WINDS OF PLAGUE’S KRISTEN RANDALL BARES MORE THAN JUST HER SOUL (HINT: IT’S HER BOOBS!)
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 2:38pm by MetalSucksLet’s keep this short and sweet. Revolver reports:
Winds of Plague keyboardist and Revolver ‘Hottest Chicks in Metal’ alumna Kristen Randall has bared more than her soul in a sexy candid shot… The picture, which appears to have been taken by Randall herself while standing before a mirror, has already won the band a bunch of new fans, at least judging by comments posted on the site.
The pic is, for reasons not really clear to me at this time, on the Lamb of God message board; but for the sake of convenience, we’ve posted it after the jump.
And, as if I needed to say, this is NSF-fuckin’-W. ‘Cause, you know, she’s topless.
Oh yeah, This ones going in the spank bank
i lol’d
very…nice…boobies
Looks like a scene girl lifting up her shirt…doesn’t myspace have those everywhere?
fuck this band and her ;)
Rather see the chick from Bleeding Through’s twat.
ahhahahahhaha cheers to that
haha totally agreed.
this girl’s pretty good tho :]
marta from bleeding through looks beat
a bit of a butterface.
booooooobiiiiieeess……
nice.
Is it me or does it look like she has a hitler mustache?
lol its a septum ring :]]
Stupid Slag, it’s like my dad always told me, somewhere, there’s some guy who’s sick of her bullshit.
Very delicious.
meh…
does look like she has a hitler ’stache in all fairness this looks like any other chick you could pick up at 2 am
omg this shit is sooo sexist how dare you exploit women and degrade…..oh, shit, i forgot that this was a metal blog, not punk. I’m sorry. Yay bewbies!!!!
Lame. Well, of course, not as lame as a thousand pasty metal fans who can’t get laid clinging tightly to this pic because it’s the closest they’ll get to a pair of boobs.
ahahah so fuckin true i personnally know a few person that fit in that description ! loll
guess i’ll start paying attention to winds of plague bulliten posts now
I always wanted to see a scene girl naked, and now, i can die happy.
lmao not hard to find Xp i got tons of them on my phone :]]
I’m at work looking at NSFW stuff. Feels good, man.
“i hate you dad!”
I’m thinking next photo caption contest…
@amy: awesome…
LoG BOAR REPRESENT!
Hopefully this inspires Maria Brink to expose her yams.
She looks like a fucking dude. Gross.
i was really excited to see her bewbz when i heard about this due to the fact that she looks sexy as shit in their video and in revolver but when i saw this i was decidedly let down that she has the body of a man
Septum – Everybody looks good ‘cept ‘em
bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbs!
I’m gonna make a coffee table book of girls in bands who send nudie pics via e-mail to dudes in other bands…trust me, she ain’t the only one!
Should have been the pic where we do the quote contest for.
“Looks like a scene girl lifting up her shirt…doesn’t myspace have those everywhere?”
“Rather see the chick from Bleeding Through’s twat.”
Amen on both counts.
You can’t spit down the road without finding hundreds of gigs of scene chicks naked. Easy as shit to find. And this chick is a 7 on the scene attractiveness scale.
The interesting thing will be how this plays, considering the blase attitude of scene girls about tits yet the complicated feminist implications of being a chick in a metal band.
And am I the onyl one who wouldn’t mind seeing Otep naked?
Nah i think most people would love seeing her naked but sadly…. Only women will :(
Tits almost make up for shittiness that is Winds of Plague.
Almost.
No, you’re not the only one who wants to see Otep naked. I wouldn’t mind seeing Otep and her girlfriend naked together, either…
holy fucking shit.
hottest thing ive ever seen.
Well, I WAS horny, and then I saw THAT!!! Now all I need is a paper bag, and some duct-tape to seal it shut around my neck…
You mean a plastic bag?
Ohh, and some booze so I pass out and don’t try to remove the bag…
I have seen waaaay too much porn.
The first thing I thought of was ” Hey, we have the same lightswitch covers.”
she looks like a dude with manboobs
dude the band winds of plague gives me a boner and so does the picture wop 4 life
LMFAO @ Anon
What an ugly fucking bitch. It looks like Pee Wee Herman and Jake “the snake” Roberts had a baby. What a talentless bitch. I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
[...] in September, a topless photo of Winds of Plague keyboardist Kristen Randall took of herself found its way onto the internet. The best thing Randall could have done at that [...]
