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WINDS OF PLAGUE’S KRISTEN RANDALL BARES MORE THAN JUST HER SOUL (HINT: IT’S HER BOOBS!)

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 2:38pm by

Let’s keep this short and sweet. Revolver reports:

Winds of Plague keyboardist and Revolver ‘Hottest Chicks in Metal’ alumna Kristen Randall has bared more than her soul in a sexy candid shot… The picture, which appears to have been taken by Randall herself while standing before a mirror, has already won the band a bunch of new fans, at least judging by comments posted on the site.

The pic is, for reasons not really clear to me at this time, on the Lamb of God message board; but for the sake of convenience, we’ve posted it after the jump.

And, as if I needed to say, this is NSF-fuckin’-W. ‘Cause, you know, she’s topless.

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  • Gordon Bombay

    Oh yeah, This ones going in the spank bank

    • Blarh

      i lol’d

    • assface

      never heard of this band… tits aren’t good enough to change that either

      • ben

        dude Winds of Plague is so fucking good it’s not even funny

  • Dougie

    very…nice…boobies

  • Kye

    Looks like a scene girl lifting up her shirt…doesn’t myspace have those everywhere?

  • Pisschrist

    fuck this band and her ;)

  • CrapMcPoopin

    Rather see the chick from Bleeding Through’s twat.

    • caveman

      ahhahahahhaha cheers to that

    • kyle

      haha totally agreed.
      this girl’s pretty good tho :]

    • jamie

      marta from bleeding through looks beat

  • http://myspace.com/biosyn teaches_of_peaches

    a bit of a butterface.

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en FleischBerg

    booooooobiiiiieeess……

  • bob fossil

    nice.

  • 1234

    Is it me or does it look like she has a hitler mustache?

    • cjantichrist210

      lol its a septum ring :]]

  • RollingThunder

    Stupid Slag, it’s like my dad always told me, somewhere, there’s some guy who’s sick of her bullshit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

      lmao

  • jesse

    Very delicious.

  • BlestTilDeth

    meh…

  • http://hotmail j-rock

    does look like she has a hitler ‘stache in all fairness this looks like any other chick you could pick up at 2 am

  • joethecabdriver

    omg this shit is sooo sexist how dare you exploit women and degrade…..oh, shit, i forgot that this was a metal blog, not punk. I’m sorry. Yay bewbies!!!!

  • Gabexmosh

    Lame. Well, of course, not as lame as a thousand pasty metal fans who can’t get laid clinging tightly to this pic because it’s the closest they’ll get to a pair of boobs.

    • hxcdude

      ahahah so fuckin true i personnally know a few person that fit in that description ! loll

  • GREGDOUT

    guess i’ll start paying attention to winds of plague bulliten posts now

  • http://sirjorge.com/blogx sir jorge@gmail.com

    I always wanted to see a scene girl naked, and now, i can die happy.

    • cjantichrist210

      lmao not hard to find Xp i got tons of them on my phone :]]

  • http://mandatory-metallica.blogspot.com/ mankvill

    I’m at work looking at NSFW stuff. Feels good, man.

  • amy

    “i hate you dad!”

  • 36Thoughtless

    I’m thinking next photo caption contest…

    @amy: awesome…

  • http://lamb-of-god.com/forum/index.php METAKYLE

    LoG BOAR REPRESENT!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Hopefully this inspires Maria Brink to expose her yams.

  • Ross

    She looks like a fucking dude. Gross.

  • Johnny Ringo

    i was really excited to see her bewbz when i heard about this due to the fact that she looks sexy as shit in their video and in revolver but when i saw this i was decidedly let down that she has the body of a man

  • CrapMcPoopin

    Septum – Everybody looks good ‘cept ‘em

  • GammaSperm

    bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbs!

  • Astral Zombie

    I’m gonna make a coffee table book of girls in bands who send nudie pics via e-mail to dudes in other bands…trust me, she ain’t the only one!

  • Porkspam

    Should have been the pic where we do the quote contest for.

  • niggaplease

    “Looks like a scene girl lifting up her shirt…doesn’t myspace have those everywhere?”

    “Rather see the chick from Bleeding Through’s twat.”

    Amen on both counts.

    You can’t spit down the road without finding hundreds of gigs of scene chicks naked. Easy as shit to find. And this chick is a 7 on the scene attractiveness scale.

    The interesting thing will be how this plays, considering the blase attitude of scene girls about tits yet the complicated feminist implications of being a chick in a metal band.

