OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.)
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 at 2:08pm by Vince Neilstein
It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, Love Yourself;” so goes the slogan for the world’s first iPod-powered vibrator.
“Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod, iPhone or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes,” reads the description of the flagship model, conveniently priced at $69 at OhMiBod.com.
Fans seeking a little more out of their iPod vibrators might try the Naughtibod model instead: “This beautiful vibe packs a lot of punch and will rock your world! Its silhouette is as enticing to the eye as its velvety finish is to the touch. You won’t want to put it down!”
Want to fine-tune your orgasm? Try the Gspot model: “OhMiBod Gspot vibrates to the beat and rhythm of the music on your iPod, iPhone or mp3 player and is designed to hit that magic “G” note in all of us.”
No iPod? Fear not; the Boditalk has cell phone users covered too: “Boditalk™ is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. The cell signal triggers a unique 3 pattern vibrating sequence that lasts for the entire call – enabling you to “get off while you’re on.”"
Visit OhMiBod.com for a whole slew of products and accessories.
I can’t wait to try out OhMiBod with some Anal Cunt and Cannibal Corpse come Valentine’s Day 2009. With my girlfriend, of course (sorry, Kip).
-VN
September 4th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Wow, just wow…
September 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
This is old news. Get with it! The X-Men don’t have room for WHINY BRATS!
September 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
That would be the only reason a female would ever listen to Dragonforce.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
LMFAO!!!! that is epic shit right there. oh my god. that made my day. lmao
September 4th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Haha, I saw something like this awhile ago… Didn’t know it went with the music though, that’s pretty cool. I guess now I can listen to whatever I want in the car…
September 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
So like… Maria Brink uses one or something? What does it have to do with anything?
September 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Well, it does with music. And it could be used while listening to Metal music for added vibrations ;D! So it does do with music o.o……now thank you metalsucks.net for making my day so much better =D! lmao
September 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Plug some Meshuggah into that shit
September 4th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Geez, guys, where have you been? That baby’s a year or more old.
Maybe you need a woman to hang out at the mansion, solely to keep you updated on fun toys like this. Err… on second thought…
Yeah. Maybe being late with this isn’t so bad after all.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
The blast beats hahahahahha
September 5th, 2008 at 2:30 am
No more lonely nights and boring off-days for touring bands ;)
September 5th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Just imagine, if the iPod has an alarm clock…
September 5th, 2008 at 6:04 am
WHAT THE HECK??? Can guys use this?
But I like the CC idea
September 6th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
one word:great