Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE

By: Joseph Schroeder-Gurnicz

Joseph Schroeder-Gurnicz — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:31:28 +0000

hey you want to go to six flags after the show?

By: wayniac

wayniac — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:04:00 +0000

The love-children of Abbath and Ihsahn go out to play!

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NACHTMYSTIUM VINYL, INTO ETERNITY & INTRONAUT CDs | MetalSucks

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:21:10 +0000

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By: JJj0k3r

JJj0k3r — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:55:27 +0000

My name’s Posehn! It’s pronounced like insane, but with Po instead of in! What’s so funny?! My makeup?! It’s not a joke! Do I look like a comedian?!

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:18:42 +0000

Too late, the two teens realized one of the most important rules of theme parks: never put on makeup while riding a roller coaster.

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:01:25 +0000

Now for our human interest story…sufferers of the rare “King Diamond tourettes syndrome” enjoy a charity day at the park. Just like the Special Olympics, everyone goes home a winner!

By: Ambience23

Ambience23 — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:58:20 +0000

Abbath and Demonaz were outraged because 666 Flags Magic Mountain wouldn’t let them ride with their swords.

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:52:52 +0000

Bob and Doug McKenzie found the only safe haven to listen to Metallica’s Death Magnetic without getting spanked like a little pansy was on the Tilt-A-Whirl. This shot was taken between Baja Men “Who let the dogs out” and Motley Crue’s “Girls Girls Girls”. Notice them rocking to “My Apocalypse” before being vomited on by the girl in yellow. Sweet justice I call it!

By: hazardofholland

hazardofholland — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:06:43 +0000

Oh so this is that dark carnvial all those juggalos have been talkin about

By: Name Not Applicable

Name Not Applicable — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:56:05 +0000

“Sitting next to the man in the black shirt, Astaroth couldn’t help but feel awkward about his choice of garb”

By: blaspheghm

blaspheghm — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:11:49 +0000

It’s a Grim World (After All)

By: havoc21

havoc21 — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:44:05 +0000

There’s so much evil surrounding this descent that I can actually feel Satan’s balls!

By: knighthaunter

knighthaunter — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:07:00 +0000

goresplat and bloodmonger were sorely dissappointed when upon rounding the last bend on the “Roller Coaster to HELL!!!!” the ride, did not as described roller coaster into hell but had merely gone in a big circle.

By: jonowev

jonowev — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:19:52 +0000

Sorry for the typo, I meant Gorgoroth of course. :P

By: jonowev

jonowev — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:19:25 +0000

“Attempts by the theme park to make their new rollercoaster scarier by employing ex-members of black metal band Gogoroth went down a storm with the public”

By: Downshifter

Downshifter — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:20:12 +0000

We Recently learned Gorgoroth frontman Gaahl is openly gay… But many of you did not know that he has his own “Neverland Ranch” type compound, this picture captures one of the several Rides he has.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:24:21 +0000

Well the black metal fans in Scandinavia we’re sacrificing goats… a couple Christians decided to put on their own face paint, John even putting a cross on his forehead, and do the most brutal thing they could think of… trying to grab jesus’ balls well riding a roller coaster.

By: chrisbowen5150

chrisbowen5150 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:10:52 +0000

Sons of Northern Dorkness…….Eh

By: blackmetal_virus

blackmetal_virus — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:57:53 +0000

Hey Dutchess, do you know why my hand ends up like this?

Because of fvckin rainbows and sunshine and shits n giggles!

By: Butt eater

Butt eater — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:46:28 +0000

Wanting to show how metal they were, the two boarded the ride only to find that they were not grim enough to brave ..the faris wheel..