    And am I the onyl one who wouldn’t mind seeing Otep naked?

    • xD

      Nah i think most people would love seeing her naked but sadly…. Only women will :(

  • iolanach

    Tits almost make up for shittiness that is Winds of Plague.

    Almost.

  • Keith Al-Shareef

    No, you’re not the only one who wants to see Otep naked. I wouldn’t mind seeing Otep and her girlfriend naked together, either…

  • bitchplease

    holy fucking shit.

    hottest thing ive ever seen.

    • bethany

      lol@that

  • Chyld of Perdition

    Well, I WAS horny, and then I saw THAT!!! Now all I need is a paper bag, and some duct-tape to seal it shut around my neck…

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      You mean a plastic bag?

  • Chyld of Perdition

    Ohh, and some booze so I pass out and don’t try to remove the bag…

  • Mr.Anon

    I have seen waaaay too much porn.

    The first thing I thought of was ” Hey, we have the same lightswitch covers.”

  • gross

    she looks like a dude with manboobs

  • http://noneyo Kellar

    dude the band winds of plague gives me a boner and so does the picture wop 4 life

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    LMFAO @ Anon

  • blodhemn

    What an ugly fucking bitch. It looks like Pee Wee Herman and Jake “the snake” Roberts had a baby. What a talentless bitch. I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.

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  • Quido Ladouche

    Looks like a dude with tits.

  • Glenn Danzig

    I like this band, I like this girl, she is on my tour, its good to be evil.

  • KaledKeroscene

    Hey fuck you guys I would bang her in a heart beat along with the twins from Eyes Set to Kill =]….By the way Winds Of Plague is pretty good…I think they should break it down more =p

  • CrussButtFucker

    Fuck all you dumb mother fuckers that say she has a dudes body
    she is a beautiful respectable girl and i wouldn’t fuck her i would make love to her
    twice

  • keepitbrutal

    First of all….How the fuck is she a scene girl? Why is any girl that is into metal automatically a scene girl? And her “hitler mustach” is her septum or a shadow from it…. And shes fucking hott and happpens to have a lot of talent too.

  • Skyler

    Winds of Plague are among the gods.

    Kristen is fucking gorgeous.
    Fuck all you pussy ass haters.

  • xSTR8HATEx

    Kristen is fucking GORGEOUS!!!

    All you bitch ass haters are just scared cause she could probably beat your asses

    Shut your fucking lips and quit hating you cancer infested donkeys

  • Jason X

    Hot fucking damn.

  • Lono

    You internet forum cunts crack me up! “You can’t spit down the road without finding hundreds of gigs of scene chicks naked. Easy as shit to find. And this chick is a 7 on the scene attractiveness scale.” Are you kidding me? All of you saying she’s ugly and whatnot would pre-cum twice if presented with her in your bedroom like this. I don’t even like WoP, but you would all fuck her silly if you could, your on the fucking forums, are you getting mass scene pussy from girls just begging to polish your knob? I doubt it, just because you jerk it to Suicide Girls girls that might be hotter on a nightly basis don’t fucking kid yourself. You are all full of shit!

  • tbr chronic

    ohh shit this is “national schools film week” material

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com Reaper-X

    Lol, a publicity stunt at its lowest.

    Lono, seriously? Drop the stupid cool dude act. You probably get LESS pussy compared to any basement dwelling fuck on the net. Maybe you would pre-cum twice if she was naked in your bedroom. Then cry as she laughs at you for cumming on-sight.

    I wouldn’t screw this chick A: Because I think her band sucks B: This is a poorly laid out publicity stunt.

    • http://www.myspace.com/king_crazy_eyes Crazy Eyes

      She took this for her ex boyfriend and then he sold it to Revolver (her words).

      • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

        Yeah, right…

        There’s also a cure for AIDS being released tomorrow.

  • Bustakapp1942

    I can’t belive people actually judge just from looking at a photo. I got to chill with her and smoke a cig with her on the thrash and burn tour and she is so fucking beautiful in person its not even funny. This pic is nice but it looks nothing like her.

  • Klinck

    Next a vagina picture is needed

  • cody d davis

    i have seen wop be 4 and they kick ass!!! and the hole time she was eye fucking me>> so now i can say that bitch eyeball fuuuucking me at that show? i seen her tits< and i fucking love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    cody davis

  • Hit The Lights

    Nice.

    Real fucking nice.

    =D

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    One hell of a stunt though,

    TWO awesome.

