: A-1 Awaits
    Slayer: This steak is “Blood Red”!!! WTF??
    Black Sabbath: The Grill Rules
    Coal Chamber: Something Told Me (to leave the meat on longer…..)
    Megadeth: Do I have meat in the “Skin O’ My Teeth”???
    Megadeth: Ugh…I ate under cooked meat and now I am “Sweating Bullets”!!!
    Motorhead: Kids, “Eat the Rich” meat that is high in protein!!
    Pantera: “Slaughtered”……need I say more?!?!
    Pantera: Dinners ready!! Who wants some “Great Southern Trendkill”???

  • J.

    Prim(rib)us – Frizzle Fried Collard Greens

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Protest The Gyro

    Fuck grilling, man, that is funny.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Jason

    Rage Against The Machine – “Grill Now In The Fire”

  • yanky

    METALLICA-GRILL EM ALL

  • yanky

    MASTODON-BURNING LAMB (burning man)

  • banter

    Helloweiners – Cooking with the Devil
    Broilwork
    Liquid Tender Experimeat
    Lamb of Bob – Now You’ve got something delectable

  • RandyxJames

    Carcass “Burnt To A Crisp”
    haha

    Carcass “Grills of the Trade,” “No Bun Lost,” “Meatwork,” Keep on Grilling in the Free World”
    Death “Vacant Pits,” “Scream Bloody Meat”
    Morbid Angel “Glaze of Torment,” “Steak Divine,” “Sworn to the Rack,” “Marinate”

  • http://myspace.com/arizonabaywatch Matt

    Made Out of Baby Back Ribs
    (Made Out of Babies)

    Charcoal Chamber

  • BiggDogg

    Lamb of God – Now you’ve got something to fry for
    Lamb of God – Blacken The Burger Bun
    Lamb of God – Ashes of the Clambake
    Machine Head – Clenching The Grits of Descent
    Mastodon – Capillarian Chicken Breast
    Testament – Grilling Season
    Megadeth – Recipe For Hate… Worchester
    Dream Theater – The Grilling Hand
    Dream Theater – Burning my Sole
    Kreator – Endless Propane
    Caliban – Song about Grilling
    Parkway Drive – Grilling With A Smile
    Parkway Drive – It’s Hard to Speak without Tongs
    Trivium – To Burn The Ribeye
    Trivium – And Salmon Will Sear
    Throwdown – Venom and Beers

  • Valhallen

    Grilling Joke
    Dokken – “Into the Fire Pit”
    Eyes Set to Grill (Eyes Set to Kill, for those who don’t know)
    Iron Marinade
    Propane Tank (from Tank)
    Glaze Against the Machine
    All Meat Shall Perish

  • Nate

    Braise Against the Machine- Grilling in the Name Of

    A Slice Once (BBQ) Sauced- Firegrilled Joyride
    (A Life Once Lost- Firewater joyride)

    Blackened Sabbath- Steak Bloody Steak

    Darkmeat Trangrillity

    Dry Grill Logic

    LoG- O D H G A B B Q F E

    Alexisonfiregrilled

    Irongrilled Maiden- Basted Years

    Broilwork- Mignon Shadow

  • Alexm

    I Grilled The Prom Queen

  • Scott

    Basted In Her Blood – Converge (Upon My Backyard For A BBQ) – [Converge- In Her Blood]

    Serial Griller [Converge - Serial Killer]

    Heating A Breaded Horse [Ed Gein - Beating A Dead Horse]

    Browning the Old Ham – Beer Before The March Of Flamebroiling [Fear Before The March Of Flames - Drowning The Old Hag]

    Baste the Fillet [Haste The Day]

    If Hope Fries – The Hungry Roast – The Grill Is Heating Up To Meat Us [If Hope Dies - The Hungry Ghost - The Ground Is Rushing Up To Meet Us

    ihadbearsteakonce - Pork: Mighty Griller of Sheep [iwrestledabearonce - Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep]

    Bob For A Hotdog – Relished [Job For A Cowboy - Relinquished]

  • TJ

    What about Led Zeppelin’s classic live film ‘The Tongs Remain In the Flames (of the BBQ)’.

  • dr j

    Graveyard BBQ oh wait

  • b-rad

    MayHAM
    Grilling Joke

  • Johnny Death

    Pan Black Perch – Big BBQ (Sam Black Church – Big BBQ!)

  • J.P

    grillodon
    Burger In Flames

  • http://www.bitpom.com Rev

    and from the under used utensil category —

    Spatulatura
    Dangerous Tongs
    Grill Brush Dickinson
    Baste Brush the Day
    Temperature Fork Factory
    Andskewer WK

  • Malacoda

    Sear(ed) Bliss
    Textures – Grillstone
    Every Time I Fry
    Frying Fetus
    Braingrill – Apocalyptic Roasting
    Despised Bacon

  • http://www.pro-jikts.com Nickmeister

    Pearl Ham
    Alice In Apron
    Black Label Sausagety
    ‘Jamon’ Amarth
    Burgeria
    Black Ham’ath
    Judas Priest -Hellbent for Lettuce / Paingriller / Nostrahamus
    A Perfect Cirgrill
    Diesel Magrill
    CCR -BB Q
    BB Quing
    Annihilator -King of the Grill
    Tool -Steakfist / Hooker With A Steak
    Machine Head -Aesthetics of Steak
    Armoured Steak
    Hatebeef
    Mastobun
    Down III -Over the Undercooked
    Mercyful Steak

  • http://relapse.com doodles

    RIBEYEHATEGOD or EYEHATEBOBBYFLAY
    THE HAUNTED MADE ME GRILL IT
    UNSANE – LAMBCHOP
    PIG ROAST DESTROYER
    THE GRILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
    GRILLED PRAWN OF POSSESSION

  • fightingmike

    Blood Sausage Mountain
    Meatallica
    Where Meat and Fire Bring BBQ
    DragonRoast
    Meat Eternal

  • http://www.myspace.com/wuski willie johnson

    lamb of god-like their steaks blackened.

