JOB FOR A COWBOY. HATE ETERNAL. ALL SHALL PERISH. ANIMOSITY. ONE TOUR. ‘NUFF SAID.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 at 10:25am by MetalSucks

MetalSucks is jizz-in-our-pants excited to announce that we’re co-sponsoring this fall’s nationwide tour with Job for a Cowboy, Hate Eternal, All Shall Perish, Animosity, and Annotations of an Autopsy. Now, if any two of these bands were touring together, it would already be worth the price of admission and then some – but with all five bands, it’s THE can’t-miss extreme metal tour of the season.

Job for a Cowboy. All Shall Perish. Animosity. Annotations of an Autopsy. These bands are the future of death metal. And then there’s Erik Fucking Rutan’s Hate Fucking Eternal. The Elder Statesman. The Fucking Man Himself.

Get excited about this one, boys and girls. It’s gonna melt your face off.

Get a complete list of tour dates after the jump, and stay tuned to MetalSucks for more info as we get it…

Nov. 13 – Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse Music Hall
Nov. 14 – Bakersfield, CA @ The Dome
Nov. 15 – Sacramento, CA @ The Boardwalk
Nov. 16 – Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
Nov. 17 – Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
Nov. 18 – Boise, ID @ The Venue
Nov. 20 – Colorado Springs, CO @ The Black Sheep
Nov. 21 – Lawrence, KS @ Bottleneck
Nov. 22 – Iowa City, IA @ The Picador
Nov. 23 – St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
Nov. 25 – Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick
Nov. 26 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Strummers
Nov. 27 – London, ON @ The Embassy Hotel
Nov. 28 – Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground
Nov. 29 – Portland, ME @ The Station
Nov. 30 – Providence, RI @ The Living Room
Dec. 01 – Framingdale, NY @ The Crazy Donkey
Dec. 02 – Sayerville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
Dec. 03 – Baltimore, MD @ Otto Bar
Dec. 04 – Richmond, VA @ Canal Club (Downstairs)
Dec. 05 – Wilmington, NC @ Soapbox Laundro-Lounge
Dec. 06 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
Dec. 07 – [to be announced] NC @ [to be announced]
Dec. 09 – Little Rock, AR @ The Village
Dec. 10 – Tulsa, OK @ The Marquee
Dec. 11 – Dallas, TX @ The Door
Dec. 12 – McAllen, TX @ Cine El Rey Theatre
Dec. 13 – Austin, TX @ Red 7
Dec. 14 – Odessa, TX @ Dos Amigos
Dec. 15 – Farmington, NM @ Big City Night Club
Dec. 16 – Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre

-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks



29 COMMENTS on “JOB FOR A COWBOY. HATE ETERNAL. ALL SHALL PERISH. ANIMOSITY. ONE TOUR. ‘NUFF SAID.”

  1. Eric Hanson says:

    Job for a Cowboy? The future of death metal? Remind to stop listening to death metal in the future…

  2. Malacoda says:

    Fortunately, Animosity are from around where I live so I get to see them often. Unfortunately, I’m missing the tour. WHAT THE FUCK? I got the dates last night.

  3. Malacoda says:

    wait, why is job above animosity and hate eternal?

  4. martin says:

    Animosity and Annotations of an Autopsy “are the future of death metal”? sorry, but that’s nonsense.

  5. tim says:

    haha they’re playing in Canada on Thanksgiving. I think few bands would have the foresight to route the tour that way.

  6. TITAN says:

    ALL OF THIS SHIT SUCKS. JOB FOR A COWBOY WAS DONE FOR TO BEGIN WITH, ANIMOSITY ARE TREND FOLLOWERS, HATE ETERNAL WAS OVER WHEN DEREK RODDY LEFT THE BAND.

    ANNONTATIONS OF WHAT?

    ALL SHALL WHO?

  7. Will says:

    Oh god! Such an awesome tour and NO FLORIDA DATES!!? What the fuck were you all thinking?

    …*sobs uncontrollably*

  8. Elpants says:

    I’d go, but as soon as Animosity and Hate Eternal are done playing, I would leave. If Job for a Cowboy is the future of death metal, sounds like I need to find a different music genre to listen too

  9. Seth says:

    F— you guys for not coming to Massachussetts. Worcester is a great place for metal!

  10. RandyxJames says:

    I would like to go to this, but they’re going to Baltimore and Richmond, and me being stuck in the middle in Northern Virginia, I have to skip it. Great lineup, except for Annotations, who suck hard.