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  • Selaphiel

    She’s ugly as shit =/

  • Lan

    She’s SOOO hot. Even in person. FUCK I LOVE THIS PICTURE hahahaha.

  • Manny

    she has an amazing body she super talented and who cares if she did this shes cool because she shows them and yea booooooooooooobbbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeeeesssssssssssss

  • Stephen

    Kristen is gorgeous and awesome! Katie and I love her, so shut the fuck up!

  • Habbo Sykes♫

    Oh fuck Kristen you make me so happy XD

  • catttttttt

    she isnt scene, shes the keyboardest of WINDS OF PLAGUE

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  • http://salsicha.wordpress.com Gabriel

    Whoa.. nice boobies ;D

  • jesusdanger260

    OMG sexy….
    id hit that
    fuck ya bewbies.
    wop is coming to my town april 21st. i shall be getting a picature with her!

  • DJ

    holy shit!
    Kristans boobs!
    alright!!!!!

  • Randal

    Wow! HAHA! we all do dumb shit. I still love you Kristen!

  • Nick

    Damn, shes fine as hell. Nice tits.

  • MOTHER FUCKER

    wow.. boobs look good.. but everything else is ugly.. it doesnt help that she is in a gay band that shouldnt be up on a metal website in the first place.. i fucking hate scene people.. “lets hear another breakdown!!!” fucking faggots.. why is it that the less talent you have.. the more money you make?.. i dunno it just kinda pisses me off that bands like suffocation and necrophagist have to play a tour with these guys +1ugly chick and born of osiris.. breakdown breakdown breakdown….. how about some music that takes actual talent to play???..

    over all id fuck her.
    but im drunk and like pussy too much to turn her down at the moment haha

    • MASTICATORMIKE

      Id tap that, but i deffinatly agree with you that talentless fucks should not be on the same tour with killer REAL deathmetal bands like suffocation and dying fetus. We just played on summer slaughter and the amount of faggot deathcore fucks at the show was frightening to a deathmetal fan, and i have to say every single one of those shitty bands were fucking retarded talentless monkeys attempting to play music ….as for breakdowns…..what is the point in being in a band if your amount of playing skills amounts to on powerchord dropped to drop B-unghole, while some shitty drumming and Pointless pig noise hovers over them. Fuck those talentles pricks, take a lesson from the real bands you ignorant fucks.

  • Haeru

    (*) . (*)

  • durf

    THE MILK’S GONE BAD

  • courtney

    I love kristen… i saw them last tuesday night in spokane and they were amazing.
    i am a straight girl, but when my friend sky said to go look up these boobs i did am there amazing
    he actually got kissed on the cheek by her and i was standing right there haha i love winds of plague
    :)

  • Devinenjois

    i seen them live and thought they were very good
    jsut seen this picture and she is hot as fukk.

  • lulzie

    small tits, not impressed… seen hotter skanks in a sewer.

    • Phantom Kill

      well ur a fucking fag how famous r u bitch

    • Phantom Kill

      well ur a fucking fag how famous r u bitch

  • http://www.myspace.com/alolikesvag Alo

    damn she has really nice boobs ^_^

  • ZxZ

    Okay. Few things to say.

    1. This picture is hot. Kristen Randall is a fucking keyboardist, not a pornstar. We should all feel lucky to see her tits at all. So quit fucking complaining.

    2. WOP is a great band. And 90% of the WOP fans I know are not scene kids. Whatsoever. So yeah. There’s that.

    3. Deathcore is actually just as respectable of a genre as Death Metal. I listen to pretty much every sub-genre of metal. And I’ve tried playing all of it (guitarist since 11 years of age =D). Now as much as I like Suffocation, and many other death metal bands, some deathcore bands such as Conducting From the Grave, A Breath Before Surfacing, and As Blood Runs black are at LEAST as talented of musicians, and in my opinion moreso (I will seriously give mad props to anyone who can send me a youtube link of them playing ANY song by Conducting From the Grave).

    So, any questions fuckers?

  • ZxZ

    Oh, and I’m tired, it’s almost 4 am so I have an excuse, but for all you “fans” out there it’s spelled Suffokate. With a k. Sorry for spacing out the first time.

  • MFKN Willis

    yeah shes hot and she’s got twins out, but she’s way hotter naked in person.

  • ZxZ

    Holy fuck I was tired last nite. Totally different bands. Sorry about that guys, I’m not as dumb as I sounded. Never try to prove a point at 4 AM when you’re running on 3 hours of sleep. I was thinking of Suffokate, not sure I’ve ever listened to Suffocation, so I cannot say for sure. But Conducting From the Grave would still destroy em ;D.

