Another day, another dollar. Or, rather, another week, more sucky metal… doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, now does it?

ANYWAY, here’s some shit that went down this week:

• Metallica released their new single, you all argued about it.
• Oceano released some press photos that were trés misogynistic. Or were they?
• Finally, a “REAL” male metal modeling site!
• Maria Brink finally got a new dress! And oh yeah, In This Moment may have released a new song, too.
• We fought amongst ourselves about The Human Abstract’s new album, Midheaven.

In the words of Dave Chapelle, “Zip it up and zip it out!” See ya Monday.

-AR