  11. DamagedMike says:

    THANK YOU for coming to Maine….the last decent show was a year ago…It’s usually Worcester, Boston or NH and that is it. No onje comes this far north anymore.

    HE should be the headliners.

  12. banter says:

    Posted on Smnnews:

    The Worst Tour In The History of Live Music?

    August 11th, 2008, 6:57 pm

    Prepare yourself, because JOB FOR A COWBOY’s headlining tour this Fall will also include HATE ETERNAL, ALL SHALL PERISH, ANIMOSITY, and the UK’s answer to JFAC: ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY. The first dates to be released are as follows:

    November 26 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Strummers
    November 29 – Portland, ME @ The Station
    December 11 – Dallas, TX @ The Door

  13. LocustReign says:

    This is a horrible fucking bill. If there were two stages and Hate Eternal and Animosity were on one by themselves, THEN I would consider it.

  14. Ross says:

    Why the fuck is Hate Eternal opening for Job For a Cowboy??? The future of death metal? C’mon, you guys still listen to shit like Slipknot, what the fuck do you know about death metal?

  15. Johnny Death says:

    DamagedMike i must agree. Its about time Maine had a decent show come our way again. And finally it’s a show that isn’t on a Monday! *cough -god forbid- cough*. Havent been to a metal show since the KSE, Lamb of God, Devildriver, Soilwork tour(12/07). Let the anticipation brew!

  16. 36Thoughtless says:

    I’d love to see Hate Eternal, but the rest of the bill is terrible.

  17. DamagedMike says:

    Hey Johnny Death….I was at that same show in December…I forgot about that….I was thinking about the last show I went to at the Station…The End, Between the Buried and Me, The Red Chord and Cephalic Carnage last August.

    I have to damit the only band I really care about seeing si HE, I’m just glad to get to go to a metal show so close to home.

  18. Scott says:

    You made a typo on Farmingdale on Dec 1st. Not that it matters, anybody who would care about that one date can figure out you switched the a and r.
    Fucking excited, to say the least.

    On another note, anybody seeing Bodom, Black Dahlia and Between the Buried and Me in Baltimore next month? That tour looks fucking ace.

  19. Tyler says:

    sounds like a good tour and job is such and great band and plus with all shall perish and hate eternal its like a never ending violence but with me being in virginia and short on cash i would rather go see whitechapel, through the eyes of the dead, impending doom, a different breed of killer and ABACABB at the national much more. they are much better death metal/deathcore than all of those bands. the whitechapel tour is like a never ending circle pit!

  20. The Mighty Fucking Quinn says:

    Job For A Cowboy had a debut album sell like 12,000 copies in it’s first week and hit the Billboard charts at No. 54 or something like that.THAT is my they are headlining.No one else has ever charted, except maybe Hate Eternal and I doubt it broke the Top 100.Sad that shit is based on record sales, but what can ya do.It’s America.Not the worst tour ever, although I don’t like Animosity and have never heard Annotations before.All Shall Perish are alright, JFAC I’m kinda hit or miss with, and Rutan is KING, but I probably won’t hit this one up.If they played the city, instead of Farmingdale, maybe I’d consider it.

  21. Hot Carl says:

    boo, no illinois dates

  22. Suwat666 says:

    *facepalm*

  23. Chris says:

    where the fuck is san antonio????
    this is complete and utter bullshit!!!!
    im never listening to metal ever again.

  24. Gordon Bombay says:

    I don’t know why people go out of their way to hate on Job for a Cowboy, and then label them as deathcore. Their songs dont follow the bark bark bark~breakdown~bark bark bark~breakdown horse shit formula that bands like suicide silence use.

  25. mike says:

    All Shall Perish >>>>>>>>>>>>>> any one else here

  26. Coulrophile says:

    Hmm, this tour is stopping by Colorado Springs… Might go just for Hate Eternal.

  27. Conor says:

    Thanks for reporting this, but the write-up really sucked. Definitely wasn’t Axl or Vince that typed that one up.

    It was way too slobbery on the balls concerning JFAC and stuff that the MS guys have made quite clear suck.

  28. Slaughterhouse says:

    All Shall Perish is fucking amazing…….Chris Storey will shred any mother fucker up and he is funny as hell! For those dissing on this band, go check out “Awaken The Dreamers” and listen to the amazing fret masturbation that is All Shall Perish……Fuck the nay sayers!!!

  29. oscar says:

    JOB RULES!!!!x)

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