Looks like a dude with tits.
I like this band, I like this girl, she is on my tour, its good to be evil.
Hey fuck you guys I would bang her in a heart beat along with the twins from Eyes Set to Kill =]….By the way Winds Of Plague is pretty good…I think they should break it down more =p
Fuck all you dumb mother fuckers that say she has a dudes body
she is a beautiful respectable girl and i wouldn’t fuck her i would make love to her
twice
First of all….How the fuck is she a scene girl? Why is any girl that is into metal automatically a scene girl? And her “hitler mustach” is her septum or a shadow from it…. And shes fucking hott and happpens to have a lot of talent too.
Winds of Plague are among the gods.
Kristen is fucking gorgeous.
Fuck all you pussy ass haters.
Kristen is fucking GORGEOUS!!!
All you bitch ass haters are just scared cause she could probably beat your asses
Shut your fucking lips and quit hating you cancer infested donkeys
Hot fucking damn.
You internet forum cunts crack me up! “You can’t spit down the road without finding hundreds of gigs of scene chicks naked. Easy as shit to find. And this chick is a 7 on the scene attractiveness scale.” Are you kidding me? All of you saying she’s ugly and whatnot would pre-cum twice if presented with her in your bedroom like this. I don’t even like WoP, but you would all fuck her silly if you could, your on the fucking forums, are you getting mass scene pussy from girls just begging to polish your knob? I doubt it, just because you jerk it to Suicide Girls girls that might be hotter on a nightly basis don’t fucking kid yourself. You are all full of shit!
ohh shit this is “national schools film week” material
Lol, a publicity stunt at its lowest.
Lono, seriously? Drop the stupid cool dude act. You probably get LESS pussy compared to any basement dwelling fuck on the net. Maybe you would pre-cum twice if she was naked in your bedroom. Then cry as she laughs at you for cumming on-sight.
I wouldn’t screw this chick A: Because I think her band sucks B: This is a poorly laid out publicity stunt.
She took this for her ex boyfriend and then he sold it to Revolver (her words).
Yeah, right…
There’s also a cure for AIDS being released tomorrow.
I can’t belive people actually judge just from looking at a photo. I got to chill with her and smoke a cig with her on the thrash and burn tour and she is so fucking beautiful in person its not even funny. This pic is nice but it looks nothing like her.
Next a vagina picture is needed
i have seen wop be 4 and they kick ass!!! and the hole time she was eye fucking me>> so now i can say that bitch eyeball fuuuucking me at that show? i seen her tits< and i fucking love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cody davis
Nice.
Real fucking nice.
=D
One hell of a stunt though,
TWO awesome.
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She’s ugly as shit =/
She’s SOOO hot. Even in person. FUCK I LOVE THIS PICTURE hahahaha.
she has an amazing body she super talented and who cares if she did this shes cool because she shows them and yea booooooooooooobbbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeeeesssssssssssss
Kristen is gorgeous and awesome! Katie and I love her, so shut the fuck up!
Oh fuck Kristen you make me so happy XD
she isnt scene, shes the keyboardest of WINDS OF PLAGUE
[...] was browsing through the “Fuck you, too,” blog series. So, I came upon the response to Kristen Randall naked picture thing, wherein something about a naked picture of Lars Ulrich was mentioned, as though it did not exist. [...]
Whoa.. nice boobies ;D
OMG sexy….
id hit that
fuck ya bewbies.
wop is coming to my town april 21st. i shall be getting a picature with her!
holy shit!
Kristans boobs!
alright!!!!!
Wow! HAHA! we all do dumb shit. I still love you Kristen!
Damn, shes fine as hell. Nice tits.
wow.. boobs look good.. but everything else is ugly.. it doesnt help that she is in a gay band that shouldnt be up on a metal website in the first place.. i fucking hate scene people.. “lets hear another breakdown!!!” fucking faggots.. why is it that the less talent you have.. the more money you make?.. i dunno it just kinda pisses me off that bands like suffocation and necrophagist have to play a tour with these guys +1ugly chick and born of osiris.. breakdown breakdown breakdown….. how about some music that takes actual talent to play???..
over all id fuck her.
but im drunk and like pussy too much to turn her down at the moment haha
Id tap that, but i deffinatly agree with you that talentless fucks should not be on the same tour with killer REAL deathmetal bands like suffocation and dying fetus. We just played on summer slaughter and the amount of faggot deathcore fucks at the show was frightening to a deathmetal fan, and i have to say every single one of those shitty bands were fucking retarded talentless monkeys attempting to play music ….as for breakdowns…..what is the point in being in a band if your amount of playing skills amounts to on powerchord dropped to drop B-unghole, while some shitty drumming and Pointless pig noise hovers over them. Fuck those talentles pricks, take a lesson from the real bands you ignorant fucks.
