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OH-PUN FLAME BBQ CONTEST: THE WINNER!

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 at 12:10pm by

I have to hand it to you guys; ya’ll are some clever motherfuckers. We asked you to come up with BBQ-related puns of metal bands, albums or songs, and you delivered. So much so that we had a damn hard time choosing just 1 winner! I wish I could hug all of you, but this is not little league and only one of you can win the following prize pack:

Graveyard BBQ – Greatest Hits Vol. II
Filter – Anthems For the Damned
Kataklysm – Prevail
Sepultura – The Best of Sepultura
Early Man – Closing In
The Sword – Gods Of The Earth

Here are some of our favorite entries:

  • Toxic BBQSauce (Toxic Holocaust)
  • Gastodon
  • Helmeat – Meattime
  • Epicuredmeat (Epicurean)
  • As I Lay Frying (also: As I Filet Dying)
  • Bun of Osiris
  • The Grillinger Escape Plan
  • Iron Marinaden
  • Killswitch Engage -Alive Or Just Preheating
  • Chimaira – The Impossibility Of Seasoning
  • Kingsford-X

And the list goes on; seriously, there were so many A+ entries. But only one can win, and the winner is…

  • Conor: “Protest The Gyro”

Seriously dude, that is some kind of brilliant, outside-the-box thinking! But I have to hand it to bmwtech for “Kingsford X.” A close 2nd. Conor will get his prize package in the mail soon. Congrats!

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  • http://www.bitpom.com Rev

    Kingsford-X – THAT’S GENIUS!

  • Zach

    Between The Burgers And Me.

  • http://noyokono.blogspot.com noyokono

    You chose that over “Grilling Joke”??? This is an outrage!

  • Gibbo

    Damn, I almost won with As I Lay Frying XD

  • Nate

    MAYBE IF THIS SITE DIDN’T HAVE SUCH A BONER FOR PROTEST THE HERO!!

    Didn’t they give “Fortress” the only 5/5 so far this year? BIAS!!

    Honestly not one of my preferred metal acts, but w/e.

  • http://www.pro-jikts.com Nickmeister

    That’s bull, man… I went all Spanish on these fuckers with Jamon Amarth… I give them goldstein and I get dirtberg.

  • John

    FIX!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Malacoda

    What about Deicide – Insinerateham? and Machine Head – Burn My Fries?
    Not the best choices, but idk. Grillinger Escape Plan definitely. I made one with Textures and we all know how much Metalsucks loves Textures.

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Personally, my favorite was “Grilling Is My Business… and Business Is Good!” predictable though it was.

    @Malacoda: And what’s the only band that makes Vince & Axl jizz harder than Textures (and harder than Made Out Of Babies)? Mm-hm.

    But seriously, I fucking love Fortress, and I did find out about it through MS.

  • benbag

    between the bun is meat

  • Malacoda

    Ok, fair point there. But I still think that Despised Bacon kicks ass.

  • jesse

    Impossibility of Seasoning and Alive or Just Preheating were my favorites. I actually laughed at Impossibility of Seasoning. Not like the kind of inside laugh you do when you type “haha, lol, or lmao”, but an actual laugh, just so you know.

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    “Seasonings In The Abyss” made me smile, and I think I guffawed at “Bun Of Osiris.” Benbag’s entry on this post is pretty hot, too.

  • Seth

    I liked the Grillinger Escape Plan.