    • ZxZ

      Fuck me sideways. I need to go back to my roots more often. Okay yeah I know Suffocation. Just haven’t listened to more traditional Death in awhile.

      And unless I think of another way that I was being fucking stupid, I’m done now guys. For real this time. Haha

  • http://duck dave millard

    so hot.its like she came out of a dream

  • penguinily02

    just like any other -_- shit like this gets old, she should have some class, although i’m not gonna deny i’d beat.

  • kris eddens

    You guys are assholes. Kristen is a good girl and is nothing but a sweet cool chick! If you don’t have anything nice to say to say then keep it to yourself! Idiots. As if you’re fuckin perfect! Get fucked!

  • tevearris

    I’d do her…so would the rest of you…unless you’re round at the corners…haha

  • eldest

    My God, that’s…er…class. She might be hot but I guess that’s all. If you need to show your tits to be respected as a musician… Bah. failed.

  • eldest

    Actually, she might be a good suicide girl. Of course, don’t really know if that’s a compliment.

  • http://www.myspace.com/king_crazy_eyes Crazy Eyes

    She’s taking a lawsuit against her boyfriend for this.

  • http://sensationalgravity sarahsensation

    Wings of Plague is an amazing band but her septum ring does indeed make her look like Hitler.
    Her tits look like any other scene chicks tits. Maybe….she thinks this will promote the band? ;)

  • sarahsensation

    I do agree that she’s pretty but i could go find that at the Conservatory at like midnight.

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  • Beaner

    I’m surprised there hasn’t been a “Twins of Plague” comment.

  • jamie

    niiiiiiiiiippss

  • Joe Black

    If she has to show her tits of to sell albums, then i sure wont fuckin buy one, ever.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Will-Sutphin/29706363 Will Sutphin

    the band is shit. they sound like bleeding through if they were in it for money alone (nice mohawk! lol). and this lady is hot but should be raped by a goat for using this to promote such a shitball band. i am sure her father is jacking off to this still. i should know, he is the trailor next door.

    • Phantom Kill

      first of all she never intended this to be on the web so fuck off u little prick and tell me what do u do for a living …nobody 

    • Phantom Kill

      first of all she never intended this to be on the web so fuck off u little prick and tell me what do u do for a living …nobody 

    • Houstenrogers23

      actually she sent this picture to lamb of gods lead singer and he posted it on the internet so haha suck it bitch

  • RiiveRzZ

    I’d bang, but at the end of the day…….Marta > Kristen or
    Marta + Kristen = a CSI’s wet dream…..or maybe that’s just my wet dream ;)

    • Dave191911

      not just yours

  • Skanes

    You never miss a chance to post this, and it never gets old to me.

  • http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-gb%3AIE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADFA_fr&q=anthony+hisashi&meta=&aq=f&oq= Anthony Hisashi

    Congratulations. Your now only going to be avaliable to guys thats only want to have sex with you.

    Well done for never in your life time ever now being able to say “i love you”
    To a guy that won’t have sex behind your back.

    and when you find a decent guy.
    he’ll never take you on after knowing about the pics on the internet.

    Congratulations.
    Your a slag.

    • Houstenrogers23

      i could marry her haha i wouldnt mind porkin that every night and wakin up to that

  • Sydney

    I’m glad to see she has so many supporters, personally, I don’t think she’s super pretty or has a nice bod but that is what’s cool about seeing how many supporters she has. If she wants to show her titties on the internet that’s her buisness! If you have a problem with it don’t comment! If she was super fake or trying to get publicity then I’d think she was lame but she probably never even intended for this to make it to the internet.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

    She’s a beautiful woman, guys. Come on.

    Also, tits :3

  • rick james

    i wish I had four hands so I could give those titties….four thumbs down

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  • Ziltoid

    People (I guess including me, now) still comment on this.

    Haha, priceless.

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  • Joel

    Fuck her, in the literal, and metaphorical sense.

  • jdudeman

    She is sooo hot. And seriously all you people saying to “have some class” like almost every chick sends nude pics to her boyfriend true not all do but most do so cut her some slack she didnt do it to get publicity so stfu

    • Rodríguez

      No, they don’t, and the ones that do we have a word for: sluts. All of the girls I know haven’t done such thing. So yeah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Amnesia420 Sandro Ferhatovic

    Yummy!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Amnesia420 Sandro Ferhatovic

    She;s fucking HOT!!

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