MARIA BRINK AND REVOLVER PAY TRIBUTE TO CARRIE
Monday, September 29th, 2008 at 3:15pm by Axl RosenbergHere’s the cover of the upcoming issue of Revolver, which is scheduled to hit newsstands October 21. As you can tell, it’s a Halloween-themed issue. So rather than just dress Maria Brink up in something sexified like they normally do, the creative folks over at Revolver stuck a wig on her, doused her with pig’s blood, and paid homage to Brian De Palma’s classic cinematic adaptation of Stephen King’s Carrie. I have a sneaking suspicion that some of you sick fucks will get off on this shit, so, y’know, run and get the vasoline now.
In This Moment have a new album, The Dream, in stores tomorrow on Century. Kind of amazingly, the album actually hasn’t leaked in advance of its release!
-AR
That is pretty hot. But who uses vaseline? There are plenty of lubes out there which are much better and significantly less messy.
The More You Know…
Well, she still looks like a foot, but being covered in blood is pretty hot
Good thing I’m at work, the pig’s blood is kind of turning me on…
The album wasn’t leaked because no one gives a shit.
She DOES look hot in that cover, however I will be more than happy to help her get off-I mean, get it on- let’s just say I’ll join her in the shower.
On another note, nice homage to the Tales From The Crypt comics.
lamb of god, avenged sevenfold, disturbed, killswitch engage AND five finger death punch?!?! Scary shit indeed.
I like the cover…But the real reason I’d buy this is that it’s just in time for Halloween (and is themed accordingly) and beyond a doubt that’s my favorite (un)holiday.
BTW, my shitty blog has been updated, it’s about some hot Korean bitch (or is it?)
she should be a part of gorgoroth’s stage show.
@ devil: I’m very frightened. No, not by the album cover or the band lineup, but because my first thought, also, was the archaic reference to Vaseline.
@ fantasyh: Completely agree. As Meat Loaf once put it “you took the words right out of my mouth”.
In this moment is the worst fucking band ever Maria Brink looks kind of hot in this pic but other than this she looks like a weird plastic surgery experiment
@ Jake
“In this moment is the worst fucking band ever…”
I don’t like “In This Moment” either (unless of course if Maria got naked and performed an entire live-show just like that – then I would take a video of that, dub the music with “Tool” or another band I like, and then upload it to YouTube, and watch the hit-counter increase) but might I suggest “Insane Clown Posse” for the worst band ever category?
“…Maria Brink looks kind of hot in this pic but other than this she looks like a weird plastic surgery experiment.”
Yeah, but I presume the average MetalSucks reader – myself included – would probably still bang her in a heartbeat if we were desperate, and couldn’t find any lube. And that would be soooooo Metal to have sex with a dead-chick…Necrophilia yeah! And I’m pretty sure GWAR would be proud!! Although I’d much rather do Angela Gossow of “Arch Enemy”, she’s mediocre-hot, plus she’s a bit of a screamer like myself – so she’d be good for about 15 minutes…Or 2…However long I am physically capable of lasting.
Say how cool would that be? Banging a chick to Death-Metal as opposed to 70’s Funky Jazz stuff?! Probably not much, but we as a human species have to try new things so, y’know…Try it, I guess is what I’m trying to say here.
The reason they dont show her lower body is because either shes getting fat or her boobs are really hanging low. and shes old so they might hang really low. though i would hope or maybe wish that shes pregnant under there. id have sex with her just to say I had sex with her fetus. but yeah, maria, shes not so pretty and her voice cracks bad live. do you think a wig is the new version of a brown paper bag? or is that the pigs blood?
@ thismomentpassed
“The reason they don’t show her lower body is because either shes getting fat or her boobs are really hanging low.”
Actually, I think it’s more likely the dress. Another guy mentioned a recent trend for ‘tit-curtains’ styled-dresses that makes women look disproportionate, pregnant or fat and frankly turns him off – while permanently killing off his boner:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
…Well worth the read. As a side note, I’ve already seen the lower half of Maria’s body [and unless I'm on drugs and still somehow (extremely) horny (if that's possible) I'm not likely to be impressed] but it’s not particularly bad either.
…But I read that she has a 10-year-old Son, so it’s probably a not good idea for her to go ’sky-clad’ or else all his friends at school will be like “Haha!! I saw you Mom naked, and She makes shitty music!” and while they would be telling the truth for the most part, it’s just not a nice thing to say, no matter how accurate it is. Some things are better left unsaid much like the comment you are reading right now.
Well even though i dont really care for her music, the blood is a real turn on, i would love to get with with or without the blood, and even thoough her voice cracks live, it just takes alot of pratice, i think if she stay with it she might be big one day, if she has any lucky.
@ unkalis
all i wanted to say is learn how to spell.. and agree with the blood thing, but no shes not that good of a singer.
Maria Brink is hot as hell and really nice. Imean super friggin nice. I met them backstage once since my cousin is dating the bassist Jesse. Who is really cool to. Actually the whole band are really good people. Clean and friendly. And For those who think Brinks lower body isn’t hot. Dude for 31 and having a 10 year old son. Wow. She’s gorgeous. I stumbled upon this site. I don’t know if it’s really for metal haters or not but I gotta defend this band. They’ve gotten so much better than what they were a few years ago. I think they put out good music and Brinks voice including the screaming have gotten way better live. Still tho. They could improve. And maria still needs to show me those tit’s!!!! LOL J/K Looking forward to seein you guys come christmas time.