Comments on: EDDIE VAN PALIN

By: FOO FIGHTERS TELL JOHN MCCAIN TO FUCK OFF | MetalSucks

FOO FIGHTERS TELL JOHN MCCAIN TO FUCK OFF | MetalSucks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:00:10 +0000

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By: first dude

first dude — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:48:19 +0000

The best Van Palin parody is right here (David Lee McCain and Sarah Van Palin):

I’m Pullin’ For Palin – The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF
http://www.pullinforpalin.com/

By: Slappyfrog

Slappyfrog — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:09:57 +0000

@hibernum, Paul D:
Girlfriend was a publicist:
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_tours/van_halen_new_publicist_summer_tour_plans.html

Eddie “scored” (heh heh, he said ‘scored’) a “movie”:
http://www.spin.com/articles/eddie-van-halen-scores-porn

Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.
By Spin Staff 07.27.06 3:00 AM

Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. “I’m working with a friend — very simple,” Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. “I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just…sensual.” To Ninn’s “sensual” cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, “Rise” and “Catherine,” the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has “a ‘Kashmir’-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now,” Ninn told AVN.

By: Paul D

Paul D — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:17:15 +0000

he and his woman both do work in the magical world of porn

Wait…what?

By: hibernum

hibernum — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:56:18 +0000

Wait, Van Halen did porn? WTF?

By: Johnny Death

Johnny Death — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:39:14 +0000

Rohit – Nothing tastes better than a Crystal Pepsi with an Arch Deluxe! newt

By: Rohit

Rohit — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:30:15 +0000

I don’t see how the Halen brothers come out looking good. I’m not saying that they come out looking bad, just don’t see any real sides. It’s just nonsense drama/publicity so people who don’t play guitar hero still remember them.

And BTW I actually like Crystal Pepsi.

By: MetalGF

MetalGF — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:09:12 +0000

also, from people.com
“{Sarah Palin} is a rock fan. She named her son Trig Paxton Van Palin because it sounds like the band Van Halen. Says friend Judy Patrick, a former city council member who has known Palin for 12 years, “How cool was that to have a kid named Van Palin?”

This woman is such a loser on so many levels.