Comments on: FUN WITH METALLICA HAIKU http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: mike http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-368182 mike Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:17:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-368182 hey without lars there would be no metallica ass face hey without lars there would be no metallica ass face

]]> By: Jordan S. http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-196962 Jordan S. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:52:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-196962 Mirror stares back hard "Kill" is such a friendly word Seems the only way Mirror stares back hard
“Kill” is such a friendly word
Seems the only way

]]> By: Mike K. http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-147297 Mike K. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:52:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-147297 Well now that's the perfect album cover! And although it has been hard putting up with the last few albums. I will have to admit that the new one is pretty damn good. Especially on a good stereo system its perfect. And I actually paid cash for Death Magnetic, which will make Lars happy. But Lars you still and always will and always have right from the very first time I ever saw you open your mouth....sucked!!! Well now that’s the perfect album cover!

And although it has been hard putting up with the last few albums. I will have to admit that the new one is pretty damn good. Especially on a good stereo system its perfect. And I actually paid cash for Death Magnetic, which will make Lars happy. But Lars you still and always will and always have right from the very first time I ever saw you open your mouth….sucked!!!

]]> By: emperorminge http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-108303 emperorminge Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:24:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-108303 plaid shorts are not metal should let dave grohl write youre songs bad snare bad snare bad plaid shorts are not metal
should let dave grohl write youre songs
bad snare bad snare bad

]]> By: Hilarious Metallica Haiku « enter the goatlady http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107781 Hilarious Metallica Haiku « enter the goatlady Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:11:57 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107781 [...] is my fave metal blog at the moment and they’re getting readers to post their Metallica-themed Haiku. I giggled. Check ‘em [...] [...] is my fave metal blog at the moment and they’re getting readers to post their Metallica-themed Haiku. I giggled. Check ‘em [...]

]]> By: NiMRoD420 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107717 NiMRoD420 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:10:14 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107717 Even kirk hammet Doesn't shred like he used to They need to just stop Even kirk hammet
Doesn’t shred like he used to
They need to just stop

]]> By: Dallas http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107567 Dallas Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:06:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107567 Iann Robinson Has this same photo from here No credit to you Iann Robinson
Has this same photo from here
No credit to you

]]> By: Gabexmosh http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107293 Gabexmosh Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:47:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107293 Worst part about St. Anger It gets stuck in your head bad Going FRAN-TICK-TICK-TICK-TOCK Worst part about St. Anger
It gets stuck in your head bad
Going FRAN-TICK-TICK-TICK-TOCK

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107197 enemyofgod72 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:42:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107197 James what has happened you were once metal brother Armani, Really? James what has happened
you were once metal brother
Armani, Really?

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107195 enemyofgod72 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:37:24 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107195 James in Armani true Harvestor of Sorrow faggy haircut too James in Armani
true Harvestor of Sorrow
faggy haircut too

]]> By: Factor http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107116 Factor Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:36:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107116 James rocks Armani You know it's sad but tru-ue Rob looks at bitches James rocks Armani
You know it’s sad but tru-ue
Rob looks at bitches

]]> By: Corey Mitchell http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107084 Corey Mitchell Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:49:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107084 <i>Death Magnetic</i> blows How do I know? Rick Rubin Told MetalSucks so Death Magnetic blows
How do I know? Rick Rubin
Told MetalSucks so

]]> By: Corey Mitchell http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107083 Corey Mitchell Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:47:49 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107083 For whom the bell tolls Dave Mustaine still marches on So does Testament For whom the bell tolls
Dave Mustaine still marches on
So does Testament

]]> By: Corey Mitchell http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107081 Corey Mitchell Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:46:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107081 ^^^oops, 5-7-6 won't cut it ^^^oops, 5-7-6 won’t cut it

]]> By: Corey Mitchell http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107079 Corey Mitchell Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:45:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107079 Cliff Burton still spins In his grave, about this thing that really should not be Cliff Burton still spins
In his grave, about this thing
that really should not be

]]> By: mm http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107078 mm Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:45:16 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107078 All hope of maybe the new Metallica disc Has again been crushed All hope of maybe
the new Metallica disc
Has again been crushed

]]> By: morrizz http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107058 morrizz Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:12:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107058 Metalocalypse. Metalocalypse.

]]> By: The Mighty Fucking Quinn http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107013 The Mighty Fucking Quinn Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:35:34 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107013 Haikus are not cool Neither is Metallica Mustaine owns your soul Actually, that was kinda fun.But kudos to Dr. J.That made my day. Haikus are not cool
Neither is Metallica
Mustaine owns your soul

Actually, that was kinda fun.But kudos to Dr. J.That made my day.

]]> By: Mr. Fuji http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-107004 Mr. Fuji Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:11:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-107004 New Metallica, Holy Fucking Shit, It Sucks Someone do Something New Metallica,
Holy Fucking Shit, It Sucks
Someone do Something

]]> By: blesttildeth http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/08/28/fun-with-metallica-haiku/#comment-106988 blesttildeth Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:50:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6874#comment-106988 dr j make laugh more than lars in bukkake super best buffet dr j make laugh
more than lars in bukkake
super best buffet

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