CARLOS CAVAZO IS NOW IN RATT; HAIR METAL ENTHUSIASTS EVERYWHERE SHRUG
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 at 4:14pm by MetalSucks
Behind the scenes at the MetalSucks Mansion yesterday:
Vince Neilstein [via email]: Wanna cover this? I think it’s pretty big news.
Michael S. Robinson [MetalSucks' Hair Metal Happy Hour columnist]: Old news; this has been circulating for a while. I think the bigger news will be where John Corabi ends up – it won’t be Velvet Revolver, but it should be! Anyway, no one gives a shit about Ratt, not even Ratt, so I’m not sure MS readers would care. Cavazo is useless anyway – what has the guy done worthwhile since Metal Health? Even then, that record was great, but he wasn’t. Anyway, let me know if you want me to put something together, but I just don’t see people caring.
And there you have it. This is how news is made, folks.
I love the postmodernist posts around here. Also, the line about nobody caring about Ratt, not even Ratt, was gold.
These interchangeable, revolving door ’80s hair bands should all just form one large band called CindeRaPoisDokRowWarWhiteSlaughterSnakeRiotPussy.
I’d rather hear about Ratt than Chimaira any day of the week.
I gave a shit about Ratt…and then Robbin died.
These kind of posts should end with that Futurama Tales Of Interest type splash but should read Yet Another HAIR METAL FOOTNOTE!
i second CarlosRamirez :-D