Comments on: “INTO THE PIT” FIGHT CONTEST WINNERS; YOUR MOST GRUESOME MOSHPIT INJURIES REVEALED!

By: Metalmartyr.com

Metalmartyr.com — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:33:44 +0000

last time I went to a Gwar concert, which was back in 1996 or 1996 I think, the blood was really watered down. I don;t know if this is the same or if things have changed and the formula has been improved since then, but I son;t remember it being so slippery. I do remember some chick crowd surfing and a big opening in the floor she fell in to. You could hear her head hit the floor and even Oderus said “Ohhhh”. Either he saw it or it was loud enough to hear on stage. Fun show either way.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:49:19 +0000

that first one was gay! he wasnt in a pit! he was pushed by some guys fooling around into some chicks butt. what crap. the others were good. i really liked the gwar one. such a classic story with gwar blood juices

By: Jesse(with a capital J)

Jesse(with a capital J) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:28:14 +0000

So, I guess I’m the only one?

By: MetalMartyr.com

MetalMartyr.com — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:42:56 +0000

@ Jessi, might be OCD

@seveword: I love that joke

By: seveword

seveword — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:29:01 +0000

The pirate looks at him and says, “Arrr, it’s driving me nuts!”
Difficulty: no set-up

By: Devin

Devin — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:14:56 +0000

What drives me nuts is that you didn’t capitalize your name.

By: jesse

jesse — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:29:44 +0000

Is it just me, or does the lack of spaces between punctuation drive anyone else nuts? I know this is the internet and all, and grammar isn’t quite what it should be, but Jesus titty fucking Christ.

By: dthrasher

dthrasher — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:41:30 +0000

low blow

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:22:09 +0000

YOU MEAN THE ALL CAPS ROMANIAN WHINERS DIDN’T WIN??

By: MetalMartyr.com

MetalMartyr.com — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:17:13 +0000

“the way the venue was set up, the stage was at the bottom of a huge hole in the ground, with seats close by, and a huge open area (lawn seats) on an incline all around it.”

Yeah, those are called amphitheaters…