Comments on: LARS ULRICH’S TIPS FOR APPEARING TALLER THAN YOU REALLY ARE

By: Randy

Randy — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:55:03 +0000

Dude there are plenty of short dudes in metal.
Scott Ian – 5’6
Dan Spitz – 5’1
Joey Jordison – 5’4
Everyone in AC/DC except for Cliff are under 5’6
Bruce Dickenson – 5’5
Glenn Danzig – 5’3
Alex Laiho – 5’5
Ronnie James Dio – 5’4
Kerry King – 5’6
I could go on but I’m sick of typing.
And have you noticed that sometimes Lars looks taller than Kirk and sometimes he looks 6 inches shorter than him?Anyone else notice that.It’s weird.

By: Dunk

Dunk — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:21:52 +0000

Keith Caputo from Life of Agony is about 3 feet tall. They were an awesome band back in the day, but he looks like a kid onstage…

By: kie-kie

kie-kie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:20:13 +0000

wait, wait, what about angus young? he’s only 5 foot fucking 3 or something!

By: AWB

AWB — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:45:24 +0000

Holy shit, this post is old, so I don’t assume anyone will read this, but there are plenty of ‘shorties’ who’ve made it either really ‘big’ in music, or gained at the very least some modicum of success in metal:

(1) Fred Durst (everyone hates him, but he sold 13 million copies of his second record).

(2) Dani Filth – lead singer of Cradle Of Filth is like 5’3″ or something.

(3) Angela Gossow (I know she’s a girl, but) I’ve seen pictures of her where I was like “What?! I thought she was a lot taller than that!!!”

(4) Robin Black (of “Robin Black and the Inter-Galactic Rockstars”) even though he’s more rock/punk than metal is in the ‘unterheight’ category.

…And besides all of them I’m sure there are plenty of other little guys out there who’ve defied odds and made it – ironically ‘big’. I’ll leave it up to metal-archives.com to create a ‘searchable’ list of bands with short-people in them.

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By: ezra

ezra — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:50:08 +0000

Dio, Udo, Slipknot’s drummer, plenty of midgets around

By: Gravy

Gravy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:50:35 +0000

Haha, just at the top picture!! hehe. Maybe he should wear the high heels! No wonder he has little man sindrome

By: puke

puke — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:24:30 +0000

oh and Chris Barnes is short to but hes kind of a joke, just ask Seth Putnam

By: Joe C.'s posse

Joe C.'s posse — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:36:03 +0000

Joe C. doesn’t hang out with Kid Rock anymore, because he died in 2000.

By: Metalmartyr.com

Metalmartyr.com — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:31:05 +0000

I had no idea until last night, but Jeff Walker from Carcass is like barely 5 feet tall.

By: ibanez

ibanez — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:52:56 +0000

WHAT ABOUT THAT LIL’ FUCKER WHO HUNG WITH KID ROCK?

By: iolanach

iolanach — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:01:54 +0000

Chuck Schuldiner was 4 inches tall.

His cock was 3 feet long though.

By: Pluto

Pluto — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:38:15 +0000

I cannot believe you would forget Dio.

By: Jon

Jon — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:29:23 +0000

Muhammed Suicmez from Necrophagist looks like the shortest metal frontman of all time.

By: Ambience23

Ambience23 — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:49:35 +0000

@Corey Mitchell:
Lars kind of looks like the guy from Accept

By: dthrasher

dthrasher — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:43:26 +0000

Alexi Laiho is like 3 feet tall

By: John

John — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:51:10 +0000

James Jasta

By: puke

puke — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:24:43 +0000

Jimmy Bower is pretty fucking short

By: Corey Mitchell

Corey Mitchell — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:23:29 +0000

Great metal midget = Udo Dirkschneider of Accept

By: Morgan

Morgan — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:06:06 +0000

Maybe you haven’t heard of this guy…he’s kinda unknown…I mean MAYBE you have…does the name RONNIE JAMES DIO mean anything to you?