Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN INCREDIBLE GOD FORBID PRIZE PACKAGE!

By: rotgut

rotgut — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:48:59 +0000

Initially south of heaven was titled south of the border but Kerry King would have no such nonsense.

By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO VINYLS | MetalSucks

FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO VINYLS | MetalSucks — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:39:16 +0000

[...] to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. The following two grand prize winners will receive this ridiculously awesome God Forbid prize [...]

By: Shanetera

Shanetera — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:31:28 +0000

“I may look like a faggot on top of this ass, but MY sleeves are cut off making me more manly than you.:

By: Austin Pittman

Austin Pittman — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:26:16 +0000

METAL ON YOUR ASS!!!1

By: knightdrider2010

knightdrider2010 — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:57:18 +0000

Turbonegro? I thought you said Burro Negro!

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:01:23 +0000

The black lord Xanjrd gallops away on his Hellbeast to cast down society to make all puritans rot in their own boiling flesh! (or just ride his mule down down the hill to his coffee shack…)

By: Dale

Dale — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:37:32 +0000

A young Tom Araya riding slayers first tour bus.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:15:11 +0000

Juan wanted to live and die by Slayer lyrics, but when he attempted a “Black Knight of Hell’s domain” image, he could only manage with what few materials he had laying ’round the stable.

On another note, lulz at RaZZo’s entry.

By: Megadethfan

Megadethfan — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:47:05 +0000

I look ridiculous on this horse, but my awesome Slayer-shirt saves my badass image! *phew*

By: vitruvianApe

vitruvianApe — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:18:40 +0000

Before Robert Trujillo perfected the crabwalk, he underwent a series of failed walks, notably the donkeywalk.

Don’t know if someone beat me to this cause there is NO way im reading all 99 posts, you guys have a tough life

By: John Saathoff

John Saathoff — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:22:07 +0000

Another Metallica bassist still getting no respect!!

By: d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:45:14 +0000

In light of their second annual collapse, the Metal Mets introduce “The Curse Of The Slayerized Donkey”.

By: Keith Car

Keith Car — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:38:15 +0000

After forming his spanish Slayer coverband “Matador”, Jose had been drumming so hard thats his fists were clenched forever, causing him to fail all of his mule permit tests to this day.

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:25:40 +0000

Change mine from “Robert Trujillo chose to ride a different kind of ass than his bandmates.” to “Robert Trujillo chose to get a different kind of ass than his bandmates”.

By: cwgwar

cwgwar — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:12:08 +0000

hahaha this MHJ dude’s should totally be the winner. thats gold man

By: MHJ

MHJ — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:25:07 +0000

Behind his mother’s shack at the mountaintop, Gaahl keeps this Disciple at the ready (in case of another crusade).

By: Big

Big — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:53:47 +0000

Dallas Coyle’s first car!

By: aaron

aaron — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:13:28 +0000

Dammit! I’ll never get to the concert on time!

By: Sheriff Behan

Sheriff Behan — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:21:53 +0000

Al Gore being led from the jungle after 21 years of torture after the PMRC hearings.

By: lern2swim

lern2swim — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:04:14 +0000

Lars- We’ve been listening to a lot of the new metal bands out there and we feel really energized for out next album after death magnetic. We’ve especially found a lot of inspiration from Gojira. Those guys are great and they’re really dedicated to their causes too. They’re really into, like, environmentalism and we’re really trying to blaze new trails with going green. I was just telling Robert the other day about the new, green, touring set up we have. He’s really excited because he’s going to get to see the world from a whole new angle on top of saving energy. Oh, and the next album is going to brutally heavy too.