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THE TOP 10 UGLIEST MEN IN METAL

 Monday, September 15th, 2008 at 3:22pm by

Revolver has their annual “Hottest Chicks in Metal” issue, which is great if you’re Revolver and want to sell an assload of copies to horny teens and unhappily married men you want to oggle at semi-hot babes that you’ll never have. But for those just looking for a little shot in the arm of self-esteem, Ruthless Reviews presents The 10 Ugliest Men In Heavy Metal History, a list that’s sure to get you feeling pretty good about your chances of gettin’ lucky tonight. Appropriately, the top 3 (none of whom are pictured at right) are all men whose beauty factor we’ve commented on before, and #1 is highly MetalSucks-approved in his own right.

-VN

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  • http://www.myspace.com/vdemos Luke

    Haha, that list was spot on. Although I think 2 and 1 should be switched.
    Also,
    This is a serious question:
    I need the help of some metalheads.
    I’m the vocalist in a “metal” band, and we’re in the process of recording our first demo. I have some qualms about what we have so far, in that a lot of our stuff is singing/screaming as opposed to being completely “br00tal” (that’s a joke, people) or completely “clean”. I just want to know if the singing sounds to “poppy” or if I should just stick to screaming the whole time, or what.
    Keep in mind these are demos of demos.
    Have a listen at http://www.myspace.com/vdemos (not our official myspace, just for this purpose). Let me know what you think (what’s good, what could be changed, if it needs less singing, etc.) Thanks a lot guys.
    P.S. This is NOT a plug, I’m really looking for some feedback.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    This list is sorely missing Sharon Osbourne. This absolutely can not stand!

  • b-rad

    i really expected Tad to be on this list. does anyone remember him?

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    Hahaha Vinny Vincent looks like the dude from Scrubs….only gayer.

  • jono

    Devin Townsend is far uglier than every man on that list.

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  • http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/82/image1llrk5.jpg Revrant

    Steve Grimmett looks like my aunt Becky. *shudder*

  • jesse

    @jono

    Completely agree man. That guy is one ugly mother fucker.

  • Metal Chic

    Steve Grimmett is not only fat and ugly but is also the biggest asshole and wanker imaginable. No, am not assuming – I actually know him very well. Poor thing has nothing to offer the world and is still trying.

  • Metal Dude

    Metal Chic you are a fucking slag. I know SG also and he is NOT an asshole. He is a genuine guy and a great talent. Not a good looking man to say the least but no reason to diss him you stupid cunt.