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Cinemetal

THIS PRETTY MUCH SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

 Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 at 10:23am by

Via Metal Inquistion:


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  • Jim

    My brain has just been served. It’s too damn early in the morning to see this shit. Thanks for ruining my day.

  • Will

    Nice! I’ve always wanted to see hardcore dancing in slow motion! Thanks metalsucks!

  • eric

    its just……..so bad

  • http://rashofstabbings.blogspot.com Mick

    I never in my life thought there could be a rock/metal song/video as bad as Vinnie Vincent Invasion’s “Boyz Are Gonna Rock.” I stand corrected.

  • Brett

    How did they get the money to shoot this? Or is this one of those joke dubbed-over videos?

  • Sammy

    The scenes shifted too fast for me to determine who were the Jets and who were the Sharks. And what happened to Natalie Wood? She looks terrible!

  • Gabexmosh

    Thanks for making my scene look bad (worse?), assholes.

  • Adam

    just terrible.

  • http://www.myspace.com/murderousperfection bloodjunkie

    I wouldn’t be suprised AT ALL if this band were to come to Puerto Rico and win over every single scene-core kid on the island.

  • tyoung865

    that “scene” is a joke and those dancer’s lives are jokes. what ever happened to the good old fashioned pit? these days you’ve got circle pits where everyone runs around in a giant circle and now dancers and karate kids jump in. wtf. pits in general are kind of silly. i guess i’d rather watch the band and listen to the music considering i paid for it

  • Tommy Leebowitz

    Seriously?

  • Damotello

    A new pinnacle of douche-dom.

    The real victims of all this are suicide silence, it can’t be good for them having the chap with the mic (who doesn’t deserve the term vocalist) wearing their t-shirt.

  • Joe

    I actually thought the video was funny. Maybe they did this as a joke?

  • Fritz!

    What? This is a joke right?

  • vitruvianApe

    Oh shit sahn! U just got blown away by teh ultra-slo-mo windmill! Peeps my statue of liberteh. U cant see muh face cos of this bandana.
    Well the band pretty much slays so i can see why they had to have a yo mama style breakdown off. Reminds me of those pioneers of sound -Nora.
    Is this a David Brodsky joint?
    Pick up teh change kid!!!

  • Jason

    Hilarious!! Fucking awesome!!

  • Wata

    Someone has to make bad music and bad videos, right? MTV groups can’t always top the list.

  • http://mandatory-metallica.blogspot.com/ mankvill

    goddamn scenesters. “lololo irony is hilarious xD”

  • randomdude

    white people’s contemporary version of a hiphop breakdance battle.

  • Brian

    Dude, clear the dance floor, it’s a choad-off!

  • http://stuntgranny.blogspot.com Dave Hofer

    “The real victims of all this are suicide silence”

    Classic. I thought the same thing, even though I have never heard Suicide Silence.

    Really hoping this turns out to be a bunch of geniuses pulling one over on all of us.

  • Timmahhh

    Ya know at first I thought this was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in the world of metal, like the photos of the week or when you posted that ridiculous yngwie video a month or so ago. And I would have thought totally right, if it wasn’t for the fact that this band is so terrible. Not gonna lie, it almost chokes the funny out of the video. The real comedy here comes from the realization that someone was stupid enough to sign this band and then make a video as hilariously awful as their music. So thanks for that one music industry, I’m not really sure who the joke is on, but keep up the fuckassery.

  • bob fossil

    SHITE!

  • rob

    holy crap, i just threw up everywhere… that sucked beyond anything that has sucked before.

  • I, Monarch

    That is the worst fucking video I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    alright STOP!

    HAMMER TIME!

  • diego

    I just got an erection, no doubts about it, best deathcore video ever!!!, emure got to be shaking

  • ZapBranigan

    Wow, that just made my day.

    Aww, they all kissed and made up at the end. Fucking Priceless.

  • GrabThatAss

    Peaches? Grapes? I really don’t care I just want to punch a donkey.

  • Name Not Applicable

    Great, these scene shits are ruining my party metal idea. When I finally start that Dance-Punk/Sludge/Electro/Crust/Power Metal band these guys are gonna be run outta town with the power of TR00 crappy dance-core.

  • Larrehlawlz

    Oh hullo there NNA

    These guys were mentioned by samsyd

  • Malacoda

    semi-Deathcore power metal karate = intolerable. His vocals are so terrible, he can’t even scream right. The riff at the beginning isn’t awful, it’s just so generic. also – thunderhawk go!? lol.

  • underacheiver

    this is gayer then gay porn…..

  • themanny

    i actually saw timeless live at lamours like 4 years ago. that video’s been around forever! i think they might’ve been opening for diecast (before the uber polished killswitch clone phase in that band kicked in)? i dunno it was too long ago. they sound much, much better live they had some good parts but the best was that they actually had a slo-mo pit. repeat: the singer actually asked for a slo-mo pit. and the kids (mostly brooklyn scene 25talife-wigger-pit-crew-kinda-guys) complied…and then took their cheap shots. fucking hilarious!

    god that scene dance shit is beyond fucking gay

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    Wow I thought this was Trivium at first. Yeah it sucked that bad.

  • Chyld of Perdition

    They should just fuck and get it over with. Seriously…

  • Merta

    Fucken hilarious made my fucken day…… Ha ha ha ha ha

  • JTL

    If I want a video to teach me how to move in the pit, I’ll watch Sick of It All’s “Step Down.”

  • metalmessiah223

    The sad thing is, there is some kid watching this somewhere, thinking this is normal and cool. The word “slam dance” is used in his vocabulary every day, and cant wait til the next local battle of the bands contest just so ha can go show off his “slam dance” skills. Just so all you faggot ass slam dancers know, when you go to a show, we are there making fun of you and you dont even know it. talking about how fucking stupid you look. I just vomited in my mouth just then, it tasted like slam dancing, I think i’ll go gargle with some BLEACH!