  • http://www.myspace.com/wuski willie johnson

    chimera-I ate everything

  • Steve

    Destruction – Infernal Overcooking
    Drudkh – Smoky Aurora
    Gorguts – From Rare to Well-Done
    Grave – Into the Grill
    Megadeth – Grilling is my Business…and Business is Good!
    Obituary – Slowly we Roast
    Suffocation – Grilled from Within
    Terrorizer – Weber’s Downfall

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=266545661 AnotherMikeFromBklyn

    Beef Sells, But who’s Frying?!
    Judas Beef – Paingriller
    …And Sausage for Paul
    Master of Riblets
    Slave to the Grill
    Iron Bacon – Seventh Bun of a Seventh Bun
    Sad Hot Wings of Destiny
    Over Grill
    Dio – Caught in the Griddle?
    My Girlfriend’s Grillfriend
    Who Will Wave the Sirloin?

  • http://hotmail j-rock

    greysole embraced
    this is haddock
    iron meatloaf
    the vision bacon
    war of angus
    a life once linguica
    fried fish death punch
    hamburger shall burn

  • Valhallen

    Suicidal Tenderloins
    Burger King Diamond

  • metalhead1

    Burgerdolls
    Stone Sweet-and-Sour
    A Girl A Bun A Roast
    Marinade Out of Babies
    Pro-Pane
    Grillwhitneydead
    Golden Arch Enemy
    Steer Factory

  • Anthony S.

    Saladgarden-Soundgarden

    Black Seed Bun – Black Hole Sun

    Shoot to grill- AC/DC

  • Anthony S.

    seize the cray

    Surprise!You’re Bread- Faith no more

    Buns N roses
    Little chicken Wing

    The great southern steakgrill
    Paul Grillbert

  • http://consequenceofsound.net Jay

    Metallica – …And Just Ice For All
    Megadeth – Crust In Pieces
    AC/DC – Dirty Seeds Stuck With Meat
    Ozzy – No Breasts For The Thickened
    Black Sabbath – Para-loin
    Dead Kennedys – Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables (oh wait)
    Slayer – Reign In Bloody Marys
    Slayer – Seasonings In The Abyss
    Motorhead – Overgrill
    White Zombie – Astro-Meat: 2000
    Guns N Roses – Appetite For De-Duck-tion
    AC/DC – Black In Back
    High On Fire – Blessed Black Chicken Wings
    Genghis Tron – Board Up The Outhouse (for after the party, ya know?)
    In Flames – A Side Of Porpoise
    Steely Dan – Can’t Buy A Grill
    Danzig – Hamzing III: How The Gods Grill
    Scorpions – Blackened Out
    Pantera – The Great Southern Trendgrill
    Pantera – Vultures Displayed On Flour
    Mastodon – Bloody Mary Mountain

  • Anthony S.

    Ribeye of the beholder – metallica
    BBQ Meatwagon
    Hickory smoke on the water
    pull meat under- dream theater
    sweet and sour child o mine
    meatless nights- king diamond
    linkin pork
    machine bread
    Diced earth
    reign in bloody steak

  • Jenni

    Slipknot: “PEOPLE = MEAT”
    Tool: “Undercooked”
    KoRn: “ADIDAS” – All Day I Dream About Steak”
    Judas Priest: “White Heat, Red Meat”
    Mudvayne: “Internal Primeribs Forever”
    Celtic Frost: “Drown In Charcoal”
    Cradle of Filth: “Her Roast In The Fog”
    Pantera: “Mouth For Boar”
    Mastodon: “March of the Picnic Ants”

  • dale

    jimmies chicken rack shack, accept- screaming for a bbq chicken bite, accept grilled chicken heart, between the buried and me=between the charcoaled grilled and meat, skid row- 18 and life= steaks and knives, fear factory- scapegoat= grilled goat, fates warning- leave the past behind= dont leave the grills behind, serj flankion, system of a down= grilling by the pond, judas priest eat me alive( enough said). judas priest= bbq grilled priest. queensryche- take hold of the flame( ouch) w.a.s.p- live in the raw meat, shadows fall- bbq sauce falls, judas priest- all guns blazing== all bbq chicken grills blazing

  • Matt

    Primus Cut

  • CT

    gastro-intesinal system of a down
    a deathgrip on my spatula
    lead patties paper buns
    reinventing the grill
    system of a down-steal this hot dog
    gojira-from mars to steakhouse
    disturbed-inside the firepit
    A7X-the beast and the hot dog

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