(*) . (*)
THE MILK’S GONE BAD
I love kristen… i saw them last tuesday night in spokane and they were amazing.
i am a straight girl, but when my friend sky said to go look up these boobs i did am there amazing
he actually got kissed on the cheek by her and i was standing right there haha i love winds of plague
:)
i seen them live and thought they were very good
jsut seen this picture and she is hot as fukk.
small tits, not impressed… seen hotter skanks in a sewer.
damn she has really nice boobs ^_^
Okay. Few things to say.
1. This picture is hot. Kristen Randall is a fucking keyboardist, not a pornstar. We should all feel lucky to see her tits at all. So quit fucking complaining.
2. WOP is a great band. And 90% of the WOP fans I know are not scene kids. Whatsoever. So yeah. There’s that.
3. Deathcore is actually just as respectable of a genre as Death Metal. I listen to pretty much every sub-genre of metal. And I’ve tried playing all of it (guitarist since 11 years of age =D). Now as much as I like Suffocation, and many other death metal bands, some deathcore bands such as Conducting From the Grave, A Breath Before Surfacing, and As Blood Runs black are at LEAST as talented of musicians, and in my opinion moreso (I will seriously give mad props to anyone who can send me a youtube link of them playing ANY song by Conducting From the Grave).
So, any questions fuckers?
Oh, and I’m tired, it’s almost 4 am so I have an excuse, but for all you “fans” out there it’s spelled Suffokate. With a k. Sorry for spacing out the first time.
yeah shes hot and she’s got twins out, but she’s way hotter naked in person.
Holy fuck I was tired last nite. Totally different bands. Sorry about that guys, I’m not as dumb as I sounded. Never try to prove a point at 4 AM when you’re running on 3 hours of sleep. I was thinking of Suffokate, not sure I’ve ever listened to Suffocation, so I cannot say for sure. But Conducting From the Grave would still destroy em ;D.
Fuck me sideways. I need to go back to my roots more often. Okay yeah I know Suffocation. Just haven’t listened to more traditional Death in awhile.
And unless I think of another way that I was being fucking stupid, I’m done now guys. For real this time. Haha
so hot.its like she came out of a dream
just like any other -_- shit like this gets old, she should have some class, although i’m not gonna deny i’d beat.
You guys are assholes. Kristen is a good girl and is nothing but a sweet cool chick! If you don’t have anything nice to say to say then keep it to yourself! Idiots. As if you’re fuckin perfect! Get fucked!
I’d do her…so would the rest of you…unless you’re round at the corners…haha
My God, that’s…er…class. She might be hot but I guess that’s all. If you need to show your tits to be respected as a musician… Bah. failed.
Actually, she might be a good suicide girl. Of course, don’t really know if that’s a compliment.
She’s taking a lawsuit against her boyfriend for this.
Wings of Plague is an amazing band but her septum ring does indeed make her look like Hitler.
Her tits look like any other scene chicks tits. Maybe….she thinks this will promote the band? ;)
I do agree that she’s pretty but i could go find that at the Conservatory at like midnight.
[...] That was pretty cool. [...]
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a “Twins of Plague” comment.
niiiiiiiiiippss
If she has to show her tits of to sell albums, then i sure wont fuckin buy one, ever.
[...] reasons for leaving the band. But for the rest of time, metal will always remember Randall for her topless shot. You remember the one, don’t you? Well, now that she’s left Winds of Plague, we wonder [...]
[...] to ogling women in metal’s tits and ass, which they would never do with men. To this day, that post with Kristin Randall’s boobs is one of our most viewed, while that other post with Lars Ulrich’s penis is not. So, yeah. [...]
[...] some day she’ll show her boobs like her predecessor Kristen Randall. That page is STILL in the Top 5 most-visited pages on this site over a year later, you fucking [...]
the band is shit. they sound like bleeding through if they were in it for money alone (nice mohawk! lol). and this lady is hot but should be raped by a goat for using this to promote such a shitball band. i am sure her father is jacking off to this still. i should know, he is the trailor next door.