Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SCARS ON BROADWAY LIMITED EDITION LITHOGRAPH AND SIGNED CD

By: Keaton Manning

Keaton Manning — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:06:59 +0000

Chris Brown likes to watch too much stuff on youtube. His favorite show on youtube is the “Stupid Mario Brothers”

By: darkone

darkone — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:43:40 +0000

yumm – need to show up for this gig. but next time i realy need to know that your girlfriend was on the rag dam i hate that shit !!!

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:43:44 +0000

[...] for waiting patiently for the results of the Funny Photo Caption Contest from two Thursdays ago: the following four MetalSucks Maniacs win a limited edition Scars on Broadway lithograph and a [...]

By: AWB

AWB — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:12:56 +0000

Newest sub-genre added to the Metal-Archives.com list in the last 5 minutes “Suburbian-Black-Metal”. Best defined as “Royal Satanic Blasphemous Noir Metal from the dungens of Norway” (AKA Green-Bay Wisconsin – proudly made in the USA).

By: AWB

AWB — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:56:36 +0000

@ Nickmeister (or Nicholas Schlesinger as listed on your website)

(1) I can’t believe you said “[...] let that bitch shit in my mouth” (I was laughing my ass off) I thought it was blood, but it might be shit for all I know.

(2) I heard some of your music on your website, neat!

(3) I forgot the third thing I was about to say…But anyway, everyone please read my damn blog/diarrhea. I know I only have one entry on it right now, but I’ll post at least twice during the next decade…Maybe free downloads? Good idea or bad idea?

By: Soulfly01

Soulfly01 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:32:50 +0000

ammmmmm GUYS I really think I swallowed my dick!!!!

By: iwrestledaferretonce

iwrestledaferretonce — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:37:41 +0000

“I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

By: wayniac

wayniac — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:31:50 +0000

Ohhh not again… I was meant to save the ejaculate during the ENCORE!!!

By: fightingmike

fightingmike — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:34:45 +0000

Damn, i knew i should have gone to the bathroom before the show:(

By: Austin Milbarge

Austin Milbarge — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:54:19 +0000

“…This is getting to be re-goddamn-diculous!”

By: BagABones

BagABones — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:08:59 +0000

Noticing that the youth minister at his church had just walked in Irwin “Corpseraper” Inglebert was mortified.

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:17:15 +0000

Famous Dave’s house band preforming during all you can eat ribs happy hour. Get a bucket of ribs and a free blood splatter!

Jeff Dunham new back metal comedy show coming soon to DVD. His puppet: Ramhead on a STICK!

By: ks

ks — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:49:40 +0000

“Mmmm…takes like chicken! Now where’s my Rolaids?”

By: tmack

tmack — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:02:26 +0000

Barney Collins, also known as Gunchins from the band called The Dark Orifice, had a sudden mid-life realization that it is that time in his life that he can no longer fart, while screaming, without shittiing his black pleather pants. This thought was then followed by “I wonder if that means that I am finally metal enough for the VFW world tour”?

By: o0Stacey0o

o0Stacey0o — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:47:49 +0000

I gave mom the finger today when I went out without the bib.

By: AWB

AWB — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:29:44 +0000

SHIT! I thought she listened to country music!! I had no idea My Sister was the Lead-Singer of a Black Metal Band – but – there She is!!!

Although I really wonder where She got that Severed Goat’s Head for the Microphone-Stand…And If anyone asks – I had nothing to do with it…Honestly.

By: Gordon Shumway

Gordon Shumway — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:22:28 +0000

It was then that the high school prom committee realised thier mistake in appointing Quorthon Jr to organise the night’s entertainment…

By: key

key — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:28:07 +0000

backstage footage of gorgoroth’s infamous 2004 Krakow gig indicates that animals were indeed harmed during the event.

/horns

By: Dr J

Dr J — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:23:03 +0000

After Gaahl’s Coming out, Black Metal fans across the country drowned their sorrows in cherry cobbler and crushed dreams.

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:50:15 +0000

Can of white greasepaint $2
Quart of smashed elderberries $4
Goat’s head mike stand $14

Giving Papa and Nana a coronary so you can inherit the house and move out of the basement…Priceless!