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PIG SQUEALING 101

 Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 at 5:04pm by

Ever wondered how to pig squeal like the bestest of your grind heroes? Thankfully YouTube has the answer, as always; an assortment of home gurus would like to show you how.

Hearing this little turd call his would-be viewers “grindcore wannabes” makes me want to pop him in the nuts with a sock full of nails. But watching him explain away coughing whilst out of breath is almost revenge enough:

After the jump, lotso’ pig squealin’ fun:

Try some cheese:

pornogaio wins the most-metal-face-while-pigsquealing award:

Inwards AND outwards brie-ing:

Don’t hurt yourself:

Who says it’s only for men? Teenage RadicalxxRachel tries but fails:

Don’t get anywhere near this dude’s mouth on the inhale, lest you get sucked in:

-VN

[Thanks: Fritz]

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  • Malacoda

    haha i taught myself without these vids.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hopecollapse CarlosRamirez

    I like my style better:

    http://www.myspace.com/hopecollapse

  • The Roan

    jesus fucking christ, what a joke

  • Elpants

    Now I can too, make a lame -core band.

  • http://www.myspace.com/discipleoftorment Rohit

    Next on how to scream like farm animals

    GOATS!

  • Sammy

    Damn! I wasted actual dollars on actual real singing voice lessons.

  • bob fossil

    What a fuckin douche.

  • wow….

    wait, wait, wait…i’m all for a pig squeal every now in again in my music….but when the FUCK did it become this phenomenon??? First off, It’s not hard at all…I do it all the time, I think it’s funny to sing like just normal songs (especially from the 70s) in like nothing but pig squeals…but youtube? really? geez….

  • Tommy Leebowitz

    I never really thought pig squealing was difficult to do…

  • Dr J

    I’ve never realized how easy pig squealing was.

  • Sammy

    Great. Another way to make your music sound completely generic and like EVERYbody else in the genre.

  • earthsherm

    scarf white head band = thumbs up

  • PD

    First kid looks a bit like the kid who my ex is now dating…and was in a shitty “-core” band too. Sad thing is, the kid has a lot more talent than little “inhaled vocals r kewl” kid.

  • http://www.myspace.com/miksha Fritz!

    YEAH!!

  • Milkman
  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    So his band is called “Thrift Store Massacre” and I’m supposed to take him seriously? Pass. I mean, that name is almost as bad as “Satanic Warhammers Of The Nordic Wind.”

  • RaZZo

    “Thrift Store Massacre”???
    I guess he was the one who survived it and emerged triumphant in his white terrycloth “my-14-yo-sisters-tube-top” headband.

    Besides….if you REALLLLy wanna learn to squeal like a pig:

  • RaZZo
  • -gODGRINDER-

    First we have Dance Club Massacre and now Thrift Store Massacre?

    Geezus.

    How about Grocery Aisle Group Hug? Huh? Huh? That would be br0000tal.

  • banter

    USELESS

  • Zack

    don’t forget tea party massacre.

  • http://plabebob.blogspot.com Plabebob

    What?? People acutally put videos up teaching how to do that? Before I even heard of metal I could make that noise, surely everyone can? Maybe it’s just growing up around animals that does it…

  • hegster

    see videos like the first are what make the whole grindcore-myspace scene tollerable. they fully realize how ridiculous and fad-tastic the whole thing is and dont take it seriously at all. i mean “Thrift Store Massacre”? thats fucking hilarious and they know it.
    i dont play grindcore, but i might toss out some squeals at a show now for something different.

  • Chris

    Grindcore wannabees? If that kid is “legit” w/ his emo haircut and sweatband and the rest of us are wannabees, I fear for the future of heavymetal. Brutal Truth this kid is not.

  • DethRok

    Does anyone else remember when you would just get laughed at when you had to do inhale grunts?
    And when did Grindcore suffer this horrible demotion to crap-core?

  • Dean

    This kid represents everything that is wrong with the metal scene today.

  • http://www.pro-jikts.com Nickmeister

    I don’t know whether I’ve said this, but is metal-core the new nu-metal?

    This kid totally annoyed me.

  • TITAN

    Dear Nickmeister,

    Yes.

    Dear Dean,

    Everything is wrong with the metal scene today.

    Dear RaZZo,

    Yes.

  • myke

    wow i took some vocal lessons from a scene fag that wears a headband and calls everyone a grindcore pouser. hey kid throw on some scum by napalm death and some rotten sound. fuckin fag. i dont even think thi has ever heard of nasum. this shit made me laugh cuz there makin them asses out of themselves on youtube. thanx jerkoff!!!!

  • http://www.pro-jikts.com Nickmeister

    To kind of prove my point further, if you visit his band’s myspace you’ll notice his email address is shaggy2dope8991@yahoo.com… Why would he name his email after an ICP member?

  • RaZZo

    I found this kid’s mom!
    Turns out, he’s a legacy!!!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bUEcsBwyYRM

  • RaZZo

    (’bout 40 seconds in…)

  • blen genton

    i hate you

  • real breeing

    inhale pig squealing with damage your vocal chords. Learn the real technique. EXHALE FUCKERS

  • real breeing

    will*

  • Marty Megalomania

    A message to “wow….”
    First of all, learn how to use the word phenomenon in proper context. Second, just because you find pig squeals easy to do, that doesn’t mean everybody else does. And third, Don’t bitch. You can find ANYTHING on youtube. And Personally, I think these videos would be helpful to many people.

  • CJ

    HA lol. The first video is me. No joke. Yeah it sucked I admit it. I cut my hair and made a new one. Check my youtube and take a look. Leave a comment and I’ll get back to ya

  • Skanes

    And a year later only one video hasn’t been deleted by the user.

  • http://kentamplinvocalacademy.com ken tamplin

    That’s hilarious. These guys rule!!