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This Sucks

BUT I STILL HATE SARAH PALIN MORE

 Monday, September 8th, 2008 at 11:39am by

The below video, of a dance group called Spiritwo covering Sepultura’s “Inner Self,” was posted on Blabbermouth over the weekend. Now, I don’t wanna come off as one of those overzealous/undereducated Pantera fans who gets sand in his vagina just because Fall Out Boy covered “Walk” or Madonna played two bars of “A New Level” or MetalSucks points out that Phil Anselmo is a racist, but, seriously, the world’s Sepultura fans should all get together, track the lead singer of this band down, and cut her (and while you’re at it, do something about that fuckhead in the white dress). I mean, I’ve seen knife fights break out over the whole Max Cavalera versus Derrick Green thing, so this shit should definitely be cause for some neanderthal violence.

After the jump, wash the taste of piss, shit and cum out of your mouth by watching the actual video for the actual Sepultura performing the actual “Inner Self.”


-AR

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  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Best article title ever.

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    is that the German version of RuPaul? fuck him for ruining my favorite Sepultura song ever

  • http://www.last.fm/user/cooperaa Aaron

    Sepultura sucks. At least the dance group’s cover video has a chick with a skirt on!

  • Umbrifer

    OH YOU FUCKS, WHY DID YOU POST THIS ! THIS WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER ! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

  • Sammy

    Whose accent sounds cheesier?

  • PD

    Bass dude needs to take some Diazepam to stop that seizure he’s having.

  • iolanach

    That was possibly the worst excuse for a “cover” i’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing. Truly horrible.

  • Master of Puppies

    and i never got into Sepultura, but Sarah Palin is going to be a great VP!

  • http://www.myspace.com/discipleoftorment Rohit

    looks like a band of cross dressers

  • http://myspace.com/straight_outta_hell Lars Dullrich

    Come on, guys. Everytime you make Republican hate-comments I lose some respect for you. Start a political blog if you will, I don’t like my metal and politics mixed thank you very much. It’s like a fucking pizza with oatmeal on it, fine on their own, but Baby Jesus cries when you mix them.

  • http://www.myspace.com/emetalreviews Nick

    how come when she say anger it sounds like “eye-guy.” what kind of accent is that?

  • The Wizard

    Is it wrong for me not to hate this or, in fact, any time some non-metal band covers a metal song? I actually like things like this because it gives me faith that metal is spreading its tendrils throughout the musical consciousness of our generation and that the people making dance music or whatever aren’t all just vapid airheads who only listen to the pop music they make. It restores my faith in the state of the art a little. I mean, the cover itself isn’t all that great, but I definitely think that it’s cool for a dance group to be covering one of the finest thrash tracks of all time. What’s not to like? You know that someone in that group listens to enough Sepultura to say, “Hey guys, let’s cover a fucking Sepultura song. That shit is going to be awesome.”

    That is totally fine by me.

  • 2ctWhore

    Funny thing is that IF Sepultura fans ‘cut her’, they probably will piss off both of the brothers Cavalera (who, of course aren’t in Sepultura any more, but are there any fans of the ‘new’ Sepul? Nah). Both Igor and Max are openly dance-enthousiastic, as the political correct term is.

  • Anon

    Goddamnit, the spaz-tastic bass player is using a Warwick, now I must go sell mine…

  • Qella

    I love Sep, and CC and Soulfly. Max is the man and all that. Nailbomb too.
    ANyhoo, 1) Who out there has absolutely NO fucking life that they would even find this? “uh, what am I gonna do today? HA! Look for people covering Sepultura songs!! Not watch real Sepultura videos! That would suck! uh!!!!”
    2) Unless you were a major Sep-head, they butchered the song so bad you wouldn’t even know it was Sepultura. I mean really.

    I’m gonna go watch my Third World Chaos VHS now.

  • Alisha

    Oh…. oh dear… excuse me while I jab a sharp pencil in my ear.

  • Tyler

    That is one of the worst covers ever. Ever. Disgraceful.