Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM NACHTMYSTIUM, TERROR AND HAIL OF BULLETS

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:49:23 +0000

Haha that is the dude from Crebain.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:38:08 +0000

Haha ^^ nice, is there a section to follow the RSS feed

By: Jackson Tickets

Jackson Tickets — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:37:06 +0000

I’ve never given this a try, but I think it’s about time I do.

By: Hüseyin Kafkas

Hüseyin Kafkas — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:10:28 +0000

i dont like

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SCARS ON BROADWAY LIMITED EDITION LITHOGRAPH AND SIGNED CD | MetalSucks

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:39:44 +0000

[...] to MetalSucks Maniac Renee for winning last week’s last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest; Renee — whom I sincerely hope is aware of the double-hilarious meaning of her entry — [...]

By: DeaThrash

DeaThrash — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:09:56 +0000

I called the witch doctor and said I was in love with you
then the witch doctor he told me what to do
he said “Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Ahh Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang”
and that means I love you

By: sadchild

sadchild — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:56:41 +0000

vocalist looking for band. can’t sing but can scream like a cat with its tail in a blender. influences include kiss, king diamond, insane clown posse, mushroomhead, celexa, ritalin, vicodin. my friend knows this guy whose cousin lives down the street from the drummer in ill nino so we’re totally getting signed.

By: Branden

Branden — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:16:22 +0000

“hey is that Jeff? Hey…that is Jeff!” “Hey Honey you know that priest from the church down the street…..you might want to take a look at this.”

By: tick terd

tick terd — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:28:07 +0000

Check it “Queen Cubic Zirconium” got his album “Head” Hunter for sale on consignment at spencers gifts in the mall.

By: Soulfly01

Soulfly01 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:47:49 +0000

So this is my father trying to bond with me. He said and I quote “I noticed that you are a black metal fan, Im pretty black metaller myself” and he showed me that picture.

By: Stardog5

Stardog5 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:55:58 +0000

I’m so Metal it Hurts!!!

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:59:20 +0000

That doesn’t even look like bigfoot………

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:39:09 +0000

this is the last picture the 12 year old victim could take before toby took all his clothes off and anally blasted the little boy.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:31:32 +0000

“So this one time, at band camp…”

By: PD

PD — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:13:15 +0000

This is the failure that occurs when mixing skinhead punks, WWE wrestling, and a new found interest in Black Metal.

By: James

James — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:10:10 +0000

Exiled from his village and fellow band mates for admitting out loud to enjoying the new Metallica song, Blahgrog took refuse in darkest forest he knew of to begin recording a journal of his thoughts

“Day the first – I wish i wore a t-shirt…boyakka boyakka 666-19″

By: DLT

DLT — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:14:03 +0000

As Tim & his buddy Bill lay in wait on Halloween night for children to steal candy from, they had a revelation… This was a pretty fucking silly thing for a couple of 30 year olds to do. So as they packed up to go home Tim proclaimed “One last picture! For old time sake!”

By: Tommy Leebowitz

Tommy Leebowitz — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:17:50 +0000

I’m going to sacrifice whoever it was that spilled goat’s blood on my Ficus!!!

By: Fritz!

Fritz! — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:13:17 +0000

After getting kicked out of the legendery boyband Take That, Robbie Williams was desperate to get his career back on track… At one point he even tried out for the Insane clown posse!

By: Dress to Depress

Dress to Depress — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:41:49 +0000

Rick Moranis in “Honey, I Shrunk the Satanist!”