Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NACHTMYSTIUM VINYL, INTO ETERNITY & INTRONAUT CDs

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN INCREDIBLE GOD FORBID PRIZE PACKAGE! | MetalSucks

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:44:53 +0000

[...] to the winner’s of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. “Jonowev” won the grand prize, a limited edition, beer-colored double-gatefold vinyl [...]

By: Dr. Satan

Dr. Satan — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:47:41 +0000

Black Metal Rule # 10674

Beware, burnt churches can mean burnt cocks.

By: Sweeney

Sweeney — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:26:18 +0000

I know it doesn’t count, but I can’t resist:

Just another stop on the Ghaals Gone Wild tour.

By: Nate

Nate — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:07:44 +0000

“Like, hey Scoob. I could totally go for some like pizza and ice cream.”
–”Ruh-ruh raggy, rooby rick rangin’ rout!”

By: Larry K.

Larry K. — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:06:50 +0000

Finally, Cradle of Filth look the way they sound.

By: Metalash

Metalash — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:55:02 +0000

Now…who said that cock rock and gothic drag queens would never mesh well?

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:42:44 +0000

Two Mayhem fans discovered an inner passion once Dragonforce got on stage.

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:38:52 +0000

Bob and Bruce stood a little too long for the encore act and draw odd stares from the rest of the Behemoth crowd… now they are forever captured on ratemycorpsepaint.com

By: Duane

Duane — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:41:21 +0000

The Interpretive Dance stage at the Wacken festival is an idea whose time has not yet come.

By: Lucifer

Lucifer — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:16:01 +0000

The only real sad thing about this picture is that I would rather see that live than see Metallica live!

By: Cesare

Cesare — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:16:10 +0000

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

By: Cesare

Cesare — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:09:38 +0000

Man I wish I was blind!

By: RedKennedy

RedKennedy — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:36:31 +0000

“Norse Lord of the Hula! I present thee with this holy artifact taken from the vanquished dark wizard Miley Cyrus.”

“Many thanks, may I also have that joint in your fingers?”

“No, my lord.”

By: Larry K.

Larry K. — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:12:38 +0000

Proof that corpsepaint can make a rubber zebra striped pink guitar look kvlt.

By: dale schmucker

dale schmucker — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:12:07 +0000

but seriously dude, point that the other way. It smells like ass of your girl or boyfriend beside you wearing the god ugly lookin glay!!!

By: wayniac

wayniac — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:54:40 +0000

2 walking billboards for the promotion of contraception!

By: wayniac

wayniac — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:52:47 +0000

Clearly the black metal after-party went on way too long last night – they didn’t have time to remove their make-up for Mardi Gras the next day!

By: hayisforhorses

hayisforhorses — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:49:53 +0000

Dragonforces singer (in background) was severely dissapointed by the groupie action following ultra beatdown.

By: havoc21

havoc21 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:29:00 +0000

If only Gaahl could still rock as hard if he stopped worshipping Satan, and began praising Mother Nature.

By: mrmaltliquor

mrmaltliquor — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:44:54 +0000

This actually makes me cringe more than the Vern Troyer sex tape.